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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Jukers on July 13, 2007, 12:45:36 pm

Title: Why do guys find it necessary to 'motorboat'?
Post by: Jukers on July 13, 2007, 12:45:36 pm: My roommates and I were discussing it. Why do guys like that?
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Post by: DRUNKENKING on July 13, 2007, 12:49:20 pm: ...boobies....heheheh.

Thats the answer.
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Post by: Kaiser on July 13, 2007, 02:54:45 pm: What the hell is a "Motorboat"?
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Post by: The Immortal Panic on July 13, 2007, 03:03:05 pm: Motorboat is when a girl puts your head in between her boobs and you make that phhbbt sound(like a motorboat) while she wiggles them in your face, and why guys like that...I do not know, but Like it we do.
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Post by: divilido on July 13, 2007, 03:13:26 pm: its all about the boobies!!!
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Post by: Kaiser on July 13, 2007, 03:28:38 pm: Damn that sounds like good fun.
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Post by: divilido on July 13, 2007, 03:45:59 pm: doesnt it, Party Time!!!
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Post by: divilido on July 13, 2007, 03:46:48 pm: I love you Jukers
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Post by: Azural on July 13, 2007, 03:52:30 pm: Meh...I'm used to things like this not applying to me.
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Post by: Crunka on July 13, 2007, 04:49:43 pm: it's fun!

also, i could care less about motorboating but the thing is it's boobs, and they mean a lot to guys. whether they be big or small.
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Post by: The Immortal Panic on July 13, 2007, 05:06:16 pm: hey try and remember that there ARE girls in this alliance, at least buy her a drink if your gonna throw down Sex Smileys...
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Post by: schneereich on July 13, 2007, 07:40:51 pm: lol, motorboat. i understand the fun in every part of it except for making the noise.
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Post by: divilido on July 13, 2007, 08:52:48 pm: I am sorry heres to Jukers I still love you
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Post by: Jukers on July 13, 2007, 09:17:56 pm: Quote from: divilido
I am sorry heres to Jukers I still love you

Thanks. Now...

Lol.
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Post by: Jukers on July 13, 2007, 09:20:59 pm: And technically....the girl always isn't the one to start it. One of my band students last year decided it would be funny to do that to the band director during Jazz band. Now that takes cojones.
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Post by: DRUNKENKING on July 13, 2007, 09:43:07 pm: Quote from: Jukers
And technically....the girl always isn't the one to start it. One of my band students last year decided it would be funny to do that to the band director during Jazz band. Now that takes cojones.

That takes sprinting skills.
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Post by: Wolsey on July 13, 2007, 10:23:43 pm: Quote from: Jukers
And technically....the girl always isn't the one to start it. One of my band students last year decided it would be funny to do that to the band director during Jazz band. Now that takes cojones.

Oh wow, how old was this kid?
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Post by: Fortress on July 13, 2007, 10:31:57 pm: Wait, if I understand this topic correctly, a kid during jazz band stuck his head in his band director's chest and then made noises?
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Post by: Jukers on July 13, 2007, 10:36:15 pm: He did that, yes, but he wasn't the reason I posted this topic.
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Post by: Vintus on July 13, 2007, 10:40:30 pm: ...what happened to him?
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Post by: Jukers on July 13, 2007, 10:58:35 pm: He was 16 at the time and the band director was so embarrassed (I mean we were all sitting there in shock at the event that occured in front of our very eyes!) that she let them go to Lunch early and we went into the band office and had a "meeting". He came out unscathed.
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Post by: 1ofkind on July 13, 2007, 11:04:10 pm: Quote from: Jukers
My roommates and I were discussing it. Why do guys like that?
It's suitable for stripper clubs where you can't touch the privates. In a bedroom it would be pretty stupid.
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Post by: Ganon5 on July 13, 2007, 11:45:00 pm: I never really understood it either. If a girl is willing to let you do that to her, chances are there are much better things she'll let you do. Plus its a noise that a 5 year old would make. Of course its a different story if it's just a joke...
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Post by: Castille on July 13, 2007, 11:59:59 pm: YUK to the whole conversation
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Post by: 1ofkind on July 14, 2007, 12:02:26 am: Quote from: Castille
YUK to the whole conversation
LMAO

