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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Fierce2 on July 06, 2007, 09:42:49 am

Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 06, 2007, 09:42:49 am: Hey I don't know if you guys know how to play this or not so I'll explain. All you have to do is kill the person that has the hill and take it for yourself. You can think of any sick or perverted way to kill the person on the hill. There is only one rule, you must put KING at the end of every one of your posts.

So let me begin

Fierce2 wandering aimlessly in the forest comes across an impressively large hill and decides to get a game of King of the Hill going. Fierce struggles to the top of the hill, but eventually makes it there. He declares himself...

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Flask on July 06, 2007, 09:45:37 am: Flask comes upon Fierce, standing atop a hill, looking mighty proud of himself. Flask whips out his crossbow, firing a large bolt into Fierce's chest, flinging him from the hill and pinning him to a nearby tree.

Flask cartwheels onto the top of the hill and slaps a nametag on himself that says...

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Drumline on July 06, 2007, 11:07:33 am: Drumline drives on hill in New H3. Picks Flask up drinks him dry till he is a prune, And then rolls his wrinkled body down the hill. Rips his name tag off, and puts it on himself and crosses out Flask and puts drumline.

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 06, 2007, 11:09:36 am: Youre H3 is no match for my tank that was secretly stolen by Fierces spirit. Fierce drives up the hill and blows drumline and his H3 to bits. He proudly stands on top of the hill and declares himself...

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: timberh0 on July 06, 2007, 11:25:14 am: Timberh0 drives his oxdozer over to the hill and flattens it taking fierce down in a pile of rubble. Timberh0 than constructs a new man made hill out of steel with sharp walls so no human could climb up it on their own and sits at the top glaring down at the rest of you.

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 06, 2007, 01:07:54 pm: Fierce seeing that Timberh0 has made the game no more fun because you can't retake the hill gathers everyone else up and moves to another impressively large hill. Everyone votes for Fierce to be the first one to take the hill because they seem to enjoy killing him. Timberh0 is left to cry on his man made hill because he has no friends until he comes down.

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Flask on July 06, 2007, 01:21:15 pm: *Pees on man-made hill*
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 06, 2007, 01:22:03 pm: lol
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: DRUNKENKING on July 06, 2007, 01:33:44 pm: Drunkenking *Stabs* Fierce iin the eye with a a rusty Spork. Drunkenking then, takes off Fierces Nametag, Devours it.And makes a new one.

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 06, 2007, 01:41:03 pm: Fierce throws DRUNKENKING a bottle of moonshine to get him more drunk. DRUNKENKING then proceeds to chug the bottle and rolls down the hill in his confusion. Fierce regains control of the hill.

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: DRUNKENKING on July 06, 2007, 01:43:14 pm: DRUNKENKING get in his Hummer, Drives up the hill and runs over Fierce2. He then Backs up over Fierce. He repeats this process for several hours.

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: DRUNKENKING on July 06, 2007, 01:43:21 pm: DRUNKENKING get in his Hummer, Drives up the hill and runs over Fierce2. He then Backs up over Fierce. He repeats this process for several hours.

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: DRUNKENKING on July 06, 2007, 01:43:24 pm: DRUNKENKING get in his Hummer, Drives up the hill and runs over Fierce2. He then Backs up over Fierce. He repeats this process for several hours.

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 06, 2007, 01:47:06 pm: Fierce calls in his tank squad and blows up drunkenking and his hummer, Fierce then gets up out of the dirt he was mashed into so many times and eclaims the hill.

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Drumline on July 06, 2007, 01:50:23 pm: I make the Brown Noise, everyone shits themselves,commits suicide and dies. I take hill

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 06, 2007, 01:51:42 pm: to bad I had in ear plugs

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Drumline on July 06, 2007, 01:54:32 pm: I cut you apart at the knees, you are now 4 feet high and when you try to ge near me i just push you over
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 06, 2007, 01:56:54 pm: I roll a doughnut down the hill and laugh as you chase it and fall face first into a boulder. After my period of laughter, I assume control of the hill.

