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Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on June 10, 2008, 02:20:32 pm
So yeah, I rode from the eastern suburbs of Chicago to the outer ones.  65 miles round trip.

Ask me anything.
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: Drop Your Pants on June 10, 2008, 02:22:31 pm
What colour is blue?
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: Preventer Wind on June 10, 2008, 04:06:18 pm
who What When Where Why and How?
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: WestWind on June 10, 2008, 05:38:36 pm
Bike to Springfield next time and I'll buy you an ice cold beer.

o wait I'm not 21...
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: Ganon5 on June 10, 2008, 08:36:02 pm
What animal is Sonic the Hedgehog?
But really... damn. What was that, like 3-4 hrs?
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on June 10, 2008, 08:59:39 pm
Quote from: Drop Your Pants
What colour is blue?

Red?

Quote from: Preventer Wind
who What When Where Why and How?

My friends and I yesterday because we felt like it.

Quote from: WestWind
Bike to Springfield next time and I'll buy you an ice cold beer.

o wait I'm not 21...

That actually our goal by the end of the summer..lol.  I'll post if we do it!

Quote from: ganon5
What animal is Sonic the Hedgehog?
But really... damn. What was that, like 3-4 hrs?

We averaged between 12 and 15 mph so around 5 hours.  It really wasn't that bad once we got into it.


You should all start biking.  It's amazing.
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: Preventer Wind on June 10, 2008, 09:46:42 pm
Ok you got Who When and Why but not What Where and How
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: Dr. Gregory House on June 10, 2008, 10:36:28 pm
Does your ass feel like its gonna fall off?
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on June 10, 2008, 10:44:22 pm
Quote from: Preventer Wind
Ok you got Who When and Why but not What Where and How

What: my bike; Where: Chicago suburbs; How: the sending of pulses from the brain to neuromuscular junctions releasing Calcium ions causing contraction of actin and myosin.

Quote from: Dr. Gregory House
Does your ass feel like its gonna fall off?

It does hurt, yes.  
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: Dr. Gregory House on June 10, 2008, 10:46:16 pm
65 miles..................................................................WTF WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!...lol...but seriously, were you just bored?
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: OFudd on June 11, 2008, 01:19:23 am
Is your scrotum in any danger?

Are you a cock pony?
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: MotherAfrica on June 11, 2008, 04:48:32 am
Whats your shoe size?
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: Drop Your Pants on June 11, 2008, 08:19:00 am
Do you have sex with your shoes?
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: Lanna on June 11, 2008, 08:32:11 am
I love you.
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: Dr. Gregory House on June 11, 2008, 09:21:47 am
^^    
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: Drop Your Pants on June 11, 2008, 10:17:23 am
Quote from: Lanna
I love you.
Is that a question?
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: MotherAfrica on June 11, 2008, 12:44:18 pm
Can I borrow your bike?
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: Vector on June 11, 2008, 09:04:32 pm
um
vector dies
who wins?
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on June 11, 2008, 10:54:02 pm
Quote from: Dr. Gregory House
65 miles..................................................................WTF WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!...lol...but seriously, were you just bored?

I need to stay in shape and it was a fun way to fuck around with friends..just flying through towns seeing stuff..lol

Quote from: OFudd
Is your scrotum in any danger?

Are you a cock pony?

Thankfully no and hopefully no.  

Quote from: MotherAfrica
Whats your shoe size?

13.5.  Why?

Quote from: Drop Your Pants
Do you have sex with your shoes?

Only on Saturdays, never on Sundays.

Quote from: Lanna
I love you.

Should I sig this?

*Grand Poobah Marx ponders

Quote from: Dr. Gregory House
^^    

 

Quote from: Drop Your Pants
Quote from: Lanna
I love you.
Is that a question?

There is no spoon.

Quote from: MotherAfrica
Can I borrow your bike?

I don't know; can you?

/Grammar Nazi

Quote from: Vector
um
vector dies
who wins?

God?
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: MotherAfrica on June 12, 2008, 03:51:09 am
Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx
Quote from: MotherAfrica
Whats your shoe size?

13.5.  Why?

*takes one of marx shoes and runs* My shoe.
Title: I just rode 65 miles on a bike
Post by: Adolf Von Sippycup on June 12, 2008, 12:10:46 pm
Will I ever be cool like you?