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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Pterrydactyl on August 09, 2008, 12:28:44 am

Title: I just bought a new paintball gun.
Post by: Pterrydactyl on August 09, 2008, 12:28:44 am

Yes, I just bought me a BRAND-NEW asskicking paintball gun of asskickery.

It's made of approximatly 70% awesome and 30% asskicking.


Heres a pic (not of mine, but of another that is exactly like mine)

Title: I just bought a new paintball gun.
Post by: Crunka on August 09, 2008, 02:34:51 am

will you shoot yourself with it? (as an inauguration, of course)

Title: I just bought a new paintball gun.
Post by: Pterrydactyl on August 09, 2008, 03:16:12 pm

Never!

We are going this sunday to Here (http://www.cpxsports.com/modules.php?op=modload&name=News&file=article&sid=1)


I might have pictures monday...

Title: I just bought a new paintball gun.
Post by: Electric Mango on August 10, 2008, 01:46:42 am

What is your quest?

Title: I just bought a new paintball gun.
Post by: 1ofkind on August 10, 2008, 02:58:57 am

I used to play professional.

First just by looking I can tell: it cost 200 - $350. Is practically a spyder.

Here area few of my guns.
Customized Smart Parts Evolution-X Based Autococker
Suggested Retail Price: $1250
Comes with:


    * Smart Parts Max-Flo Regulator
    * " " Freak Barrel
    * Shocktech 3-Way Bomb
    * WGP Ram
    * KAPP Hing Trigger Frame
    * Dead On On/Off ASA
    * 2 90* Elbows with Macro attached
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/4808/dscf0042hy1.jpg)

(http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/2319/dscf0020xa2.jpg)
This is my baby. 1250 retail.

Title: I just bought a new paintball gun.
Post by: 1ofkind on August 10, 2008, 03:03:35 am

(http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/197/dscf0127at7.jpg)
Sorry, but I'm a paintball pimp. Listen, if you need it i'll get it for you. I know CEOs' and to much. I'll format your team's resume's.

Title: I just bought a new paintball gun.
Post by: zblewski on August 10, 2008, 02:20:07 pm

Me wanty.

Also, yes, get pics.

Title: I just bought a new paintball gun.
Post by: Pterrydactyl on August 10, 2008, 11:43:30 pm

Ok, pics turned into FAILURE.  Assy Mcgee (my friend) brought his camera, but the battery was dead (it was a chargible).


Sadness.

However, I should have some pics of my 2 welts tomorrow.

Yea, 2.


I WAS HIT FUCKING TWICE.

Thats how kick-ass I was.  We lead a team of 7 year olds to victory about 8 times.

One of the best times: we were defending the fort and did a decent job.  lasted the whole time.  The second time, we attacked the fort and expected to lose.  Me and my 2 friends snuck all the way around the back of the fort and fired into the towers taking them down.  THen, we were PELTED with about 50 rounds each from about 5 different people.  Amazingly, they missed.  BUT, this gave the opportunity for one of our kiddies to run in and grab the pole, winning the game.

Another one of the best times: we were on "armageddon".  We were playing against the other team for the first time, and they were pretty terrified of us.  I had my ACU's on the whole day, and my 2 friends were in their marine uniforms, and we all had custom guns.  BTW, my uniform still has the "us army" patch sewn on, and they have the "Us marines" patch on theirs, so they KNEW we were current/former military.  We completly decimated them.