Watch you be the first one to try it now. It's always the one's who act the most disgusted.
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Post by: Castille on July 14, 2007, 12:05:20 am: lol well one of my freinds is convinced im going to be a stripper in college
so i suppose if that occurs youll probably be right <_<
but still its weird i mean there are so many like better things u could do that arent so random
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Post by: 1ofkind on July 14, 2007, 12:25:30 am: Quote from: Castille
lol well one of my freinds is convinced im going to be a stripper in college
so i suppose if that occurs youll probably be right <_<
but still its weird i mean there are so many like better things u could do that arent so random

It's just a cock tease anyway just short of doing the real desirable things you can with em', and I guess your friend is bil/lezzy, because most strippers are lesbians who hate guys, but love money.
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Post by: Castille on July 14, 2007, 12:34:37 am: lol my freind is a boy actually and he says its an easy way for me to get money which ill need in college and whats the real desirable thing?
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Post by: schneereich on July 14, 2007, 06:23:33 pm: Quote from: Castille
lol my freind is a boy actually and he says its an easy way for me to get money which ill need in college and whats the real desirable thing?

the real desirable thing is obviously to cook and eat them. think about it - we do it with chicken breast. and humans are evolutionarily better than chickens. so human breast must be delicious. (tok taught me how to make any idea semi-rational)
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Post by: Castille on July 14, 2007, 10:53:46 pm: that was not rational it was ... kinda psychotic
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Post by: schneereich on July 14, 2007, 10:57:37 pm: i said SEMI rational. at least it seems like a good point if you dont consider what it means and purely look at the logic behind it.
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Post by: Castille on July 14, 2007, 11:04:22 pm: um i am so glad i never have to see you in person again because that jsut sounded kinda horror movie ish
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Post by: schneereich on July 14, 2007, 11:07:17 pm: cool, im also making a list of people im glad not to ever have to see again. and im working hard at being on everyone else's! oh btw you should never take anything weird that i say seriously - just ask jorge!
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Post by: Castille on July 14, 2007, 11:11:49 pm: lol are you relaly b/c my list is almost everyone at atlantic with a couple of exceptions
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Post by: Ananegg on July 14, 2007, 11:49:28 pm: Quote from: DRUNKENKING
...boobies....heheheh.

Thats the answer.

This.
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Post by: divilido on July 15, 2007, 12:05:50 am: Thank you Jukers LOL
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Post by: Castille on July 15, 2007, 12:35:15 am: lol what makes boobies exciting?
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Post by: divilido on July 15, 2007, 12:36:13 am: were guys there exciting lol
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Post by: Castille on July 15, 2007, 12:37:40 am: lmao i suppose that works <_< >_>
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Post by: The Immortal Panic on July 15, 2007, 01:27:50 am: boobies are exciting becasue they are hidden from sight, they are forbidden, and its inbred into us to desire the female form(unless we are gay) therefore...I like boobies.
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Post by: DRUNKENKING on July 15, 2007, 01:33:02 am: Quote from: The Immortal Panic
boobies are exciting becasue they are hidden from sight, they are forbidden, and its inbred into us to desire the female form(unless we are gay) therefore...I like boobies.

This is true. Its in the male genes to be attracted to larger breasts because its in our genes to make children. Breasts = more milk = more food for child. >_>
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Post by: Vintus on July 15, 2007, 06:03:39 am: Quote from: DRUNKENKING
Quote from: The Immortal Panic
boobies are exciting becasue they are hidden from sight, they are forbidden, and its inbred into us to desire the female form(unless we are gay) therefore...I like boobies.

This is true. Its in the male genes to be attracted to larger breasts because its in our genes to make children. Breasts = more milk = more food for child. >_>

No..not nearly as many people like even D cups for that to be true. >_>

Wiki as always has the true answer. Look it up, giggle like a schoolgirl, move on.
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Post by: ace of spades on July 15, 2007, 10:19:16 am: wow... this is an interesting topic...

