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Title: Sir Michael Jackson has ceased bodily functions.
Post by: Elijah S Konderwink on June 25, 2009, 05:58:20 pm
Quite prodigious communication of information on current events, no?
Title: Sir Michael Jackson has ceased bodily functions.
Post by: Jenne on June 25, 2009, 06:02:33 pm
And all children's assholes relaxed just a little bit.
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Post by: Untelligent on June 25, 2009, 06:41:59 pm
I have a feeling Kenny will grace us with his presence shortly.
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Post by: Divine_Light on June 25, 2009, 07:00:37 pm
Damn man... Damn.
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Post by: Thunder Strike on June 25, 2009, 07:06:02 pm
Hey, Elijah is still alive.
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Post by: Untelligent on June 25, 2009, 07:15:04 pm
Elijah will always be there for us in our times of need.
Title: Sir Michael Jackson has ceased bodily functions.
Post by: BlutSaugger on June 26, 2009, 12:19:39 am
Rumor has it, he choked on a 7 year old wiener.















Dunno if it's true, just sayin.
Title: Sir Michael Jackson has ceased bodily functions.
Post by: Thunder Strike on June 26, 2009, 12:35:49 am
Not sure why you would eat a 7 year old sausage. It must be pretty rank after that long in the fridge.
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Post by: KingRanter on June 26, 2009, 01:11:17 am
Quote from: Thunder Strike
Not sure why you would eat a 7 year old sausage. It must be pretty rank after that long in the fridge.
um, you may or may not have caught on to what wiener means.
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Post by: In Spades on June 26, 2009, 01:32:38 am
Another one bites the dust.

At least this one wasn't killed by a stingray
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Post by: Thunder Strike on June 26, 2009, 01:55:54 am
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Not sure why you would eat a 7 year old sausage. It must be pretty rank after that long in the fridge.
um, you may or may not have caught on to what wiener means.

I did catch on to what it means.
Title: Sir Michael Jackson has ceased bodily functions.
Post by: Crunka on June 26, 2009, 05:08:46 am
fuck you assholes disrespecting him in such a way post death.


it was my dream to shake his hand.
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Post by: Divine_Light on June 26, 2009, 06:14:06 am
Quote from: In Spades
Another one bites the dust.

At least this one wasn't killed by a stingray

Or in a weird sex act.
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Post by: Jenne on June 26, 2009, 06:47:28 am
Quote from: Crunka
fuck you assholes disrespecting him in such a way post death.


it was my dream to lick his scrotum.

If it's any consolation, I disrespected him when he was alive too.
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Post by: Divine_Light on June 26, 2009, 09:09:38 am
Quote from: Jenne
Quote from: Crunka
fuck you assholes disrespecting him in such a way post death.


it was my dream to shake his hand.

If it's any consolation, I wanted it in the ass from him when he was alive too.
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Post by: Damen on June 26, 2009, 02:26:28 pm
He was a great artist that had a fucked up childhood. Sad to see him go.
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Post by: C-zom on June 26, 2009, 05:23:40 pm
Fuck you jackoffs mocking him out. He was cleared on charges on that trial because it was friggin staged, did you guys even watch the news? Parents did it for money. Defense tore them apart.

Sad to see him go. I don't care about his music, but still.
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Post by: JakeTADLong on June 26, 2009, 06:20:51 pm
Quote from: In Spades
Another one bites the dust.

At least this one wasn't killed by a stingray
Too soon, too soon. jk rofl
Well good bye MJ.... good bye.

50 tech bet says some fox news idoit says something that gets him fired because of MJ. lol ( jk on bet I dont bet..... unless there is sex then I do. )
 
 
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Have a great day.
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Post by: Aaron J on June 26, 2009, 07:16:29 pm
Damn i liked his music how did he die?
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Post by: BlutSaugger on June 26, 2009, 11:45:01 pm
Yeah, I mock him now, but I mocked him (Just like I do everyone else) while they're still alive. I mean, wtf is up with Brittney Spears? That bitch needs a good .45 to the head.

Suddenly, someone dies and it's wrong? At lease MJ had some good songs. I'll give credit where it's due, and yes, he was cleared of his charges, but even with that said, he openly admitted to having children in his bed. Jokes will be made. Don't like it? Don't read it.
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Post by: Reoga on June 27, 2009, 01:50:31 am
MJ was proof that you can live the dream. Only in the USA can you be born a poor black boy and die a rich white woman.

