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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Fake from State Jarm on September 04, 2008, 10:20:54 pm

Title: Counting Crows
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 04, 2008, 10:20:54 pm: they SUCK GIANT HORSE DILDO COCK. THIS IS REFERRING TO A COCK USED TO MAKE MOLDS WITH WHICH DILDOS FOR HORSES ARE FABRICATED. AND NOT JUST ANY HORSES - GIANT HORSES. GIANT HORSES WHO LOVE DILDOS UP THEIR GAPING FLECKERED BUNGHOLES. PICTURE IF YOU WILL, A DILDO PRESSING MACHINE THE SIZE OF A 3 STORY BUILDING, TAKING REAL TIME WAX MOLDINGS OF THIS GIANT-HORSE-DILDO-COCK. IT IS NOT A MAN, IT IS A MONSTER WITH TRACES OF HUMANITY FLAILING ON THE END. A CHIMERIC NETWORK OF LUNGS AND HEARTS IN LABORATORY VATS KEEP IT FUNCTIONAL, WHILE VARIOUS GLANDS, TISSUES, VEINS, TUBES, AND TESTACLES HANG DOWN TO THE BASEMENT IN A STERILE MULTI-STORY MEDICAL SUITE.

THE FLESH IS STIMULATED TO NEAR-CLIMAX VIA A CARWASH-LIKE APPARATUS AND IS THEN DIPPED IN A VAT OF A SPECIAL SUPER VISCUOUS WAX; THE PENIS ASSEMBLY IS THEN SWIFTLY SWUNG INTO A COOLING ROOM WHERE THE MIXTURE HARDENS AND THE COCK FLACCIDIFIES. THE SPECIAL MOLD IS KEPT IN COLD STORAGE TO BE COMBINED WITH A MORE STABLE MEDIUM, WHICH WILL THEN BE USED AS THE BASE FOR THE NEW GIANT-HORSE-DILDO. THE GHDC IS MOVED TO REST MOMENTARILY, SYSTEMS ARE CHECKED AND PRIMED, AND THE PROCESS STARTS AGAIN. PRECAUTIONARY MEASURES ARE TAKEN SHOULD THE GHDC EVER REACH CLIMAX, BUT LOSS OF LIFE IS STILL FREQUENT.

THIS IS THE COCK THAT COUNTING CROWS CRAVES WITHIN THEIR ANUS. THIS IS THE COCK THEY WISH TO RIDE LIKE A TIDAL WAVE, BEFORE THEY GARGLE ITS DRAUGHT AND BACKSTROKE THROUGH ITS GLORIOUS PLUME. DEEP IN THEIR BOWELS THEY DREAM OF IT, LIKE A RELIGIOUS CALLING, THEY DEVOTE THEMSELVES. THEY SEE IT IN VISIONS. THEY WANT TO CHAIN THEMSELVES TO IT LIKE PRINCESS LEIA EXCEPT WITH LESS CLOTHING.
Title: Counting Crows
Post by: enragedlobster on September 05, 2008, 02:29:39 pm: I like Counting Crows. You're just insecure in your musical tastes and therefore feel a need to relentlessly bash a perfectly listenable band.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 05, 2008, 06:41:49 pm: lenny kravitz is ugly and he can't sing.
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Post by: Ganon5 on September 06, 2008, 02:14:21 am: Boring songs + annoying singer.
Note: I'm only bashing this band because I'm insecure in my music tastes </lol>
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Post by: enragedlobster on September 07, 2008, 09:47:03 am: Incorrect. You gave a reason for your dislike of Counting Crows. Your dislike is then legitimate.
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Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on September 07, 2008, 12:13:08 pm: They're pretty good. I like 'Goodnight Elizabeth.'
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Post by: IronSoldier820 on September 07, 2008, 02:31:21 pm: Well, the song I have from them was the word "Tacos" in it, and every time I hear it I laugh for no reason so they're okay by me.
Title: Counting Crows
Post by: Untelligent on September 07, 2008, 02:40:21 pm: Never heard of them.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 07, 2008, 05:52:25 pm: he sings through his nose + out of key
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Post by: enragedlobster on September 07, 2008, 06:12:18 pm: I'm a Bright Eyes fan. Singing offkey can be excusable.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 07, 2008, 11:02:09 pm: i like bright eyes too... i guess it depends on whether it fits stylistically
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Post by: BRaySiris on September 09, 2008, 02:29:36 pm: its been a long december.........