though i have had something similar to a "motorboat" happen to me
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Post by: Castille on July 15, 2007, 07:53:51 pm: lol boobies can be exciting but still what is the point of motorboating?
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Post by: divilido on July 16, 2007, 05:41:53 am: I dont know it is a good party thing though and a lot of people do it it is just to have a good time
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Post by: Fierce2 on July 16, 2007, 08:11:14 am: BOOBS, just &%*#!@ boobs
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Post by: Drumline on July 16, 2007, 09:08:29 am: Let me tell you why we like it. They are boobs and we love boobs. No matter how big we love boobs. OK well they have to be decent size, like palmable. But we love how they spill out of their shirt. Jumping up and down and the fact that we will be putting our head between them and having them jump on our face as we do a childish thing and for the girl to like it is amazing. And also we know that be able to do this leads to further acts.
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Post by: divilido on July 16, 2007, 11:44:13 am: good discription drumline that was perfect
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Post by: Drumline on July 16, 2007, 12:21:36 pm: thanks
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Post by: divilido on July 16, 2007, 12:24:25 pm: your welcome
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Post by: Drumline on July 16, 2007, 12:27:40 pm: i would motorboat the fuck out of your mom... jp
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Post by: divilido on July 16, 2007, 12:36:42 pm: thats groos *runs in bathroom and pukes guts out*
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Post by: Fierce2 on July 16, 2007, 12:40:25 pm: Nate quit saying that you would do perverted things to Brandons Mom. That's gross. No offense Brandon
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Post by: schneereich on July 16, 2007, 02:53:50 pm: i want to do perverted things to brandon's mom too. i mean, seriously... what do you think the barrel of the tank in his avatar symbolizes? (assuming brandon = divilido)
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Post by: Shyox on July 16, 2007, 02:55:48 pm: .....

They're soft...

Like, REALLY soft.
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Post by: divilido on July 16, 2007, 03:18:25 pm: Quote from: Fierce2
Nate quit saying that you would do perverted things to Brandons Mom. That's gross. No offense Brandon

non takin
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Post by: divilido on July 16, 2007, 03:19:01 pm: Quote from: schneereich
i want to do perverted things to brandon's mom too. i mean, seriously... what do you think the barrel of the tank in his avatar symbolizes? (assuming brandon = divilido)

There is something the matter with you seriously
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Post by: The Immortal Panic on July 16, 2007, 03:21:26 pm: Titties. In. Ma. Face. Questions? no?

Thought not.
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Post by: schneereich on July 16, 2007, 03:47:38 pm: Quote from: divilido
Quote from: schneereich
i want to do perverted things to brandon's mom too. i mean, seriously... what do you think the barrel of the tank in his avatar symbolizes? (assuming brandon = divilido)

There is something the matter with you seriously

then what do you have to say about my calculus teacher last year, who decided to tell the class how he would rate our moms after parent night? he said my mom was the hottest...
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Post by: Babelonians on July 16, 2007, 03:51:13 pm: haha that must have been awkward
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Post by: divilido on July 16, 2007, 04:17:01 pm: Quote from: schneereich
Quote from: divilido
Quote from: schneereich
i want to do perverted things to brandon's mom too. i mean, seriously... what do you think the barrel of the tank in his avatar symbolizes? (assuming brandon = divilido)

There is something the matter with you seriously

then what do you have to say about my calculus teacher last year, who decided to tell the class how he would rate our moms after parent night? he said my mom was the hottest...

lol that is very wierd I feel bad for you *perverted teacher*
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Post by: bburger991 on July 16, 2007, 05:10:04 pm: XD
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Post by: Jukers on July 17, 2007, 12:03:06 am: Haha, milf.

Soo....if given the opportunity now, would you do it?
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Post by: Ganon5 on July 17, 2007, 12:10:17 am: Quote from: The Immortal Panic
Titties. In. Ma. Face. Questions? no?

Thought not.
Haha that made my day! Seriously, good work
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Post by: Castille on July 17, 2007, 12:43:50 am: OMFG matt mr will did not say that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????????
and ok well i guess you guys can have your fun and motorboat to anyone who will let you
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Post by: divilido on July 17, 2007, 07:05:11 am: not to anyone who will thet you but, to whom you have known for a while, and not will let you but who wants to give you the change for a motorboat

*Jukers my mom is not a MILF promise*LOL yeah right*
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Post by: schneereich on July 17, 2007, 10:40:25 am: Quote from: Castille
OMFG matt mr will did not say that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????????????????????
and ok well i guess you guys can have your fun and motorboat to anyone who will let you
lol, mr will did say that! i was in 7th period during 1st semester so you werent there. he said my mom was hot, rumens mom was not, and i think he said something about monica's mom. crazy mr will...
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Post by: Jukers on July 17, 2007, 12:17:32 pm: Quote from: divilido
*Jukers my mom is not a MILF promise*LOL yeah right*

Hahahaha. Or is she.
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Post by: The Immortal Panic on July 17, 2007, 12:18:59 pm: hot moms rock my world! Also, this topic has gone on way too long.
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Post by: Flask on July 17, 2007, 01:10:44 pm: Quote from: The Immortal Panic
hot moms rock my world! Also, this topic has gone on way too short.
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Post by: divilido on July 17, 2007, 01:19:35 pm: Quote from: Jukers
Quote from: divilido
*Jukers my mom is not a MILF promise*LOL yeah right*

Hahahaha. Or is she.

