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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Jukers on July 16, 2007, 07:40:29 am

Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Jukers on July 16, 2007, 07:40:29 am
I woke up in the middle of the night to hear my roommate and her girlfriend....someone please shoot me.

Please.
*begs*
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Fierce2 on July 16, 2007, 07:49:29 am
*whips out 50 cal. sniper rifle, shoots Jukers in the head*

Well that settles that. lol.
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: invincible13matt on July 16, 2007, 07:55:53 am
*whips out BFG 10000* this should do the trick... *fires*
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: evil greg guy on July 16, 2007, 07:56:31 am
so... your roommate is a girl, and she was with anohter girl? thats kinda hot. well, hot if THEY are hot but whatever.
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Ganon5 on July 16, 2007, 08:30:05 am
What were they saying?
(lol)
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Shadow gamer on July 16, 2007, 08:40:05 am
Yeah, we're going to need you to buy a hidden camera.
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Drumline on July 16, 2007, 09:05:28 am
the only cure is now to watch them.
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Jukers on July 16, 2007, 09:18:18 am
Yeah...not hot.

Ask Ananegg.
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Drumline on July 16, 2007, 10:32:33 am
why is this, Are they both like hidious
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Jukers on July 16, 2007, 10:54:00 am
Quote from: Drumline
why is this, Are they both like hidious

If butchy lesbians are your thing...
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: divilido on July 16, 2007, 11:48:13 am
thats kind of kreepy I am more for jukers LOL than butchy lesbos
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Fierce2 on July 16, 2007, 11:59:02 am
get over yourself, youre into bitchy lesbians...kinda like your sister. jp.
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: divilido on July 16, 2007, 11:59:50 am
oh that was cold
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Fierce2 on July 16, 2007, 12:01:13 pm
that's disgusting
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: divilido on July 16, 2007, 12:09:46 pm
you are discusting
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Drumline on July 16, 2007, 12:20:57 pm
well if they wernt butch then i would say hell yeah watch them.... but since they are butch, then fuck that
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: divilido on July 16, 2007, 12:23:04 pm
I am with drumline again
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Drumline on July 16, 2007, 12:26:13 pm
lol
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Fierce2 on July 16, 2007, 12:49:35 pm
Nate feel special not many people have an easy time agreeing with you.
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: smeeth on July 16, 2007, 01:42:55 pm
Why can't anyone learn how to type properly?!
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Ananegg on July 16, 2007, 02:40:34 pm
Yeah, they are REALLY butch and Jukers is a straight girl so...
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: schneereich on July 16, 2007, 02:46:03 pm
the only solution is to videotape it, get them drunk to sign release forms, then sell it. they may be ugly, but theres a niche market for that stuff. thats why you stumble across it while looking for the good stuff  
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Post by: divilido on July 16, 2007, 04:18:55 pm
who thats kinda of kreepy good thought but kinda of kreepy
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Post by: The Immortal Panic on July 16, 2007, 04:25:07 pm
jukers...yeah shes actually pretty goodlooking sooo....what were we talking about?
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Post by: Babelonians on July 16, 2007, 04:26:13 pm
haha that would be weird to wake up to like moaning and stuff. haha
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: bobarito on July 16, 2007, 06:39:05 pm
Right. Lets do another Paris Hilton type hidden camera. LOL. (Fat Lesbos Yechh   )  lesbos. (    ) Hot Lesbos    
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: schneereich on July 16, 2007, 06:50:21 pm
well, someone must like fat lesbian porn. otherwise it wouldnt exist. and as anyone who visits dodgy websites knows, it must assuredly does exist.
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: divilido on July 16, 2007, 08:23:42 pm
Quote from: The Immortal Panic
jukers...yeah shes actually pretty goodlooking sooo....what were we talking about?

How would you know that?
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Jukers on July 16, 2007, 08:49:46 pm
Quote from: Ananegg
Yeah, they are REALLY butch and Jukers is a straight girl so...

Yes, very straight indeed.
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Jukers on July 16, 2007, 08:52:52 pm
Quote from: The Immortal Panic
jukers...yeah shes actually pretty goodlooking sooo....what were we talking about?

Aww, thanks immortal. You are too nice.
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Post by: Ananegg on July 16, 2007, 08:59:36 pm
Quote from: schneereich
well, someone must like fat lesbian porn. otherwise it wouldnt exist. and as anyone who visits dodgy websites knows, it must assuredly does exist.


Judy, do this.
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Jukers on July 16, 2007, 09:03:15 pm
You want a copy, I assume. Lmao.
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Post by: Ananegg on July 16, 2007, 09:29:17 pm
Quote from: Jukers
You want a copy, I assume. Lmao.


