Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V

Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Electric Mango on May 24, 2008, 01:05:13 pm

Title: Corrupted Genie
Post by: Electric Mango on May 24, 2008, 01:05:13 pm

This is a fun game we play on the IRON forums that has been really tonicular.   LOL I like how your forum changes P O P U L A R into TONICULAR.  You guys are funny around here  

You make a wish and then the next person grants it but in a twisted way.  Then they make their own wish for others to corrupt.

I'll go first,

I wish I lived w/ Playboy models.

Title: Corrupted Genie
Post by: iron snake on May 24, 2008, 01:48:30 pm

Granted but it's the original playboy models enjoy the creases.

I wish for a decent pot noodle if that's even possible.

Title: Corrupted Genie
Post by: Electric Mango on May 24, 2008, 02:26:59 pm

Granted, but it's so expensive that you could never afford to eat them.

I wish I could do round house kicks like Chuck Norris

Title: Corrupted Genie
Post by: the infamous on May 24, 2008, 07:07:52 pm

Granted, but you're only allowed to kick houses.

I wish Rob Schneider didn't exist.

Title: Corrupted Genie
Post by: zblewski on May 24, 2008, 07:45:42 pm

Granted, but his sperm has been preserved to breed with a descendant of Dane Cook to make a supermonster.

I wish that 4chan didn't have cancer.

Title: Corrupted Genie
Post by: Arsenal 10 on May 25, 2008, 01:53:01 am

Granted, but he gets that cure that is in the movie "I Am Legend" so he turns into a zombie thingy.

I wish Arsenal will win the EPL next season.

Title: Corrupted Genie
Post by: Lanna on May 25, 2008, 09:41:56 am

Granted, but you found yourself a girlfriend who likes a different team and you found yourself wanting said team to win.

I wish for a purple hat.

Title: Corrupted Genie
Post by: iron snake on May 25, 2008, 09:51:18 am

Granted but the hat dosn't suit you.

I wish for 2 lesbians in a cage.

Title: Corrupted Genie
Post by: the infamous on May 25, 2008, 10:21:49 am

Granted, but they're Ellen DeGeneres and Rosie O'Donnell, and the only way to keep them in the cage is to give them your sperm for IVF, so you will forver have to look after your three-way mutant progeny.

I wish I hadn't eaten that curry last night >.<

Title: Corrupted Genie
Post by: Electric Mango on May 25, 2008, 02:55:01 pm

Granted, instead you had the poo poo platter and it gives you explosive diarrhea  that goes off unexpectedly when you're getting down w/ your woman.

I wish I had my own midget.