Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: superdude1000 on July 08, 2007, 10:29:13 pm
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So...
Yeah, if you don't understand the significance of the title, get out. Nao.
Anyway, this topic owned. Did anyone keep a copy?
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It might still be pinned in the old forums.
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I think it is.
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Both of you! Out! Nao!
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Shoo!
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*runs in*I think it's still pinned... at least it was last time I pinned it.
<.< >.> What, I can pin what I want!
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Has anyone here been to a pool party recently?
It's ironic someone made this topic, because the girl who had the party the first time, Ashley, is ahving another birthday party, so it's basically a reunion.
By the way, a lot of stuff has been going down recently. Last time I checked, we had just gotten past the Kristin story, am I correct? So, after all of that, I didn't get any for awhile... Until a few weeks ago, before I went to Florida... This is how I found out I was depressed, you have to read the entire thing to understand.
Wizz and I go on these things called "adventures", where we go to random scary places, zombie infested old folks' homes (Believe me, that old black guy wouldn't have chased the car the way he did if he wasn't a zombie.), and exploring the patch of city near my neighborhood, where one night I was chased by police when I had gone alone. I escaped though, so that's good.
Anyways, after a short adventure and after we got lost, Wizz complains about wanting to go back home. Then she wants to take a nap. So, since we're going to sleep, I want to get a little stoned so I can sleep. Anyways, I get stoned, and we get into her parents' bed and start to try and go to sleep. But I can't and I keep shifting around. We then proceed to fight a little bit (We always fight, it's fun) and occasionally while fighting she'll try and grab my wang out of a joke, only with my super slow reflexes, she does grab it. And it feels GOOD, as stoned off my face as I was. If you people don't know, being stoned makes everything feel a lot better, including plain old fapping. So anyways, we keep fighting, and she does it AGAIN. Finally, she grabs it a third time and holds on. It completely paralyzes me with pleasure and awkwardness. She lets go and starts going back to sleep once I say I give up. So I actually am ready to go to sleep, because I don't want her to keep grabbing at it because she's one of my very good friends. So, I umm... Take off my pants, because there's stuff in my pockets and it's annoying. I turn away, shut my eyes and start to go to sleep...
After a minute or so, she grabs it again. I'm like "WOAH" and now I'm at a stiff-armed salute. The game goes on for awhile, then I stop pulling her hand away and just let her do... Whatever. She starts toying with it, and then I just... Well, I whip it out. She puts her hand on it and tells me she doesn't give handjobs. Now, Wizz is famous for loving to give and giving, umm...
So, this is my first time, mind you, and she starts... Doing the thing. It feels so insane, because I'm just so stoned, and it's never happened before, and it's weird...
And it takes a long time. I'm sure she was probably getting upset or something, because I think it took over an hour, with one break in the middle.
And afterwards... I felt... Bored. It was like someone said about the guy who plays Dr. House on the show "House", about how he found it he was depressed when he just got out of a wrecked car at a destruction derby and felt bored.
Well, that's how I felt. This should have been a big momentous thing for me, but I was actually bored...
Anyways, after that happened, I went to Florida, and I didn't see her for another week after that. And it's awkward.
END OF TALE
SO, NOW I've been trying to get a date with the Ashley girl for a LONG time, but it seems she's always busy. I know she's interested, I just don't know what to do anymore. I'm thinking of just waiting until her party and then showing my stuff there, but I dunno.
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Good story Shy.
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It was.. interesting.. but alright
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your story confuses me just a little, but you can spare me the details that I find confusing... >_>
Anyways, I'm wondering if maybe you were bored because you and Wizz were just friends...and you were so hesitant about it to begin with. I think if it was with someone that isn't your friend...someone you like, it would be different? I can't say that I entirely know what you're going through, but I hope that someone here can give you better advice than what I can give...
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I agree with AS. You probable just weren't into it and it took so long because you were friends.
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Well, I felt like an asshole, the same way I felt after me and Kristin had that thing.
It shouldn't feel like that everytime something happens with a lady, mirite? (British accent here today)
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I agree with AS. You probable just weren't into it and it took so long because you were friends.
No, I was definitely into it while it was happening.