Shes not ask Fierce2 he is my neighbor
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Post by: Drumline on July 17, 2007, 06:39:17 pm: DUDE omg divilidos mom is so fine. OMG I WOULD TAP THAT ALL DAY... Not kidding omg. dude these songs represent how i feel when i see his mom...!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMidmIDD-_I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMidmIDD-_I)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqRkuEdJSlo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqRkuEdJSlo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU13MRtSD7E...ted&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU13MRtSD7E&mode=related&search=)

OMG
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Post by: Jukers on July 17, 2007, 06:42:44 pm: Quote from: Drumline
DUDE omg divilidos mom is so fine. OMG I WOULD TAP THAT ALL DAY... Not kidding omg. dude these songs represent how i feel when i see his mom...!!!!

Merlin's beard! (http://"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMidmIDD-_I[/quote)
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Post by: Drumline on July 17, 2007, 08:20:24 pm: ???
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Post by: Jukers on July 17, 2007, 08:23:27 pm: Sorry, Harry Potter reference.
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Post by: divilido on July 17, 2007, 10:12:15 pm: [quote name='Drumline' date='Jul 17 2007, 07:39 PM' post='62247']
DUDE omg BRANDONS mom is so fine. OMG I WOULD TAP THAT ALL DAY... Not kidding omg. dude these songs represent how i feel when i see his mom...!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMidmIDD-_I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMidmIDD-_I)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqRkuEdJSlo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqRkuEdJSlo)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU13MRtSD7E...ted&search= (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU13MRtSD7E&mode=related&search=)

OMG

Dude you are so nasty why would you want my mom that is so nasty OMG iam going to puke that is so nasty NASTY NASTY NASTY *PUKE PUKE PUKE*
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Post by: divilido on July 17, 2007, 10:13:52 pm: PUKE
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Post by: Castille on July 17, 2007, 10:28:18 pm: lol no one shoul want any of their friends mom's it's weird and makes people puke like poor divildo
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Post by: divilido on July 17, 2007, 10:30:14 pm: THANK YOU CASTILLE about time someone else noteses this is rong *cent spell to tired*
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Post by: Castille on July 17, 2007, 10:33:40 pm: lol you are quite welcome. moms are just not meant to be milf's its just plain weird
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Post by: Drumline on July 18, 2007, 06:55:17 am: no its a beautiful thing when there is a milf around you. Its beautiful dont even say that. no i dont want to hear that. i will start a poll and you will see
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Post by: Fortress on July 18, 2007, 08:29:25 am: That's so sad.
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Post by: divilido on July 18, 2007, 09:08:31 am: thats is the sadest thing ever nate PUKE
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Post by: schneereich on July 18, 2007, 06:06:01 pm: Quote from: Castille
lol no one shoul want any of their friends mom's it's weird and makes people puke like poor divildo

castille, please do me a favor and TELL THIS TO ANDREI. he randomly spams me on aim about my mom...
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Post by: Castille on July 18, 2007, 08:56:57 pm: lol since when does andrei EVER listen to any form of logic???????
and oMG mom=mom not hot please oh please let it go!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by: Commisar Gaunt on July 18, 2007, 09:11:20 pm: this gives a whole new meaning to those death-notices saying "died in a motorboating accident"
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Post by: Jukers on July 18, 2007, 09:49:53 pm: Quote from: Commisar Gaunt
this gives a whole new meaning to those death-notices saying "died in a motorboating accident"

LMAO. Never though of that.
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Post by: divilido on July 18, 2007, 09:50:19 pm: lol thats funny
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Post by: dark star on July 18, 2007, 10:01:22 pm: wow to do that during class that takes balls but for the motorboating thing ya its about the boobs