King
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: smeeth on July 06, 2007, 02:27:07 pm: I call in an army of pirate-ninjas and ninja-pirates to kill Fierce2. Once Fierce 2 is dead and throughly buttsecksed, I climb to the top of the hill comfortably and builds a throne. Smeeth is now

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 06, 2007, 06:30:21 pm: Little did you know I placed a bomb under your throne. It blows up and sends you flying off of the hill. Fierce is now

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: smeeth on July 07, 2007, 08:48:07 am: But little did you know that a huge rock was thrown up in the explosion. As you take control of the hill the rock falls down and crushes you. Now I take control of the hill and heavily fortify it with the help of my ninja-pirates and pirate-ninjas. I win and I'm also

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: solunsford on July 07, 2007, 08:58:25 am: *Solunsford slaughters entire hoard with rubber chicken nunchuku, finishing smeeth with a hard kick in the shin*

Takes over the hill

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Drumline on July 07, 2007, 09:41:35 am: This is basic but umm i shoot you in the face. Bitches

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: schneereich on July 07, 2007, 09:53:56 am: i shove a rusty iron rod into every orifice of your body. you die of anal tetanus. i am now

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: divilido on July 07, 2007, 08:43:51 pm: I let Fierce2 watch my videos he sees Chuck Norris and laughs his @$$ off all the way down the hill!!!
I am now..........

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Kaiser on July 07, 2007, 08:46:58 pm: I get out my phone... And my tabassco sauce and I proced to give you a Texas chilibowl. You run whimpering home to your mother so I am now

King
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Drumline on July 07, 2007, 09:24:46 pm: i slap your mother and kill you

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: superdude1000 on July 07, 2007, 11:22:09 pm: *Nuclear explosion*

I make a rock floating in space a hill, and take the place of...

KING.
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Kaiser on July 07, 2007, 11:22:30 pm: Why did you slap my mom when it was your mom? Whatever I raise from the dead and proced to insery a granade into your rectum.

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 08, 2007, 02:58:23 pm: unfortunately the gernade kills you too because you didn't back away quick enough.

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: —- on July 08, 2007, 03:03:47 pm: Just as unfortunate, you can no longer be king. *smashes a lead pipe into your head, knocking you off the hill into a pit of spikes*

QUEEN

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Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 08, 2007, 03:06:42 pm: Little did you know that as you were installing that spike pit, I was installing a launch mechanism underneath it. So when I pull myself off of the spikes, because I'm Criss Angel, I hit the launch button a the spikes take off and home into your head. I regain control of the hill.

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 09, 2007, 11:17:07 pm: wow I haven't been horribly mangle yet
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: divilido on July 10, 2007, 11:30:48 am: I go up to you shoot you in you foot bash your head in with a rock roll you down the hill you fall into a pit of man eating dragons and they eat the flesh right off your body I pour salt on you so that you burn cause you have no skin!!! I AM NOW....

KING!!!!
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: evil greg guy on July 10, 2007, 01:25:21 pm: Cuts your leg open with a six-foot long blade, then pulls out your femur, i then proceed to beat you with your own femur until you are bloody in the face. Then, i rip off your arms and beat you with them until your neck snaps, then i throw you off the hill into a pit of flaming sharp objects, which now makes me

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Drumline on July 10, 2007, 03:49:04 pm: I go back in time and kill you as you are born

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: —- on July 10, 2007, 06:44:19 pm: /me takes a wine bottle, smashes it over your head, knocks you unconscious

QUEEN
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Leo on July 10, 2007, 07:09:15 pm: *stays in pocket until you commit suicide*

JESTER!!!
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Kaiser on July 10, 2007, 07:19:44 pm: Pull's Leo out of pocket and goes into Lorens Pants

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Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 10, 2007, 10:46:29 pm: shoots you in back before you get into Lorens pants

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Leo on July 11, 2007, 08:16:59 am: Quote from: Kaiser
Pull's Leo out of pocket and goes into Lorens Pants

[span style=\'color:#000000;background:#000000\']KING[/span]

*shoots self*I NO LONGER HAVE REASON TO LIVE!!!
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: —- on July 11, 2007, 06:21:40 pm: OMFG!