I still think I'm depressed as bejesus.
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I think the reason that you felt like and a**hole was because you didn't intend on doing it with her. If your story stands true, she was the one who started it, and so when it was finished, you felt ashamed of it because you gave into it. Thus, instead of it being fulfilling, it made you feel guilty and...well,...the way you feel now >_>
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Skywalker! Out! Kaiser! Grr. Soiling the purity of the Pool Party topic! I forget if Shamey was in the first one... <_<
Also, Loren can stay. Cuz she's cool like that.
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Skywalker! Out! Kaiser! Grr. Soiling the purity of the Pool Party topic! I forget if Shamey was in the first one... <_<
Also, Loren can stay. Cuz she's cool like that.
Agreed, how cans we talk 'bout womenz if they be invadings our topics!!!
Also, the real reason is because we stole all your viagra in the first Pool Party, Shy.
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Yay! I get to stay!
Double yay! I've gotten my pants back from the last pool party.
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>_> Superdude. Shut up. <_< You have no right to decide who can post where
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Does that mean I lose my pants again?
o__x
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What pants?
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Well crap. Thats a bad sign. Very bad sign. Especially since I can't remember..
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I vaguely remember this.
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Glad someone does..
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Lo and behold, mortals! I bless this topic, and curse all those who dirty it with their... dirtyness. :P
xoxo,
God
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I think superdude needs to keep his own vile mouth shut on determining who can and can't post where. this isn't a matter of gender, it's a matter of offering advice and consolation to Shy. I think you need to remember your place Superdude, or I shall politely point it out for you.
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I think superdude needs to keep his own vile mouth shut on determining who can and can't post where. this isn't a matter of gender, it's a matter of offering advice and consolation to Shy. I think you need to remember your place Superdude, or I shall politely point it out for you.
LOL.
That's hilarious.
"Vile mouth"+"politely"
"offering advice and consolation to Shy"
"remember my place"
"determining who can and can't post where"
"a matter of gender"
That's totally freaking hilarious.
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It's not my fault if I have civility and dignity...and a good vocabulary. Perhaps you should have paid attention in school >_>
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It's not my fault if I have civility and dignity...and a good vocabulary. Perhaps you should have paid attention in school >_>
That... That possibly pwns the above post, though it would be nothing without it. Hmm...
I am in school, BTW. Well, not now in the summer, but meh.
also XD @ "civility and dignity"
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laugh all you want, when I mean business, I mean business. If it's one thing you'll be able to identify about me my friend, it's when I'm serious verses when I'm not.
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laugh all you want, when I mean business, I mean business. If it's one thing you'll be able to identify about me my friend, it's when I'm serious verses when I'm not.
This one doesn't really make sense...
I give it a:
Meh/10
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my point is, that I'm being serious right now I don't like it when people, especially young ones at that, think they can order me about. And when you mock me, I'm simply acknowledging your comments and explaining to you why my vocabulary suddenly transformed. If you can't understand and accept that, it's your own problem
you rate my post? I'll top that. I give you a rating of a "meh/10"
also...
D: Florida
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my point is, that I'm being serious right now I don't like it when people, especially young ones at that, think they can order me about. And when you mock me, I'm simply acknowledging your comments and explaining to you why my vocabulary suddenly transformed. If you can't understand and accept that, it's your own problem
you rate my post? I'll top that. I give you a rating of a "meh/10"
also...
D: Florida
This one... hmm.. It's slightly less as good as the second place one.
XD @ "explaining to you why my vocabulary suddenly transformed" && "understand and accept that"
I don't not understand your vocabulary, I think the meaning the 'transformed' vocabulary is conveying is funny.
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Does that mean I lose my pants again?
o__x
It better not, I'm still in 'em!
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Topic revival.
Pool Party is mainly for girl troubles, and chronicling your experience with the opposite sex. Not a bragging topic, but a place where we can all find solace in the fact that everyone else is having problems with women/men as well.
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Oh oh, I could write a mini story.
Well. Yeah. >_>
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Oh oh, I could write a mini story.
Well. Yeah. >_>
Go, signora!
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I'm in a good mood right now, I don't want to ruin it.