EWWWWW.

No.
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Jukers on July 16, 2007, 09:41:02 pm
What about Lori and I?
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: 1ofkind on July 16, 2007, 09:59:41 pm
Quote from: Jukers
I woke up in the middle of the night to hear my roommate and her girlfriend....someone please shoot me.

Please.
*begs*
I'll fucking shoot you next time if you don't get a video camera, and record them for us. FYI you are being subjected to a forum of sexual sex, and you therefore have the right to defend yourself. Hook punch em' in the ear.
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Ananegg on July 16, 2007, 10:01:48 pm
Quote from: Jukers
What about Lori and I?

I take the 5th

Quote from: 1ofkind
Quote from: Jukers
I woke up in the middle of the night to hear my roommate and her girlfriend....someone please shoot me.

Please.
*begs*
I'll fucking shoot you next time if you don't get a video camera, and record them for us. FYI you are being subjected to a forum of sexual sex, and you therefore have the right to defend yourself. Hook punch em' in the ear.


Two words FALCON! PUNCH!
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Jukers on July 16, 2007, 10:09:31 pm
Quote from: Ananegg
Quote from: Jukers
What about Lori and I?

I take the 5th



I'll take that as a no.
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Ananegg on July 16, 2007, 10:11:02 pm
Quote from: Jukers
Quote from: Ananegg
Quote from: Jukers
What about Lori and I?

I take the 5th



I'll take that as a no.


Yeah....sure.....>_>......<_<......


*runs away*
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Jukers on July 16, 2007, 11:57:28 pm
Quote from: Ananegg
Quote from: Jukers
Quote from: Ananegg
Quote from: Jukers
What about Lori and I?

I take the 5th



I'll take that as a no.


Yeah....sure.....>_>......<_<......


*runs away*

Hmm...we shall see about that.
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Post by: bobarito on July 17, 2007, 05:05:07 am
What an interesting discussion
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Post by: divilido on July 17, 2007, 06:53:35 am
I most say so bobarito *very interesting*
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: ace of spades on July 17, 2007, 04:43:31 pm
Quote from: Jukers
I woke up in the middle of the night to hear my roommate and her girlfriend....someone please shoot me.

Please.
*begs*
wow...talk about an awkward way to wake up  
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Drumline on July 17, 2007, 06:33:02 pm
well as i said if they wenrt butch who cares but Damn
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: bobarito on July 17, 2007, 06:39:53 pm
well have you guys seen the paris hilton vid. Its wierd
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Jukers on July 17, 2007, 06:41:16 pm
Quote from: Drumline
well as i said if they wenrt butch who cares but Damn

Yeah, and being a band kid...you see plenty on the trips. But this was in my room less than five feet away from me. I have a right to be disgusted. Lol
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Post by: divilido on July 17, 2007, 10:21:14 pm
agreed but being a band kid has what to do with the story
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Jukers on July 17, 2007, 10:27:19 pm
Quote from: divilido
agreed but being a band kid has what to do with the story

I was replying to Drumline. He's a bandie....you see things.
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Castille on July 17, 2007, 10:40:08 pm
<_< i dunno what band you are in but i have never seen things in mine. and that sucks but hey i once woke up to my listening to my mom having sex... with um i have no idea who because there was no one with ehr the night before
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Jukers on July 17, 2007, 10:52:57 pm
Quote from: Castille
<_< i dunno what band you are in but i have never seen things in mine. and that sucks but hey i once woke up to my listening to my mom having sex... with um i have no idea who because there was no one with ehr the night before

Well I hung out with all the older band kids. Band trips are the band couples feedom I suppose. You are to young to know. You said you are in colorguard? You will know what I'm talking about later.
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Post by: divilido on July 18, 2007, 09:16:36 am
ok I got it I used to be a band kid played the clarinet for 4 years then I played percussion for 2 years and now I have been playing the electric guitar for a year and a half
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: Jukers on July 22, 2007, 09:07:20 am
IT HAS BEEN HAPPENING TOOOOOO CONSECUTIVELY.

I have now officially invested in earplugs. Purple ones, btw.
Title: Commiserate with me!!
Post by: erictheholeking on July 28, 2007, 12:45:22 pm
Quote from: Jukers
IT HAS BEEN HAPPENING TOOOOOO CONSECUTIVELY.

I have now officially invested in earplugs. Purple ones, btw.
You should get a million candle power spot light and close your eyes and shine them next time, then maybe they will be quieter after that. lol just what i would do.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 26, 2008, 11:14:26 am
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Post by: Drop Your Pants on May 26, 2008, 08:41:53 pm
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