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Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Electric Mango on March 05, 2009, 06:43:02 pm
Our forums are being attacked again!  3 days ago an unknown party or parties launched a denial of service attack on our forums.  Access was later restored but the victory was short lived.  They quickly came under attack again and we are in the 3rd day.  Mango is sad and angry at the same time.

Leave IRON alone!  You bastards!  Just leave her alone.  

(http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/images/gallery/chris-crocker-cries.jpg)
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 05, 2009, 06:49:14 pm
feel free to use our boards!
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Electric Mango on March 05, 2009, 08:01:26 pm
I'm going to need my own secretary and a much bigger office.  Do you guys have casual Fridays?  Potlucks?  What's the situation?
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Electric Mango on March 05, 2009, 08:02:57 pm
*double post*

Oh well, my secretary should look something like this btw.

(http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7926059302/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/06/12/secretary.jpg)
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: DrunkWino on March 05, 2009, 08:06:12 pm
You know, getting a quick and dirty invisionfree board is, well, quick and easy. I'll even offer to set one up/help someone set one up if you want a backup/touch base board.

/I'd, of course, hand over the root admin account after construction.
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Leo on March 05, 2009, 08:33:47 pm
Mango, you keep providing hot chicks and we'll make sure you always have what you need.
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Electric Mango on March 05, 2009, 08:40:48 pm
Quote from: DrunkWino
You know, getting a quick and dirty invisionfree board is, well, quick and easy. I'll even offer to set one up/help someone set one up if you want a backup/touch base board.

/I'd, of course, hand over the root admin account after construction.


Sounds like a good back up plan.  Let me run it up the flag pole and see if it flies.  I appreciate the offer DrunkWino, you seem like someone I can always count on.

Quote from: Leo
Mango, you keep providing hot chicks and we'll make sure you always have what you need.


As long as I have a beating heart I'll never stop providing the hot chicks, I'm crazy wicked into the arts.  I'll also need an errand boy to make me sandwiches and fetch me coffee.
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Leo on March 05, 2009, 08:43:17 pm
Quote from: Electric Mango
Quote from: DrunkWino
You know, getting a quick and dirty invisionfree board is, well, quick and easy. I'll even offer to set one up/help someone set one up if you want a backup/touch base board.

/I'd, of course, hand over the root admin account after construction.


Sounds like a good back up plan.  Let me run it up the flag pole and see if it flies.  I appreciate the offer DrunkWino, you seem like someone I can always count on.

Quote from: Leo
Mango, you keep providing hot chicks and we'll make sure you always have what you need.


As long as I have a beating heart I'll never stop providing the hot chicks, I'm crazy wicked into the arts.  I'll also need an errand boy to make me sandwiches and fetch me coffee.
You cwan cwrount wron mwre.

Oh, and I'd offer to help you with those things in exchange for pics, but you'd just get a soggy piece of toast and coffee with white stuff that's not milk in it.
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Electric Mango on March 05, 2009, 08:51:40 pm
You sick beautiful bastard!
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Leo on March 05, 2009, 08:53:46 pm
What can I say, I try.
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Ganon5 on March 06, 2009, 12:32:37 am
Secretaries are overrated. Sexretaries are the new thing
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 06, 2009, 05:29:15 am
< is the new thing
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 06, 2009, 05:30:05 am
yes. bears.

"jill if I get any calls just tell them I'm out"

"rawr"
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: 1ofkind on March 06, 2009, 08:03:23 am
gay men make me want to gtfo
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Electric Mango on March 06, 2009, 10:29:21 am
Quote from: llamavore
yes. bears.

"jill if I get any calls just tell them I'm out"

"rawr"


"Jill, I need 10 copies of this for the next council meeting"

"Rawr"

"Oh, and Jill, bring me a hot cup on your way back in, you know how I like it".

"Rawr"

"And Jill.......I love you"

" <3 Raawr <3 "
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 06, 2009, 10:31:57 am
that made me lol
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Leo on March 06, 2009, 03:27:46 pm
It made me cum.
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Electric Mango on March 07, 2009, 08:37:57 am
/throws Leo a Kleenex to clean himself.


The forums are still down and I'm becoming increasingly impatient.  Whoever is hacking our forums are doing a damn fine job.  If it wasn't happening to us I'd be impressed but as it turns out those bastards are stopping me from enjoying my home base.  How much longer will the madness go on?  


(http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl0/0/3362/10_2008/impatient.jpg)
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: DrunkWino on March 07, 2009, 08:55:28 am
You guys gonna use that temp board?
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: dester55 on March 07, 2009, 10:26:32 am
wanna borrow kenny? he can probably have you guys running again in no time.
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Leo on March 07, 2009, 11:22:14 am
Can I have another Kleenex?
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on March 07, 2009, 08:34:44 pm
Short Answer: I can provide you guys with a backup location/server if you are okay with an RIA Member having access to, well, everything.




Yeah, I didn't think so.



Just get yourself a better host, lol.

