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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Pterrydactyl on January 21, 2009, 12:18:02 am

Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Pterrydactyl on January 21, 2009, 12:18:02 am
FUCKING PODDED

FOR NO FUCKING REASON

i hate it when like, 5 people team up againts a lone cruiser thats mish running


FUCKING MOTHERFUCKING FUCKING FUCK.

My 7mil ship, with like, an addition 1-2 mil worth of shit on it rocking it out got WASTED.

I've had it for awhile, so I',m not worried, but MOTHERFUCKING FUCK.


I WANT TO FUCKING KILL SOMETHING.
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: 1ofkind on January 21, 2009, 12:42:02 am
I dont have the slightest idea
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Flask on January 21, 2009, 01:10:08 am
I don't know what getting "podded" is. I assume by your being upset that it's basically being attacked and messed up.
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Pterrydactyl on January 21, 2009, 01:51:14 am
Podded is the eve equalivent of a rogue hitting you with nukes, then having his friend ZI you when you try to rebuild.  It's a giant fucking pain and can take awhile to recover from if your not prepared.


You lose almots everything, and have to spend time and energy rebuilding.

in my case, I've been recently runnign a LOT of missions and getting good salvage, so I had a good bank to rebuild, but I still have to travel about 22 systems to get back to where I was, then i have to buy another ship.  Worst part, is that I had special "named" missle launchers that have a very low drop rate and go for a HUGE amount of money.

The only good part is that the insurance payout was more then the cost of the ship (without add-ons), so I shouldn't go too deep in the hole while i rebuild.
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Flask on January 21, 2009, 02:15:45 am
So wait, people can just attack you wherever and whenever they feel like it?
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Pterrydactyl on January 21, 2009, 02:50:48 am
yes/no

Theres about 5 or 6 hundred systems in the game.

Each system has a security rating.  Newbie systems are usually rated 1.0 (highest level of security).  If you attack someone who you don't have kill rights on in .5-1.0 security, you get anally raped by NPC Concord (basically anti-PK guards) (with a longer response time depending on how low the security level is
.1-.4 has NPC guards which guard the NPC facilities (not concord, they only guard the stations and jumpgates)  Also, they will occasionally help you if your attacked near a station and have a high standing with the station your nearby, the faction, and the NPC corp.

0.0 is basically privatly-owner sectors.  as long as a player or corp has 4 "towers" (basically, small stations that have guns or utilities on them) in a system, they own the system.

I was in .4 security, and they used long-range scanning to detect me a really far distance away and then warp to me and blast me apart.


Anyway, back to sectors:


having towers (or what we call POS for privatly owned stations) in sectors is dangerous.  They aren't "easily" destroied, but it happens fairly often by people with lots of firepower.  It can take a few hours, but it happens eventually.

What a lot of the corps do (eve version of alliance), is put a bunch of POS's in a low-security sector and take control.  Sometimes, they will control a lot of sectors (like goonfleet), and rent out empty space toa lliances.

Now, It's not like you just toss a station and let it go.  You need fuel, minerals, and to be able to defend it when it's attacked.  this takes a LOT of logistic planning.  There are some corps that require members to donate a specific amount of fuel or minerals a month/week to make sure their stuff is operational.  It's actually super-complicated running sectors.


Anyway, to conclude:

There are a few types of sectors:

High sec:  .5-1.0
Low sec: .1-.4
and no sec: 0.0  (this has NO NPC guards at all)

I was in .4 sec (kinda risky, but the mish has like 200k in payout)
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Dontasemebro on January 21, 2009, 11:03:50 am
Oh Pterrydactylhis, your noobiness in this game is lol.

RULE #1: NEVER go anywhere lowsec or nullsec with something you can't easily afford to lose. This is the most important rule in EVE.

RULE #2: NEVER take anything not prepared for PVP to lowsec or nullsec.

RULE #3: NEVER do missions in anything but .5+ security status space, regardless of payout.

RULE #4: ALWAYS insure your ship.

RULE #5: ALWAYS align to a planet whenever you're not alone (or with only friendlies) in a low/null sec system, if you have to risk getting hotdropped like that again. No way they can lock you before you hit warp.





COnsidering you broke almost all of the basic rules of EVE, and for some reason your amazing computer got you PODDED (which is lol, you shoulda been able to warp out before they locked), you deserved it.
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Dontasemebro on January 21, 2009, 11:04:44 am
E-peen extension time: I'm a quarter of a billionaire now  7 mil is a couple dollars for me.
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: bioakky on January 21, 2009, 11:34:40 am
Quote from: Dontasemebro
DICK DICK I'M A DIIIIIICK AHAHAHA I'M A DICK
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Dontasemebro on January 21, 2009, 11:41:19 am
Quote from: bioakky
Quote from: Dontasemebro
DICK DICK I'M A DIIIIIICK AHAHAHA I'M A DICK

Quote from: bioakky
Quote from: Dontasemebro
DICK DICK I'M A DIIIIIICK AHAHAHA I'M A DICK


Fixed. I made two posts.
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: jmm on January 21, 2009, 01:02:33 pm
im Sha'Sheer contact me so i can laugh at you....

