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Title: I just saw the Mummy 3...
Post by: Pterrydactyl on August 02, 2008, 01:12:18 am
AND IT FUKKIN SUCKED.


I mean, Jet Li is advertised as a main character and what is he?

He's himself for about MAYBE 20 minutes the whole movie.

And of those 20 minutes, maybe 30 seconds are spent fighting.  The other 19 minutes 30 seconds are spent riding a horse or speaking ancient chinese (though despite the fact that they had to kidnap one of the real main characters to translate some of it, apparently EVERY-FUCKING-BODY can understand him).

The entire rest of the time Jet Li's character is CGI or a dragon, monkey, or other thing.


TOTAL FUCKING oxSHIT.

Not to mention at times the movie just gets boring.


I give it a 3/10 because jet li does kick Brendon FRasier's ass pretty good.
Title: I just saw the Mummy 3...
Post by: Kaiser on August 02, 2008, 01:15:34 am
Is the same chick in the movie or is it a different one?
Title: I just saw the Mummy 3...
Post by: Shadow on August 02, 2008, 01:18:03 am
Well I'm probably seeing it sunday. Hopefully it won't be as bad as you say. I'm usually not that critical when it comes to movies so I probably will. >_>
Title: I just saw the Mummy 3...
Post by: IronSoldier820 on August 02, 2008, 11:00:55 am
Jet Li hasn't been in a good movie for...a while. Personally, I think the Forbidden Kingdom had too much talking on part of the dorky main character and his annoying-as-hell girlfriend who refuses to talk in first person. I mean come on, they put Jackie Chan and Jet Li in the same movie, but just have them act as sidekicks. What the hell.
Title: I just saw the Mummy 3...
Post by: —- on August 02, 2008, 11:22:04 am
This depresses me. The Mummy/Returns were my two favorite movies when I was younger. ;_;


I'm seeing the third one. If it's a shitty as you say, I'll catch it online. Atonichis, you usually give harsh reviews on stuff.
Title: I just saw the Mummy 3...
Post by: bioakky on August 02, 2008, 03:04:47 pm
The one thing you didn't mention is the oh-so-sought-after fight scene between Michelle Yeoh and Jet Li. Even if it's only five seconds long (I'm sure it's longer than that ¬_¬), a lot of people are/were waiting for that.
Title: I just saw the Mummy 3...
Post by: Damen on August 02, 2008, 06:45:41 pm
It had 0% on Rotten Tomatoes on the first day.


Yeah, it's bad
Title: I just saw the Mummy 3...
Post by: Shadow on August 02, 2008, 07:21:00 pm
I saw it today, it wasn't that bad. >_>
Title: I just saw the Mummy 3...
Post by: IronSoldier820 on August 03, 2008, 04:32:50 pm
Quote from: Shadow
I saw it today, it wasn't that bad. >_>
That's just another way of saying it's meh.
Title: I just saw the Mummy 3...
Post by: —- on August 03, 2008, 06:43:34 pm
You're all slowly braking my heart. I wanna see it <_<;
Title: I just saw the Mummy 3...
Post by: Pterrydactyl on August 05, 2008, 09:49:18 pm
Quote from: bioakky
The one thing you didn't mention is the oh-so-sought-after fight scene between Michelle Yeoh and Jet Li. Even if it's only five seconds long (I'm sure it's longer than that ¬_¬), a lot of people are/were waiting for that.



You mean where he knocks her weapons away, she catchs his blade, then he stabs her in the face?

It's about 25 seconds long.
Title: I just saw the Mummy 3...
Post by: Shadow on August 05, 2008, 10:53:09 pm
Quote from: IronSoldier820
Quote from: Shadow
I saw it today, it wasn't that bad. >_>
That's just another way of saying it's meh.

Not really. I actually did like it.
Title: I just saw the Mummy 3...
Post by: Adolf Von Sippycup on August 06, 2008, 01:11:39 am
My dad asked me a question the other day:

"Hey son, would you rather go see Mummy 3 or Dark Knight on IMAX?"

For a split second I was going to say Mummy 3 because I've seen the Dark Knight like 2103587219385235 times already but I decided: "Well, if the Dark Knight is so fucking amazing on regular theaters then it must be like 210491824 times better on IMAX"

After seeing this thread I'm glad I made the right choice.

Also. on IMDB it has a rating of 5.6 stars and I lol'd when I went down to the User Comments and the only two words there were: "Truly Awful."

Title: I just saw the Mummy 3...
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 06, 2008, 04:56:29 am
wasn't it a few movies ago Jet Li was doing his 'last movie'
Title: I just saw the Mummy 3...
Post by: Flask on August 06, 2008, 12:13:32 pm
Fearless was his last Wushu epic, because he was disappointed that his Wushu martial arts was being represented the wrong way.

But he's still doing movies. After all, he is an actor.
Title: I just saw the Mummy 3...
Post by: Chaos Poet on August 07, 2008, 11:24:53 pm
is it as bad as the happening, cause if it is I might just go see it for the lolz.