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eheu
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you know what's gay? i have to see that my ex every day.
as some of you may know, we broke up because she didn't feel the same way as she did before (we went out for 8 months). a week after we broke up, i tried, and did, get us back together, although i decided to break it off because i was afraid that it would become like kicking an dead horse. that was last june. we didn't really talk that much over the summer.
when we got back to school, i tried moving on, i was talking to several chicks, which kinda digged me, but alas, i could not continue this, for my eye was still fixed on my ex-girlfriend. she was/is my best friend, and i am to her also, still. we would still hang out from time to time, at school, she's kind of cold, but when we're alone at her house we always have something going on. it's there, i swear i'm not crazy. for example, we lay next to each other and stay really close when we watch t.v., and we still act the same around each other (excluding the bf-gf stuff).
one day, i told her i still liked her, this was met by an uncertain answer, i took it with a negative tone, but we didn't really have time to talk because we were interrupted. that happened in december. on january 1st we hung out and we were really flirting with each other, but i didn't make a move, because i thought it would be rejected.
now, we still talk and we've been hanging out still, i'm waiting when to make the right move. everything's got to be perfect. even now i'm still not sure if i should do it. from my perspective, it is a love/hate type of relationship. some days i just want to lift her in my arms and kiss her, and other days i just want to sock her in the face. it's pretty obvious that i like her, and she knows, but i know she would never really make the first move (if she's interested) because she's pretty prideful and whatnot.
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Topic revival.
Pool Party is mainly for girl troubles, and chronicling your experience with the opposite sex. Not a bragging topic, but a place where we can all find solace in the fact that everyone else is having problems with women/men as well.
...and for Shy to post pictures of girls while we go on crazy tangents which could lead to anything, from one of Shy's "excursions" to a fight over a case of Viagra.
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you know what's gay? i have to see that my ex every day.
as some of you may know, we broke up because she didn't feel the same way as she did before (we went out for 8 months). a week after we broke up, i tried, and did, get us back together, although i decided to break it off because i was afraid that it would become like kicking an dead horse. that was last june. we didn't really talk that much over the summer.
when we got back to school, i tried moving on, i was talking to several chicks, which kinda digged me, but alas, i could not continue this, for my eye was still fixed on my ex-girlfriend. she was/is my best friend, and i am to her also, still. we would still hang out from time to time, at school, she's kind of cold, but when we're alone at her house we always have something going on. it's there, i swear i'm not crazy. for example, we lay next to each other and stay really close when we watch t.v., and we still act the same around each other (excluding the bf-gf stuff).
one day, i told her i still liked her, this was met by an uncertain answer, i took it with a negative tone, but we didn't really have time to talk because we were interrupted. that happened in december. on january 1st we hung out and we were really flirting with each other, but i didn't make a move, because i thought it would be rejected.
now, we still talk and we've been hanging out still, i'm waiting when to make the right move. everything's got to be perfect. even now i'm still not sure if i should do it. from my perspective, it is a love/hate type of relationship. some days i just want to lift her in my arms and kiss her, and other days i just want to sock her in the face. it's pretty obvious that i like her, and she knows, but i know she would never really make the first move (if she's interested) because she's pretty prideful and whatnot.
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wow, that sucks
my problem is a lot less...ugh
but it still sucks
so my ex and i still like each other, we talked every night and shes the only person IRL that can order me around and i listen with out resentment and over winter break i flew to NY to see her for a few days. problem is she is off in israle for like 5 months (only 4 left ) and because of the time difference we are lucky if we get to talk for more than 2 minutes a day. i feel like we are drifting apart because everything has changed. we are going to the same camp this summer for a month and im hoping that solves it.
on top of all that i need to ask for a 3rd (yep, i fucked up a second time) chance at camp because i just cant move on, there are 3 people a lot hotter than her who like me right now but i dont want anyone but her ;_;
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you know what's gay? i have to see that my ex every day.
as some of you may know, we broke up because she didn't feel the same way as she did before (we went out for 8 months). a week after we broke up, i tried, and did, get us back together, although i decided to break it off because i was afraid that it would become like kicking an dead horse. that was last june. we didn't really talk that much over the summer.
