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Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: Untelligent on June 28, 2009, 11:58:27 am
I was going to make a joke about selling products to the afterlife, but I couldn't think of any.

Truly a great man has passed on today.



Good lord, this has been a bad week for celebrities. Any bets on who's next? My money's on Tom Brokaw.
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: Divine_Light on June 28, 2009, 12:37:13 pm
Damn man...

How'd you find out?
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: Untelligent on June 28, 2009, 01:01:05 pm
I heard about it in the chat while playing Kingdom of Loathing earlier today.

I checked Wikipedia to see if they were joking or not.

They weren't.
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: Jenne on June 28, 2009, 02:08:55 pm
Just saw it on CNN (http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/TV/06/28/mays.death/index.html?eref=rss_topstories).  Damn, I was way off.  Well, we still need one more.  Keeping my bet on Swayze.
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: Jenne on June 28, 2009, 02:18:11 pm
Quote from: Untelligent
I was going to make a joke about selling products to the afterlife, but I couldn't think of any.

Maybe Jesus can finally get the blood out of his robe...
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: ZPO4O on June 28, 2009, 04:17:00 pm
...billy?

NO GOD WHY!?
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: Jac on June 28, 2009, 05:13:43 pm
NOOOOOOO BILLY!! WHY!
NOW WHERE STUCK WITH THIS:

(http://www.whbqt.info/UserFiles/image/vince_offer_mugshot.jpg)
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: Divine_Light on June 28, 2009, 05:22:18 pm
Quote from: Jac
NOOOOOOO BILLY!! WHY!
NOW WHERE STUCK WITH THIS:

(http://www.whbqt.info/UserFiles/image/vince_offer_mugshot.jpg)

Lol, I never got the full story about that.
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: VeeEaght on June 28, 2009, 08:41:10 pm
A buddy of mine came up with "BILLY MAYS HERE WITH AFTERLIFE LAUNDRY SOAP. IT CLEANS LIKE HELL'S MINIONS BUT IT SMELLS LIKE HEAVEN."

Also, he being like the 5th celeb dead in little more than a month, anyone wanna place a bet who'll be next?

Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: Dontasemebro on June 28, 2009, 10:32:50 pm
Ima go with McCain or Cheney
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 29, 2009, 06:10:22 am
this is totally a terrorist attack. also, inb4southparkepisodeabouttheseguys
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: BlutSaugger on June 29, 2009, 11:19:15 am
Pamela Anderson is next. That's my vote.
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: Kaiser on June 29, 2009, 01:31:26 pm
Quote from: Divine_Light
Quote from: Jac
NOOOOOOO BILLY!! WHY!
NOW WHERE STUCK WITH THIS:

(http://www.whbqt.info/UserFiles/image/vince_offer_mugshot.jpg)

Lol, I never got the full story about that.
It really is quite a good story. So we got Vince Shamwow, who shall hence forth be known as Vince Shamwow. He is driving around town late at night, in a fantastically dry truck. Though he just got out of the carwash, he had his trusty shamwow with him. So anyway he's driving, and all the girls are talking about how much they love his nuts. He goes into this bar right, and he gets out his trust Slapchop. He starts tossing all their salads, and damn are these girls looking at him, with WOW in their eyes. However, Billy Mays then, through complete chance, walks into the same bar. Though Billy Mays was just at a Rib place, his shirt is just glowing. He tells all the ladies how Oxyclean was what made him shine. Of course, now that that true master is in the building, the ladies ditch our trusty Vince up there. Now Vince doesn't like this, not one bit. However, he is too much of a bitch to fight our Lord and Saviour Billy Mays. So Vince goes outside and picks up a hooker. He goes back to his place, she spills a lil' coke on his carpet. That's not good. That's going to stain, look at that bottom, the mildew. So he beats the shit out of her. I mean he really beats the shit out of her. However, what he doesn't know is that this girl happens to be German, and if he knew he would not have done this, as he knows the Germans make good stuff. So this small German hooker then goes about kicking Vince's ass, and calls teh cops. So he is in jail, and Billy Mays is getting laid.

The good news however, the coke stain on the carpet was fine, without applying any pressure, most of the coke came right out.
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: IronSoldier820 on June 29, 2009, 01:56:44 pm
Out of all the dead celebrities this month, I will miss Billy Mays the most.
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 29, 2009, 02:07:58 pm
billy mays isn't really dead. he lives on in here (points to my heart) and in here (points to yours).
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: ZPO4O on June 29, 2009, 03:31:53 pm
when i grow up, i wanna be the next billy...

im gonna sell shit to people and yell in all my commercials.
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: Divine_Light on June 29, 2009, 04:07:38 pm
Quote from: llamavore
this is totally a terrorist attack. also, inb4southparkepisodeabouttheseguys

They're on hiatus till October 7th. Damn I hate mid season hiatuses. Family Guy also does it.

I'm sure they'll be cameos or background characters.
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 30, 2009, 02:37:10 am
RIP jeff goldblum.
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: Reoga on June 30, 2009, 02:52:16 am
Have you all forgotin so soon that Farrah Fawcett died?
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: VeeEaght on June 30, 2009, 04:00:05 am
Or that Iran is having the biggest Rock The Vote celebration, ever?
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: Jac on July 01, 2009, 10:13:51 am
(http://i293.photobucket.com/albums/mm79/JuggaloJac/5200_99661718484_513023484_2028244_.jpg)

I love this picture.
Title: HI, BILLY MAYS NO LONGER HERE
Post by: Charger on July 02, 2009, 09:02:05 am
Can't you just imagine him fixing like the pearly gates or something with mighty putty. And then when he gets there everyone will hear his booming voice:

BILLY MAYS HERE!

He was the coolest