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Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 02, 2009, 04:27:48 pm
If anyone can find me a good job for someone who types at 100wpm and is decent with computers, people skills (Seriously, you'd be surprised), great computer literacy, beginner in computer diagnostic and repair, beginner programming skills, and average organizational skills (PM me if you are serious and want any more info), and I take the job, I'll give you 100$ once my first paycheck is guaranteed/comes in, which is a negotiable amount depending on the salary I would get.

Seems like 40-45WPM can get me "28,000$ - 45,000$", so I expect a good salary.

Working at home would be a big plus, but if not, must be in New York City.
Salary minimum is 40,000$/year, but that's a serious minimum. 39,999$ is too little for my desired lifestyle.

Notes: I have almost no job experience, and would not be willing to leave college without a good salary and a good benefit plan.
Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: Leo on March 02, 2009, 05:47:27 pm
So you say you're fast with your hands, eh?
Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 02, 2009, 05:55:34 pm
*draws gun and fires*
*turns around*
*walks away*
*pauses*
*continues to walk*
Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: Leo on March 02, 2009, 05:59:08 pm
So, was that a yes or a no?
Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 02, 2009, 06:01:17 pm
yes
Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: Leo on March 02, 2009, 06:07:36 pm
If I lived in New York, I'd hire you. Too bad, I'm sure we could've found the perfect spot for you to thrive in.
Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 02, 2009, 06:10:44 pm
Care to explain?
Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: Electric Mango on March 02, 2009, 06:19:25 pm
I can type faster than 100 wpm.  Watch this.
 
a a a a a a a  a a a a a a a a  a a a a  a a a a a a  a a a a a a a a  a.. too easy huh?  I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I I!

That took me like 4 seconds!
Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: Leo on March 02, 2009, 08:36:39 pm
Quote from: Dontasemebro
Care to explain?
Yes, I do care.
Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: 1ofkind on March 03, 2009, 08:00:02 am
Go look into breaking ice off the the support beams of the GW bridge, because you make about 75K year.

 I don't like yippee people.

Exactly how did you come about the new york metro area?

Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 03, 2009, 12:52:16 pm
Quote from: 1ofkind
Go look into breaking ice off the the support beams of the GW bridge, because you make about 75K year.

 I don't like yippee people.

Exactly how did you come about the new york metro area?
bornand lived here all my life?
Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: moisescruz on March 03, 2009, 04:19:20 pm
internet phone sex operator
Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: Leo on March 03, 2009, 07:14:32 pm
Interesting...
Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: 1ofkind on March 03, 2009, 09:35:04 pm
Quote from: Dontasemebro
Quote from: 1ofkind
Go look into breaking ice off the the support beams of the GW bridge, because you make about 75K year.

 I don't like yippee people.

Exactly how did you come about the new york metro area?
bornand lived here all my life?

Are you asking me a fucking question?


Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: Arsenal 10 on March 03, 2009, 10:45:03 pm
Work is overated.
Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 03, 2009, 10:58:38 pm
Quote from: 1ofkind
Quote from: Dontasemebro
Quote from: 1ofkind
Go look into breaking ice off the the support beams of the GW bridge, because you make about 75K year.

 I don't like yippee people.

Exactly how did you come about the new york metro area?
bornand lived here all my life?

Are you asking me a fucking question?
Are you asking me a fucking question?
Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: Ganon5 on March 03, 2009, 11:39:07 pm
*Turns to Turk*
1ofkind is crazy...
Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: Leo on March 04, 2009, 03:41:10 pm
Hm, I see...
Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: 1ofkind on March 06, 2009, 08:06:46 am
Quote from: Dontasemebro
Quote from: 1ofkind
Quote from: Dontasemebro
Quote from: 1ofkind
Go look into breaking ice off the the support beams of the GW bridge, because you make about 75K year.

 I don't like yippee people.

Exactly how did you come about the new york metro area?
bornand lived here all my life?

Are you asking me a fucking question?
Are you asking me a fucking question?
I in fact was.
Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: Electric Mango on March 06, 2009, 10:24:39 am
boys have a penis, girls have a vagina
Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: Agent Lemon on March 06, 2009, 10:40:41 am
is it alright if your penis and vagina touch each other?
Title: I can type at 100wpm
Post by: Leo on March 06, 2009, 03:27:59 pm
Fine by me.