when we got back to school, i tried moving on, i was talking to several chicks, which kinda digged me, but alas, i could not continue this, for my eye was still fixed on my ex-girlfriend. she was/is my best friend, and i am to her also, still. we would still hang out from time to time, at school, she's kind of cold, but when we're alone at her house we always have something going on. it's there, i swear i'm not crazy. for example, we lay next to each other and stay really close when we watch t.v., and we still act the same around each other (excluding the bf-gf stuff).
one day, i told her i still liked her, this was met by an uncertain answer, i took it with a negative tone, but we didn't really have time to talk because we were interrupted. that happened in december. on january 1st we hung out and we were really flirting with each other, but i didn't make a move, because i thought it would be rejected.
now, we still talk and we've been hanging out still, i'm waiting when to make the right move. everything's got to be perfect. even now i'm still not sure if i should do it. from my perspective, it is a love/hate type of relationship. some days i just want to lift her in my arms and kiss her, and other days i just want to sock her in the face. it's pretty obvious that i like her, and she knows, but i know she would never really make the first move (if she's interested) because she's pretty prideful and whatnot.
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Man, that sucks. I'd just go for it. If its driving you to hysteria, just lose it and ask her. Make the move. If she blows you off, take it in stride. <_< Don't wait for perfection. You know what the perfect time is? When you see her. Screw the people around (Not literally. :x) and just go for it man.
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you know what's gay? i have to see that my ex every day.
as some of you may know, we broke up because she didn't feel the same way as she did before (we went out for 8 months). a week after we broke up, i tried, and did, get us back together, although i decided to break it off because i was afraid that it would become like kicking an dead horse. that was last june. we didn't really talk that much over the summer.
when we got back to school, i tried moving on, i was talking to several chicks, which kinda digged me, but alas, i could not continue this, for my eye was still fixed on my ex-girlfriend. she was/is my best friend, and i am to her also, still. we would still hang out from time to time, at school, she's kind of cold, but when we're alone at her house we always have something going on. it's there, i swear i'm not crazy. for example, we lay next to each other and stay really close when we watch t.v., and we still act the same around each other (excluding the bf-gf stuff).
one day, i told her i still liked her, this was met by an uncertain answer, i took it with a negative tone, but we didn't really have time to talk because we were interrupted. that happened in december. on january 1st we hung out and we were really flirting with each other, but i didn't make a move, because i thought it would be rejected.
now, we still talk and we've been hanging out still, i'm waiting when to make the right move. everything's got to be perfect. even now i'm still not sure if i should do it. from my perspective, it is a love/hate type of relationship. some days i just want to lift her in my arms and kiss her, and other days i just want to sock her in the face. it's pretty obvious that i like her, and she knows, but i know she would never really make the first move (if she's interested) because she's pretty prideful and whatnot.
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Man, that sucks. I'd just go for it. If its driving you to hysteria, just lose it and ask her. Make the move. If she blows you off, take it in stride. <_< Don't wait for perfection. You know what the perfect time is? When you see her. Screw the people around (Not literally. :x) and just go for it man.
this
totaly this
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Hmm
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Short version, I had a friend tell me he was really into me *before* he got with his girlfriend. Another one tell me he liked me the day before he was moving to PA, and then someone else tell me another guy liked me the summer I switch schools.
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Short version, I had a friend tell me he was really into me *before* he got with his girlfriend. Another one tell me he liked me the day before he was moving to PA, and then someone else tell me another guy liked me the summer I switch schools.
Wouldn't the last two do it because then they didn't have to worry about rejection or seeing you every day but knowing that you didn't feel the same way?
Hey, that rhymes.
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Oh yeah, that makes it cool. But the first I see him every Friday o__o
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Oh yeah, that makes it cool.
Not really...
But the first I see him every Friday o__o
Awk-ward...
Why exactly did he get with his girlfriend if he 'likes' you?
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yeah, you guys are right.
i'll probably do it this week. i can't go over to her house because she works most of the time, plus her mother is always there :\ so i might have to do it during school at lunch (we have out-of-school-lunch, meaning we can walk, drive, etc, to nearby places). if it comes to that then i guess i'll do it.
as for vector, i guess patience for you seems to be the best option, IMHO. but you should keep your options open.
