Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Dontasemebro on March 02, 2009, 04:27:48 pm
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If anyone can find me a good job for someone who types at 100wpm and is decent with computers, people skills (Seriously, you'd be surprised), great computer literacy, beginner in computer diagnostic and repair, beginner programming skills, and average organizational skills (PM me if you are serious and want any more info), and I take the job, I'll give you 100$ once my first paycheck is guaranteed/comes in, which is a negotiable amount depending on the salary I would get.
Seems like 40-45WPM can get me "28,000$ - 45,000$", so I expect a good salary.
Working at home would be a big plus, but if not, must be in New York City.
Salary minimum is 40,000$/year, but that's a serious minimum. 39,999$ is too little for my desired lifestyle.
Notes: I have almost no job experience, and would not be willing to leave college without a good salary and a good benefit plan.
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So you say you're fast with your hands, eh?
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*draws gun and fires*
*turns around*
*walks away*
*pauses*
*continues to walk*
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So, was that a yes or a no?
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yes
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If I lived in New York, I'd hire you. Too bad, I'm sure we could've found the perfect spot for you to thrive in.
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Care to explain?
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I can type faster than 100 wpm. Watch this.
a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a.. too easy huh? I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I!
That took me like 4 seconds!
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Care to explain?
Yes, I do care.
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Go look into breaking ice off the the support beams of the GW bridge, because you make about 75K year.
I don't like yippee people.
Exactly how did you come about the new york metro area?
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Go look into breaking ice off the the support beams of the GW bridge, because you make about 75K year.
I don't like yippee people.
Exactly how did you come about the new york metro area?
bornand lived here all my life?
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internet phone sex operator
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Interesting...
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Go look into breaking ice off the the support beams of the GW bridge, because you make about 75K year.
I don't like yippee people.
Exactly how did you come about the new york metro area?
bornand lived here all my life?
Are you asking me a fucking question?
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Work is overated.
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Go look into breaking ice off the the support beams of the GW bridge, because you make about 75K year.
I don't like yippee people.
Exactly how did you come about the new york metro area?
bornand lived here all my life?
Are you asking me a fucking question?
Are you asking me a fucking question?
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*Turns to Turk*
1ofkind is crazy...
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Hm, I see...
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Go look into breaking ice off the the support beams of the GW bridge, because you make about 75K year.
I don't like yippee people.
Exactly how did you come about the new york metro area?
bornand lived here all my life?
Are you asking me a fucking question?
Are you asking me a fucking question?
I in fact was.
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boys have a penis, girls have a vagina
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is it alright if your penis and vagina touch each other?
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Fine by me.