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Title: Man sentenced to 4060 years in jail.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on July 03, 2008, 05:01:31 am
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Title: Man sentenced to 4060 years in jail.
Post by: Electric Mango on July 03, 2008, 07:47:29 am
They should just transfer that guy to Mango Nation. My citizens will string him up by his neck and save the tax payers years of money.

Title: Man sentenced to 4060 years in jail.
Post by: KingRanter on July 03, 2008, 02:15:26 pm
he was sentenced under 9000 years, he'll be fine
Title: Man sentenced to 4060 years in jail.
Post by: DrunkWino on July 03, 2008, 03:17:49 pm
I'm typically not big on capital punishment, but just shoot the fucker.
Title: Man sentenced to 4060 years in jail.
Post by: Vice Man on July 03, 2008, 04:00:21 pm
I love it when they convict people for many centuries or milleniums instead of just for life. Although it could backfire if they invent some way to achieve inmortality.
Title: Man sentenced to 4060 years in jail.
Post by: Adolf Von Sippycup on July 03, 2008, 08:16:27 pm
Year 3209 isn't THAT bad for parole.
Title: Man sentenced to 4060 years in jail.
Post by: Ganon5 on July 03, 2008, 08:41:22 pm
I think 3209 is too soon. He won't learn his lesson in that short time
Title: Man sentenced to 4060 years in jail.
Post by: KingRanter on July 03, 2008, 11:51:41 pm
life sentence is only 25 years aint it?
Title: Man sentenced to 4060 years in jail.
Post by: Pterrydactyl on July 05, 2008, 01:26:12 pm
WEATHERFORD, Texas - A man was sentenced to more than 4,000 years in prison Wednesday for sexually assaulting three teenage girls
WEATHERFORD, Texas - A man was sentenced to more than 4,000 years in prison
WEATHERFORD, Texas - A man
Texas

Title: Man sentenced to 4060 years in jail.
Post by: Lanna on July 05, 2008, 09:06:24 pm
Wow. o.o
Title: Man sentenced to 4060 years in jail.
Post by: zblewski on July 05, 2008, 09:15:35 pm
In related news, Kabuki still serves his 9999999999 day ban from RIA. The ban will expire in the year 27380515 and the RIA will welcome his corpse back with open arms.
Title: Man sentenced to 4060 years in jail.
Post by: Untelligent on July 05, 2008, 11:00:29 pm
That's a day shy of ten billion, for those of you too lazy to count the digits.