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Things are going really great with Lauren right now... It's crazy, this is the point in my life where it's the most depressed, the saddest I've ever been, and also the happiest in a long time.
"I'm in love with her, and I feel fine"
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Short version, I had a friend tell me he was really into me *before* he got with his girlfriend. Another one tell me he liked me the day before he was moving to PA, and then someone else tell me another guy liked me the summer I switch schools.
THIS REALLY SUCKS!!!
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Oh yeah, that makes it cool.
Not really...
But the first I see him every Friday o__o
Awk-ward...
Why exactly did he get with his girlfriend if he 'likes' you?
He's mad in love with her or something. He must be really into her, because she looks terrible. @_@ I mean, I don't think I look good at all, but damns, I'm better then she is. o_o
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The way you look like is not everything that counts. Money is still more important.
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I don't think she has more money then I do O__o
But it's not fair, or, at the least, makes no sense. He's always telling Amanda (our friend) how much him and I have in common with music/guitar/etc. and other stuff. @_@ And he rarely talks about his gf unless its about a problem.
o_o
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Maybe he wants you to be jealous?
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He isn't the type.
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Maybe he is, you just didn't realize?
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I've known him for years, he's told me things his gf doesn't even know. >_> I think I know him better then that.
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Hmm. Then he's a very strange person.
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Hmm. Then he's a very strange person.
Or maybe you're a very strange person! Ha ha! I've got you now!
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UPDATE:
i was talking to her today at school and i told her we needed to talk privately. i'm doing it tomorrow because we both work today. :/
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@__@ !
Tell what happens after.
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i ended up doing it over the phone. i know, it's gay, but i had no choice. anyway, she basically said no. i guess she still doesn't feel "that way" about me. whatever. the only thing that bothers me is that i'm still going to see her. i might end up changing schools, i've been meaning to for a while, so this would be like the little push that makes me do it. fuck it, whatever.
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Hmm. Then he's a very strange person.
Or maybe you're a very strange person! Ha ha! I've got you now!
I already knew I'm a strange person. So what ya say now, huh?
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i ended up doing it over the phone. i know, it's gay, but i had no choice. anyway, she basically said no. i guess she still doesn't feel "that way" about me. whatever. the only thing that bothers me is that i'm still going to see her. i might end up changing schools, i've been meaning to for a while, so this would be like the little push that makes me do it. fuck it, whatever.
=/ You would really change schools over that?
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I wouldn't. Just so she sees every day what she's missing now.
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not just over her. i've been tired of that school forever. it's not even that great. it's too small for me. about 400-500 students. i feel comfortable when there's more than 1,000. funny thing is, i usually dislike people in general, but i'm more comfortable when there's a lot of them (in a school, that is). anyway, nah, i thought about it and i'm not going to change school, that'd be pretty gay. i was just pretty mad yesterday and didn't want to see her in a while, good thing spring break is coming.
anyway, lol @ king pengu
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First of all, Crunka, my high school is about 200 students, entire school, K-12 is about 800. Because of this, I know almost everyone in my class. The reason you can hate people while loving a big school is because it's much less personal and you don't have to know anyone, unlike at a small school.
Now, onto my stuff(yes, it is all 'bout me). Spanish has been giving me trouble lately. Not academically for the most part, but for other reasons also. I mean, my family speaks it so I shouldn't have a problem. On this last test though, I got a 77, highest grade in class was 80. The problem here isn't completely the grade, it's that I think the teachers in the class are suspicious. I'm the only one in the class who knows any Spanish really, so of course, people want help from me, even on tests. I've got no problem with this, I'm considered one of the smartest in the school, but a lot of people like me because I've got no problem with them cheating most of the time. On this test, however, one of my friends had gotten the test beforehand since we had a sub. I gave him the wrong answers without knowing it. Since we could use note cards on the test(I didn't), a lot of the people had the "answers." We're doing direct pronouns and on one of the parts, you have to use the right one with the right verb. I told them "lo" for all of them, I wrote down "lo" for all of them, missed every one of them. Now I'm nervous because since so many people would have had the same answer, maybe the teacher's gonna think that we somehow had a cheating ring going on, which we did.