Dont whine, I got my Bestower ganked in hi-sec when i was 10 days old
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: jmm on January 21, 2009, 01:04:18 pm
double post to double flame
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Pterrydactyl on January 21, 2009, 01:38:37 pm
What bothered me, was that i was salvaging and had 2 mc's and a tritanium bar.  


and i didn't break rule 1 or 4.
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Lord Doom on January 21, 2009, 06:57:54 pm
1 down, 1 to go.
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Pterrydactyl on January 21, 2009, 09:15:15 pm
Oh

I bought me a nice new cruiser that totally rocks.

I'm also doing a full re-fit.  This might turn into a good thing...
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Dontasemebro on January 21, 2009, 11:11:18 pm
Your fit is pretty horrible as far as I remember. Standard missile launchers and empty slots on a cruiser is embarassing.


But you use EFT now dont you? THat should help a lot. Smart of you to DL that if I remember correctly.
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Pterrydactyl on January 22, 2009, 12:19:13 am
Yea.

I'm currenting using EFT to build a much better cruiser and i've got a calacra instea of an osprey.

That basically means i've going to be firing a shitload of missles constantly.
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: 1ofkind on January 24, 2009, 09:28:26 pm
This is silly, just silly
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Dontasemebro on January 24, 2009, 09:29:47 pm
caracal's are nice.
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Pterrydactyl on January 25, 2009, 04:35:24 am
i know.  It's going to be even more nice when the people on the wrong side of my targeting systems are receiving 5 cruise missle hits every 9 seconds for roughly 570 damage total.
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: jmm on January 26, 2009, 04:06:30 pm
whats your ingame names??
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Pterrydactyl on January 26, 2009, 05:27:24 pm
Pterrydactylhis Desala
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: jmm on February 06, 2009, 04:06:29 pm
hello! i thought id come online again to unite all rias in eve!!! kaazooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

no, i was just bored and wanted to see who of you still plays a month after the last post.

im " Sha'Sheer " --->> convo me!!
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Pterrydactyl on February 13, 2009, 02:02:05 am
can we let this die already?

I checked RI and saw this near the top.

I don't need to be reminded of my horribly ship-loss which i have yet to completly recover frm.
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Moth on February 13, 2009, 02:07:33 am
I still never see you on. ._.
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: jmm on February 13, 2009, 04:31:54 pm
i cant be on during the week atm, cause im in the military and they provide fucky inet. but ill add you to my address book, and i also sent you a message !!
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: DrunkWino on February 13, 2009, 05:14:08 pm
Quote from: Pterrydactyl
I need to be reminded of my horribly ship-loss which i have yet to completly recover frm.
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Venizelos on February 13, 2009, 06:04:39 pm
NO NO THIS MUST NEVER DIE NEVER
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Pterrydactyl on February 15, 2009, 01:55:57 am
Quote from: jmm
i cant be on during the week atm, cause im in the military and they provide fucky inet. but ill add you to my address book, and i also sent you a message !!


Branch/rank/unit plz.


I was Army, Spc (prior to demotion), and part of 6-8 cav of the 3rd ID.
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: jmm on February 24, 2009, 09:14:20 am
Quote from: Pterrydactyl
Quote from: jmm
i cant be on during the week atm, cause im in the military and they provide fucky inet. but ill add you to my address book, and i also sent you a message !!


Branch/rank/unit plz.


I was Army, Spc (prior to demotion), and part of 6-8 cav of the 3rd ID.


Just to bump this thread once again lmao, btw, I lost a fully rigged & fitted (including faction large repper) Abaddon the other day. To cheer the thread-starter up a little.


(German) Air Force / 1st Lt / Logistics Officer in an Air Transport Wing


I STILL HAVENT RECEIVED ANY RIA MESSAGES INGAME !AOIHFA this is gay
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: Pterrydactyl on February 26, 2009, 10:35:24 pm
I'd say the main reason you haven't received any pms in eve is because the picture in your signature is WAY TO FUCKING BIG.
Title: MOTHERFUCKING PODDED
Post by: jmm on February 27, 2009, 05:42:43 pm
Quote from: Pterrydactyl
I'd say the main reason you haven't received any pms in eve is because the picture in your signature is WAY TO FUCKING BIG.

wow youre a fag, my pic is clearly smaller than you avy tskkkkk