Aaron J the joke is food poisoning from a 12 year old wiener.

The truth as I have heard it Via talk raido is cardiac arrest, possibly due to an OD of  Demurral * a morphine derivative*  allegedly from his personal physician. Whom last I heard was MIA.

 why wont you dance
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Post by: Jenne on June 27, 2009, 09:40:31 am
Quote from: C-zom
Fuck you jackoffs mocking him out. He was cleared on charges on that trial because it was friggin staged, did you guys even watch the news? Parents did it for money. Defense tore them apart.

So was OJ, but do you really still think he didn't do it?  He turned out to be a real stand up guy...

The first allegation were settled out of court for $20M.  Would you really pay that just to make someone go away or avoid trial, unless you thought there was reason to believe you would lose?  Probably yes, but that is not the point.  Innocent until proven guilty does not exist in cases like this.  There is no such thing as an in impartial juror in these cases.

Truth be told, I think he was very strange and very misunderstood, and was probably completely telling the truth.  But you know what.  I don't care.  It's not going to stop me from joking about it.
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Post by: Jenne on June 27, 2009, 09:41:12 am
Quote from: Reoga
MJ was proof that you can live the dream. Only in the USA can you be born a poor black boy and die a rich white woman.

Jealous much?
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Post by: Aaron on June 27, 2009, 10:49:37 am
You know, because he is 90% plastic he is being melted down and turned in to a PS3 so kids can still turn him on.
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Post by: BlutSaugger on June 27, 2009, 02:48:08 pm
Quote from: Aaron
You know, because he is 90% plastic he is being melted down and turned in to a PS3 so kids can still turn him on.

LMAO, Why don't I doubt there being truth in this? Though, MJ would probably make a better Barbie doll, I could see the Japanese taking him for purposes of PS. It's used to fund their secret military.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 27, 2009, 10:31:47 pm
considering the nature of his mental problems I can see how he would want to be around kids without being a pedophile. that said, the notion of 'respect for the dead' is retarded. whether they're in heaven or nonexistent, I doubt dead people give a flying fuck what we say about them now. but that wont stop people from fapping in their tears to the sound of vultures trying to digest his corpse into ratings and publicity
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Post by: Aaron J on June 28, 2009, 09:10:58 am
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You know, because he is 90% plastic he is being melted down and turned in to a PS3 so kids can still turn him on.
Lol.
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Post by: DrunkWino on June 28, 2009, 09:40:41 am
Yeah poor MJ. I mean, it wasn't his fault one of the first songs he heard was "Jesus Loves the Little Children," and got the completely wrong idea.

/and LMFAO at the "he didn't get convicted = he didn't do it," argument. Yeah dude, that's why he paid off like a half dozen other families. The ones that took him to court just got greedy.

//in fairness, I liked Beat It as a kid and Thriller still is a bad ass album, even for tonic.
Title: Sir Michael Jackson has ceased bodily functions.
Post by: BlutSaugger on June 28, 2009, 11:14:41 pm
Quote from: DrunkWino
in fairness, I liked Beat It as a kid and Thriller still is a bad ass album, even for tonic.

Yarr to that one.
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Post by: Reoga on June 28, 2009, 11:37:32 pm
And yet at your age you  Beat It
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Post by: BlutSaugger on June 28, 2009, 11:49:00 pm
You're just jealous because your makeup scares you so much you can't get off.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 29, 2009, 06:05:58 am
Quote from: DrunkWino
/and LMFAO at the "he didn't get convicted = he didn't do it," argument. Yeah dude, that's why he paid off like a half dozen other families. The ones that took him to court just got greedy.
but, your perspective is proof that people aren't convinced by what an official ruling finds and therefore proof that being found innocent in court isn't as important as making people shut the hell up, whether you're innocent or not. unless your life doesn't depend on public opinion. he was such an easy target for that sort of thing, it's pretty much impossible to know what really happened.
Title: Sir Michael Jackson has ceased bodily functions.
Post by: BlutSaugger on June 29, 2009, 11:23:51 am
No it's not. He put his hand in their pants and played with their  
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Post by: DrunkWino on June 29, 2009, 01:06:22 pm
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/and LMFAO at the "he didn't get convicted = he didn't do it," argument. Yeah dude, that's why he paid off like a half dozen other families. The ones that took him to court just got greedy.
but, your perspective is proof that people aren't convinced by what an official ruling finds and therefore proof that being found innocent in court isn't as important as making people shut the hell up, whether you're innocent or not. unless your life doesn't depend on public opinion. he was such an easy target for that sort of thing, it's pretty much impossible to know what really happened.

