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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Mr_Cynic on March 29, 2009, 08:37:32 pm

Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Mr_Cynic on March 29, 2009, 08:37:32 pm
Mkay.  So I'm on a Model UN trip.  Girl I was kinda sorta interested in was sitting at me with dinner.  I'd kinda already written off my chances, but I was like, "Hey, might as well talk."  So we did.  A friend of hers walks up and says hi.  She replies, "Let's go over there.  I'm bored just sitting here."  I've already submitted that one to FMylife.com.
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Thunder Strike on March 29, 2009, 08:48:20 pm
I don't see why you would be interested in a girl that would be that rude to someone.

Go for girls who actually have a heart instead of ones who feel the need to rip other peoples hearts out of their chest.
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Mr_Cynic on March 29, 2009, 09:01:10 pm
Do you think I'm still after her?
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Leo on March 29, 2009, 09:06:23 pm
Wow, that's downright cold. I'd be pissed too.
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Mr_Cynic on March 29, 2009, 09:10:27 pm
I wasn't pissed.  I don't even get pissed at that kind of thing anymore.  I actually cheered her up when she was depressed later that night.  Not worth it to hold grudges, particularly because I doubt she meant it the way it sounded.
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Leo on March 29, 2009, 11:02:00 pm
I will accept that post only if by cheered her up, you mean banged the shit out of her.
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: nIveK oGre on March 30, 2009, 12:06:59 am
what a bitch.  dont even sweat it.
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 30, 2009, 03:11:32 am
yeah like you said she probably didnt mean it that way. besides, if you had a vadge you'd be bored just sitting there too. penises make everything more interesting than it should be.
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Ganon5 on March 30, 2009, 03:35:52 am
At first I read this as 'Fuck my wife' and I was like 'ok, if you insist'
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Aaron on March 30, 2009, 04:16:27 am
Did you sodomise her later on that night?
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: sircrimson on March 30, 2009, 08:06:01 am
WARNING USELESS POST>....

Ummm I'd fuck your life but you know it's a bit used for my taste.... :  


anyways go with what was said above above... mmm useless post
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Mr_Cynic on March 30, 2009, 12:52:32 pm
Yeah, that was a useless post.
And no, no sex.  Although, today at the airport when we got home, everyone got a goodbye hug...  Except for me.
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Crazyman93 on March 30, 2009, 02:56:29 pm
Dude, you're pathetic. If the two of you were friends it be different.
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Leo on March 30, 2009, 03:28:22 pm
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
Yeah, that was a useless post.
And no, no sex.  Although, today at the airport when we got home, everyone got a goodbye hug...  Except for me.
You should have surprised her by randomly hugging her when she wasn't paying attention.
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Delta1212 on March 30, 2009, 07:18:20 pm
This reminds me of me two years ago
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: smeeth on March 30, 2009, 07:24:03 pm
Quote from: Leo
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
Yeah, that was a useless post.
And no, no sex.  Although, today at the airport when we got home, everyone got a goodbye hug...  Except for me.
You should have surprised her by randomly fucking her when she wasn't paying attention.
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Mr_Cynic on March 30, 2009, 07:30:36 pm
Quote from: Delta1212
This reminds me of me two years ago

Maybe I have hope yet to turn into an anthropomorphic cupcake.
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 30, 2009, 08:06:07 pm
often, the best way to get girls to pay attention to you is to ignore them...
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Leo on March 30, 2009, 08:06:15 pm
I like Smeeth's idea better.
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Crazyman93 on March 30, 2009, 08:14:18 pm
Quote from: Delta1212
This reminds me of me two years ago

This isn't even funny....
Did I bitch on RI?
<_<            
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Pterrydactyl on March 31, 2009, 12:55:48 pm
I see lots of "don't worries" and such here.


you know what


GRAB YOUR BALLS, GRAB A SHOTGUN, AND TOAST THAT BITCH.
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Leo on March 31, 2009, 06:48:06 pm
If by toast, you mean fuck the shit out of her.
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Crazyman93 on March 31, 2009, 07:37:49 pm
 :      :wall!
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: smeeth on April 01, 2009, 07:44:44 am
Quote from: Leo
If by toast, you mean hug the shit out of her.
Title: Fuck my life
Post by: Leo on April 01, 2009, 03:47:23 pm
Smeeth, maybe it's just me, but we just haven't been on the same page lately.