At least you are being DoS'd and not having anything compromised. Downtime >>>>>>> Compromised Data
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: DrunkWino on March 07, 2009, 08:38:15 pm
Actually, I set up one of those chinky invisionfree boards for them and sent the access account and password to Mango.
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Leo on March 07, 2009, 08:48:55 pm
Boom, roasted.
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Electric Mango on March 08, 2009, 12:26:19 pm
Quote from: Leo
Can I have another Kleenex?

/throws Leo a Kleenex

Quote from: Hyperonic
Short Answer: I can provide you guys with a backup location/server if you are okay with an RIA Member having access to, well, everything.




Yeah, I didn't think so.



Just get yourself a better host, lol.

At least you are being DoS'd and not having anything compromised. Downtime >>>>>>> Compromised Data


Yeah, forums are still down, I think this is now the 5th day.  The good news is my work load has really gone down  

Your avy is secksi

Quote from: DrunkWino
Actually, I set up one of those chinky invisionfree boards for them and sent the access account and password to Mango.

/checks mail .................. sweeet.  I've already talked to a Councilor about the temp access account.  He appreciates it and didn't comment definitely one way or the other on what we were going to do.  There has been talk about getting new boards anyway so who knows.  

Thanks for setting up the boards for us, I'll pass it up to Council again.  You've been really helpful.  


Quote from: Leo
Boom, roasted.

You continue to amaze me with your sheer awesomeness.
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Leo on March 08, 2009, 12:50:44 pm
And you still amaze me with your sheer amount of hot girls.
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: smeeth on March 08, 2009, 04:09:17 pm
Quote from: Leo
And you still amaze me with your sheer amount of hot girls.
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Leo on March 08, 2009, 04:24:19 pm
Smeeth, nice avatar.
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Electric Mango on March 08, 2009, 09:16:32 pm
So here's the update.  Sounds like our forum could be down for a while, maybe a very long while, maybe they'll never come back again.  There are a couple of other alliance forums under attack as well.  We have set up a temporary board at www.joiniron.com if anyone wants to swing by and say hi.  

tl;dr

Our house burnt down and we're staying in a motel down the street until our new house gets built.

I may be sleeping on your couch for a while.
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: WestWind on March 08, 2009, 10:39:27 pm
Quote from: Electric Mango
I may be sleeping on your coach for a while.

I heard Bobby Knight was quite comfortable.
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Jac on March 09, 2009, 01:31:13 am
Quote from: Electric Mango
I may be sleeping on your coach for a while.
If you don't mind the*cough*semen*cough* stains, and trust me, there's a lot of them.
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Electric Mango on March 09, 2009, 11:41:46 am
Quote from: WestWind
Quote from: Electric Mango
I may be sleeping on your coach for a while.

I heard Bobby Knight was quite comfortable.

 


It depends if you sleep on him when he's on his back or on his stomach.  When he's on his stomach, not so bad.  But since I like to lay on my stomach when I sleep, if Bobby sleeps on his back, then we end up sleeping with our faces and boners touching.  It's very awkward situataion for a straight man.

Quote from: JuggaloJac
Quote from: Electric Mango
I may be sleeping on your coach for a while.
If you don't mind the*cough*semen*cough* stains, and trust me, there's a lot of them.


Frickin Leo probably has claim to about 2/3 of those if legend is correct.  Also is there a lot of cum on your couch or did you mean there's a lot of semen on Bobby Knight?  I heard Llama and him are good friends ><
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Leo on March 09, 2009, 03:43:31 pm
Quote from: Electric Mango
Quote from: JuggaloJac
Quote from: Electric Mango
I may be sleeping on your coach for a while.
If you don't mind the*cough*semen*cough* stains, and trust me, there's a lot of them.


Frickin Leo probably has claim to about 2/3 of those if legend is correct.  Also is there a lot of cum on your couch or did you mean there's a lot of semen on Bobby Knight?  I heard Llama and him are good friends ><

2/3rds, eh? They must have lowered the number to make it more believable to the new members who haven't met me yet. Also, if your forums never come back, you can always merge IRON into the RIA. Better yet, I'll make sure they never come back.
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Electric Mango on March 10, 2009, 08:41:10 pm
So you know how we got that temporary forum?  Guess what?  Blammo! Under attack.  They're stalking us and now they even set our motel on fire.  I don't know if it's safe for me to come/cum here anymore.  I feel like I'm putting you all in grave danger.  You didn't ask for this kind of trouble when you agreed to let me in your hallowed halls.
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: DrunkWino on March 10, 2009, 08:53:32 pm
Quote from: Electric Mango
So you know how we got that temporary forum?  Guess what?  Blammo! Under attack.  They're stalking us and now they even set our motel on fire.  I don't know if it's safe for me to come/cum here anymore.  I feel like I'm putting you all in grave danger.  You didn't ask for this kind of trouble when you agreed to let me in your hallowed halls.

Script kiddies.

That invisionfree board should still be there. A suggestion though? IRON's gov and known trusted members might be the only ones that get the address.
Title: IRON Forums are Under Attack
Post by: Leo on March 11, 2009, 05:11:48 pm
^That would probably be a smart idea.