Then today, we had to take a quiz on the same stuff, like always, we got split into two testing groups since the class is so large. I usually sit next to a couple of friends so they can see my paper. Today, one of them made the mistake of turning around thinking the teacher wasn't looking... she saw him. Then, when we were turning in our papers to the front, he had to get the paper from my other friend behind him. I was in the row next to them. He was still finishing up so she ran up to him and said to put down his pencil and not cheat. Then, when we got back in the original classroom, she definitely told the true Spanish teacher. Now I'm worried that this is going to be traced back to me since I'm the only one really capable of helping anyone on a test. I know that because I'm considered a good student by most, I have a strong word with the principle, but there's no way I can combat this. I'd have to simply take the punishment, but if I'm asked questions, I don't want to lie and get in more trouble.
tl;dr version- I'm scared that the teachers know I'm helping others cheat and I don't want to get in trouble.
On a slightly better note, I haven't talked to the girl I've told you guys about for a few weeks. I was wondering if I did anything wrong to make her mad at me, like..... not go to her and her friend's B-day party. Today though, after class, she walked in front of me and asked how I messed up. I told her that I fucked up somehow, but she said she was joking anyhow, which I knew anyway. I'm hoping this is a good thing. Also, we're in a new seating arrangement for the class which has me closer to her, but still not next to her. We about two desks away. This is like our fourth different arrangement in the class and this is the second closest we've been since I was first moved to the class and ended up right next to her.
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Well, Lauren heard about me smoking and asked about it... And I said yeah.
I kind of unloaded* on her, with stuff about my mom and grades, which was actually true, and I don't know where she stands with it now, I assume she thinks I'm not going to to do it anymore, so I'll have to do it on vacations and late nights, which means hardly at all. I guess it's for the best though, she's really committed again, and so am I.
*=This was completely unintended, and I can't think of anything else satisfactory to put in its place, so it stays. Be matoor.
Sorry to hear about your guys' luck.
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Well, Lauren heard about me smoking and asked about it... And I said yeah.
I kind of unloaded* on her, with stuff about my mom and grades, which was actually true, and I don't know where she stands with it now, I assume she thinks I'm not going to to do it anymore, so I'll have to do it on vacations and late nights, which means hardly at all. I guess it's for the best though, she's really committed again, and so am I.
*=This was completely unintended, and I can't think of anything else satisfactory to put in its place, so it stays. Be matoor.
Sorry to hear about your guys' luck.
I thought we got rid of the Viagra in the original topic?
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Hmm, the girl I really like already has a boyfriend.
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The way you look like is not everything that counts. Money is still more important.
rofl, so true. normally people say "personality is more important" but everyone knows its bollocks.
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So I spent a few hours at John's yesterday. He felt really bad that I missed my concert and said he'd look for 'em and when they were playing 'round here he'd take me. Which, I knew wouldn't happen anytime soon, still made me feel better.
I hate his stupid girlfriend. e_e
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loren- sock her in her ovaries
pengu- be more specific, maybe give some background
schneereich- that's not true. if a chick has a great attitude, they become waay more attractive to me. and vice versa.
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It won't work. I've never met her. I don't think I want to.
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pengu- be more specific, maybe give some background
More specific to what?
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On the girl you like who has a bf.
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I really posted this? Holy Shit, I should never post when I'm tired....
Eh, I don't know what to tell you bout this. Well, the girl's name's Tanja. She's five weeks older than me. She's really nice and very good looking. She came in my class last year and since the end of last shool-year we're pretty good friends. Some of my friends already thought we're together, cause it seems as if I'm her closest male friend in our school. Sadly, she thinks I'm a pretty lazy guy. OK, in this point EVERYONE who knows me agrees.
Eh, what else? No idea. If there are questions, ask and I gonna answer. Perhaps.
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What's the difference between you and her shitty bf?
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He's older than me and he has a job plus an own house/department/whatever. I don't know her bf, I just know pics of him.
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Damn. o__O Well, if you kick it into gear, you'd have a shot.
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um ya
totally at random one of the people i know and me hung out for a few days became good friends, i asked out and she said yes
updates to follow