*Changes jeans, and anyone who was out is now.. OUT*

QUEEN

Leo, no suicide, there's to much emo in RIA already..
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: divilido on July 11, 2007, 08:41:35 pm: I slit your throught and I am now...

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: divilido on July 11, 2007, 09:35:37 pm: Nobody can keep me off this hill
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 12, 2007, 07:43:22 am: except me because I hire Chuck Norris and he walks on top of the hill and punches you in the face with the fist hidden in his beard. You roll down the hill and I take the hill.

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: DRUNKENKING on July 12, 2007, 02:23:39 pm: I am King cause you're ugly.

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Babelonians on July 12, 2007, 02:30:03 pm: Drunkenking is busy lookin at himself in the mirror while babelonians comes up from behind and pushes him down the long rocky hill

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: DRUNKENKING on July 12, 2007, 03:14:47 pm: Drunky throws ninja starts at babelonians. He falls down the hill, bleeding.

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: DRUNKENKING on July 12, 2007, 03:14:48 pm: Drunky throws ninja starts at babelonians. He falls down the hill, bleeding.

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: divilido on July 12, 2007, 06:39:47 pm: I throw Drunky off the hill because he is too drunk to stand straight! I am now

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: divilido on July 12, 2007, 06:41:05 pm: I am just so freaking awesome
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 13, 2007, 08:48:24 am: Divilido is has too much pride and admires himself so much that he didn't see Fierce sneeking up the side of the hill with nunchucks in one hands and a rubber chicken in the other. Fierce proceeds to smack Divilido in the back of the head with the rubber chicken. Divilido turns and starts asking why I just hit him in the back ogf the head with a rubber chicken, and proceeds to cry as he leaves the hill. Fierce regains control of the hill.

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Drumline on July 13, 2007, 10:05:46 am: i show you a picture of brandon and brain having sex, you commit suicide, and i take the hill

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: divilido on July 13, 2007, 11:57:24 am: I blow up you drum set I am now king
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Drumline on July 13, 2007, 01:07:02 pm: see your not king because you have to kill me to be king. i was not playing my drum set. so umm i launch a air raid attack of Moth Pupa on you and you commit suicide. I go back on hill which was mine from the start

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: divilido on July 13, 2007, 03:19:00 pm: good move but I come behind you and strangle you I am now KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Drumline on July 14, 2007, 09:13:09 am: as you were strangling. I whipped around. RHKed you, and then shot you in the head.
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 14, 2007, 10:29:21 am: I was sneaking up the other side of the hil sa all of this was happening. I sneak up behind Drumline a smack him in the head with rubber chicken. He proceeds to cry as he walks down the hill. Fierce2 is now...

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 16, 2007, 07:35:53 am: The rubber chicken is the greatest weapon ever, nobody has even dared take the hill from me
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Drumline on July 16, 2007, 09:09:55 am: i get a blow up doll, and you want it, so i throw it down the hill. you drop the rubber chicken and i take it, you come back up, i kill you will the chicken and i take back the doll.

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 16, 2007, 11:43:42 am: I get a herd a rabid wombats to come and eat your face off. While this is happening you drop the rubber chicken. I pick it up and melt it to my hand so no one else can have it. By the way the wombats devoured your entire head and I rolled what was left of you down the hill for the wombats to contiune feasting on.

KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: divilido on July 16, 2007, 11:44:43 am: I shoot you KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 16, 2007, 12:07:09 pm: rubber chicken bounces the oxet right back at you and you end up shooting yourself in the face.

King
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: divilido on July 16, 2007, 12:14:22 pm: fuck the rubber chicken I melt it on the stove................ KING
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Drumline on July 16, 2007, 12:17:24 pm: fuck you.. i put you in the oven and then i walk off the hill and give it back to fierce2..

I am now the official kill people and give the hill away person
Title: King of the Hill
Post by: Fierce2 on July 16, 2007, 12:18:43 pm: Yes, now I have two rubber chickens, the really melted one and the not so melted one.

KING