Know beyond a shadow of a doubt? You're right, that's not possible unless I was there and saw it. Now we move into the world of "knowing behind any reasonable doubt." Less stringent than knowing with 100% certainty. Going off that criteria, then I feel comfortable in my thinking that MJ had most likely molested children.

That's the great trick of the court of public opinion after all. We the public are free to form our own opinion, but we have no legal power of enforcing a verdict. Meaning I can very well hold to my opinion of MJ diddling with children, I just couldn't go kidnap him and toss him in a homemade prison for 20 years.

At the end of it, when somebody comes up in a court charged with a crime, they're rolling the dice. If they have a good lawyer and get lucky with a sympathetic jury, they have a good shot at getting off the hook, regardless of whether or not they actually committed the crime they're charged with. More power to 'em being able to work a flawed system. It's still separate from public opinion though, so people will still draw their own conclusions about whether or not somebody did it.

Me, I look at it like this; if I had kids there would have been no way I'd let them hang out with MJ without my direct supervision if I'd let my kids near him at all.
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Post by: Kaiser on June 29, 2009, 01:35:02 pm
Quote from: Crunka
fuck you assholes disrespecting him in such a way post death.


it was my dream to shake his hand.
Crunka, MJ already told you no to the Dutch Rudder.
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Post by: Jenne on June 29, 2009, 04:57:11 pm
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Quote from: Crunka
fuck you assholes disrespecting him in such a way post death.


it was my dream to shake his hand.
Crunka, MJ already told you no to the Dutch Rudder.

Actually had to look at one up.
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Post by: Jenne on June 29, 2009, 05:02:41 pm
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/and LMFAO at the "he didn't get convicted = he didn't do it," argument. Yeah dude, that's why he paid off like a half dozen other families. The ones that took him to court just got greedy.
but, your perspective is proof that people aren't convinced by what an official ruling finds and therefore proof that being found innocent in court isn't as important as making people shut the hell up, whether you're innocent or not. unless your life doesn't depend on public opinion. he was such an easy target for that sort of thing, it's pretty much impossible to know what really happened.

Know beyond a shadow of a doubt? You're right, that's not possible unless I was there and saw it. Now we move into the world of "knowing behind any reasonable doubt." Less stringent than knowing with 100% certainty. Going off that criteria, then I feel comfortable in my thinking that MJ had most likely molested children.

That's the great trick of the court of public opinion after all. We the public are free to form our own opinion, but we have no legal power of enforcing a verdict. Meaning I can very well hold to my opinion of MJ diddling with children, I just couldn't go kidnap him and toss him in a homemade prison for 20 years.

At the end of it, when somebody comes up in a court charged with a crime, they're rolling the dice. If they have a good lawyer and get lucky with a sympathetic jury, they have a good shot at getting off the hook, regardless of whether or not they actually committed the crime they're charged with. More power to 'em being able to work a flawed system. It's still separate from public opinion though, so people will still draw their own conclusions about whether or not somebody did it.

Me, I look at it like this; if I had kids there would have been no way I'd let them hang out with MJ without my direct supervision if I'd let my kids near him at all.

In the court of public opinion, it doesn't matter if you get off or not.  Once you are charged, you are always guilty.  At least in cases where molestation is involved.  It's kinda like the oxshit the police dept does here.  They post the picture of anyone charged with a prostitution related crime (hooker or John).  But, even if they are acquitted, they refuse to take your picture down.  They get away with it by saying they are just keeping a record of what you were charged with.  
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Post by: Kaiser on June 29, 2009, 07:39:03 pm
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Quote from: Crunka
fuck you assholes disrespecting him in such a way post death.


it was my dream to shake his hand.
Crunka, MJ already told you no to the Dutch Rudder.

Actually had to look at one up.
Sorry
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Post by: Jenne on June 29, 2009, 10:15:20 pm
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Quote from: Crunka
fuck you assholes disrespecting him in such a way post death.


it was my dream to shake his hand.
Crunka, MJ already told you no to the Dutch Rudder.

Actually had to look at one up.
Sorry
Just caught me by surprise that there was anything out there I had not heard of.

Along the same lines, this is simply referred to as The List. (http://www.rsdb.org)