Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V

Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: KingRanter on November 06, 2008, 02:34:36 pm

Title: my friend's facebook note
Post by: KingRanter on November 06, 2008, 02:34:36 pm
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THATS NOT FAIR WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THOSE OTHER POSTS

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NOOO

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DAMN YOU

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WHY WOULD YOU DO SUCH A THING

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I'LL NEVER LIVE A REAL LIFE AGAIN!!!

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I CANT BELIEVE YOU DID THIS!!

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NOOOOOOOOOO

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YOUR A TERRIBLE PERSON

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WHYYYY

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HOW CAN I EVER FORGIVE YOU FOR SUCH A SIN!?

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I DONT THINK I CAN!!

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WHAT WILL I EVER DOO!?!??!

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NOOOOOOOOOOO

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WAAAAAAHHHHH

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k lance is being a baby and told me to stop

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it was fun while it lasted

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oh well

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so who liked my array of spam

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i did

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i still am actually

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i think its hilarious

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i hope you do to

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enjoy it while it lasts

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it will probably get deleted

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btw guys say nothing to lance about me calling him a baby

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or that i am still doing this

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it would break his heart

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XD

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oh well

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so

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what now you guys

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wanna play naked frisbee?

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u dont?

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neither do i

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thats good

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>_>

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ok im sorry

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i lied

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i wanted to play frisbee

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naked frisbee especially

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but when you said you didn't want to

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i didnt want to make you feel bad for me

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so i said i didnt want to play either

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but now i'm very sad

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but i will cheer up

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dont you worry

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see? i'm already better

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see? look *sniff*

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no more tears

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its ok now

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but now theres nothing to do

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other than play naked frisbee

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but with myself

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who would have thought

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playing with a plastic toy

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all by myself

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naked

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not me, not me

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i dont think i'll do that

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i'll play something else naked

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i cant think of anything to do

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im lonely

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im naked and lonely

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.........

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im not naked

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im so sorry

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i lied again

Peter Pesce wrote
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Omg thomas your my hero bro

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i just.

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im so lonely

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and i wanted attention

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so i said i was naked

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and that i wanted to play naked games

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but you didnt want to play

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so i couldnt keep lying because i knew you would find out

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oh well

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i need a girlfriend

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like, badly

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really

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really

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really

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really

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mother

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fucking

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badly

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but no one likes me

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and it makes me sad

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that no one likes me

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im gonna go kill myself

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GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD

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*choke*

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I LIED AGAIN!!!

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WAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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IM SO SORRY!!!!!!!!

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I CANT HELP IT!!!

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but i'll calm down

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and i'll be nice

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and i wont lie

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anymore

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so please forgive me

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...........

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so whats up guys?

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hows it goin???

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you wouldnt happen to have some good ol' money for me would ya?

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money would be nice

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money's awesome

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i like it alot

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i like it as much as food

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but sometimes

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sometimes you have to part with money

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in order to get food

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but that can't be helped

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but thats what money is for, right?

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spending?

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oh well

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as long as we have ourselves, were fine

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and each other too
   
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but i have no one.

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NO ONE

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WHY!?

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WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO IS TRUELY ALONE!?

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I'M GOING TO ROT IN A PIT OF LONELINESS- well thats enough of that

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but if you couldnt catch my drift, im single

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just if you wanted to know

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just in case

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cause maybe you did

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but you didn't

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did you?

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...

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thats what i thought

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no one wants me around

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no one even cares

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but thats how life is sometimes

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or all the time

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its funny

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it really is

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haha

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well.

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hm.

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whats next

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maybe i'll go eat a tiger

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or maybe!

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I'll let the tiger eat ME!

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and THEN!

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I'll eat everything that he ate

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and then i'll wreck my way out through his ass

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but i wont take the intenstines

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i'll just rrrrrip through

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it'll be badass

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blood everywhere.

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and i'll have eaten too.

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*smacks lips*

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thats some good shit

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the irony of it is though

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i wont eat the shit

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i'll just eat whats supposed to turn into shit

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and turn it into my own shit

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then maybe i can shit out that shit into the dead tigers mouth

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it'll be very fun

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indeed

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then i'll help him on his feet

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and apologize

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i'm courteous sometimes

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you gotta give me SOME credit

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i mean

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come on

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i'm a cool guy

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right?

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right?

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ahh, you know im right

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to some extent

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sometimes i can get pretty heated

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for those of you who know me

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i can get quiiite the temper

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so dont make me lose it on you

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i knooooww how to fight

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bitches
   
Peter Pesce wrote
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yes

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...

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hmm

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combo breaker # 2

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hmm

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not appreciating such a thing

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did you not hear what i just said?

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i just said i have a temper

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and i just said i know how to fight

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but maybe you misunderstood

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maybe you thought by getting heated, i ment in bed

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well sir it's been a few months since ive done anything within the said category

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this relating to the said being single

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its actually quite annoying

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and i doubt you understand

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you couldnt possible understand

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possibly*

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i get alot of typos

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oh well

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i've been talking siiince

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well

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for about an hour

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ish

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oh well

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i might hit the sack soon

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sleep is good too

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i like to try to get in bed by 11, so i dont fall asleep during the day

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neither of those 2 things ever happen though

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but i'll get to bed early eventually though

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maybe one day

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from exhaustion

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or death

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or blood loss

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or oxets

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hmm

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oh well

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i'm off to bed

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goodnight friends

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and everyone else

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have sweet dreams

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or dont

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whichever is your preference

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i enjoy a good nightmare

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helps me appreciate life

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but i also like a good dream too

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helps me escape

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but i digress

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goodbye everyone

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i hope you enjoyed our time

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i know i did

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but you may never see me again

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but you might

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i dont actually know for sure

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who ever really does

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not me

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not me

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not me...
Title: my friend's facebook note
Post by: Pterrydactyl on November 06, 2008, 02:58:40 pm
what bullshittery caused this?
Title: my friend's facebook note
Post by: KingRanter on November 06, 2008, 03:02:03 pm
just some stupid note, and then there was a short conversation in the comments about it, and then the note-maker deleted them, and then i started commenting. it got a little out of hand
Title: my friend's facebook note
Post by: Pterrydactyl on November 06, 2008, 03:09:57 pm
ooooooooooooookay...  BTW, check yer flash thread.
Title: my friend's facebook note
Post by: KingRanter on November 08, 2008, 03:32:42 am
i did this again today, because she decided to delete all of those posts. good thing kept them so i wouldnt lose them. if this gets at all tonicular i might post the second set
Title: my friend's facebook note
Post by: Mr_Cynic on November 08, 2008, 06:27:01 pm
TL;DR TO THE MAX!
Title: my friend's facebook note
Post by: IronSoldier820 on November 09, 2008, 10:43:37 pm
I couldn't follow a single thing that facebook note said.
Title: my friend's facebook note
Post by: Ganon5 on November 09, 2008, 11:33:39 pm
I would un-friend you so fast
Title: my friend's facebook note
Post by: KingRanter on November 10, 2008, 04:52:08 pm
actually were not friends anymore

but it isnt necessarily because of the note


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ok it is, but its a long story apparently and i've never heard it