Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Dontasemebro on June 25, 2009, 12:12:10 pm
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So I was taking my girlfriend through Urban Outfitters for her birthday (You stop reading yet?[inb4quotingthisandsayingyes]) and she is looking through clothes and then (being the nerd she is) finds some books and stuff and starts going through them. After she picks a couple of funny books she finds "Living with a huge penis." and says that she's buying it for me. I say thanks and 3 hours later (like 10 minutes) she finally stops looking at books to buy and we go to the counter. The lady who was going to point at which register is open for us looks at the top book on the stack my girlfriend is holding, picks it up, and looks at it, then looks at me, and gives me a
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She then said "You know, I saw this guy once that had pants with three legs in it." and girlfriend says "Oh, it's totally my penis that's big." I could tell she noticed that this hispanic girl was checking me out and felt threatened. I then checked up on my pants and there just so happened to be a proper bulge going halfway down my thigh, whereas my penis isn't actually that long, especially flaccid, but who knows, Im carrying a book that has a man with 3 legs on the cover. Actually, even better, my girlfriend is, with a smile on her face. The cashier pays no mind to the big penis book. My girlfriend then realized she just bought 100$ in books, and pays anyway.
According to the book, I have "OMG" or "oversized male genitalia" as far as length and just above average in girth. The book is a disappointment really. It's all sarcasm about how horrible it is to have a 3rd leg and how you get teased and such, and how people with "OMG" are envious of tiny penises.
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I lol'd
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The ol' penis size competition eh. Always fun to have.
What other clasifications does the book have?
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"Oh, it's totally my penis that's big."
Why do people use the word 'totally' like that?
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Because it was a girl that tries to talk with as many words as possible.
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They like to like use like a like lot in a like sentence.
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You would know, girl.
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I'm not a girl, and anyway ... you're the one with the girlfriend.
Wait, that is bad smack talk
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A perfect example of people trying to find something to bitch about. "Oh? The weather is fine? Well, in that case; my mammoth-sized penis makes me want to cry" *sob sob*
Hence why my girlfriend and I only talk to lesbians. At least carpet-munchers can't complain of a third leg... WITHOUT the onset of some disfiguring gonorrhea.
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The ol' penis size competition eh. Always fun to have.
What other clasifications does the book have?
borderline OMG
well endowed
average
a little skimpy
pre pubescent
micropenis
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I expected better than this thread.
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It's the RIA, don't get your hopes up.
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Yeah, all we talk about is Kenny's cock