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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Jac on July 12, 2009, 02:35:50 am

Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Jac on July 12, 2009, 02:35:50 am: I am Flask, that is all. Also don't let "me" try to convince you other wise.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Flask on July 12, 2009, 02:46:58 am: I am here to confirm this post. JuggaloJac is indeed me. He is an "alter ego", so to speak. Those few accomplishments that he has shown anyone are actually mine. Obviously, I brought the "Jac" character in some time after Flask to act as a comedic counterpart to my genius. I finally admit this fact, because Damen has nearly seen through the ruse. I am officially retiring the "Jac" persona. If there is ever another post by the "Jac" account, then it is without doubt Damen or an admin posing as my character. Good day.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Jac on July 12, 2009, 02:50:33 am: There's is one thing I forgot to mention, I lied.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Flask on July 12, 2009, 02:51:31 am: GODDAMMIT DAMEN. I retired Jac for a reason.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Damen on July 12, 2009, 02:52:42 am: This is false, actually. The "Flask" persona is the false one. I've spent years researching Flask and the conclusion is that Jac is the real him.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Flask on July 12, 2009, 02:54:08 am: Origin dates and posts show clearly that the Jac persona was developed later. Unless you can provide hard evidence, it is CLEAR that you are simply attempting to slander me.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Damen on July 12, 2009, 02:55:13 am: You, that is to say Jac, was rather secretive as we all know and chose to rely on your alter-ego at first! Recent times show that the real Jac has surfaced!
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Jac on July 12, 2009, 02:55:50 am: The clear evidence that I don't want to show but is the truth is, I lie, all the time, you can never, NEVER, trust anything I say, EVER.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Damen on July 12, 2009, 02:57:56 am: Let the records show that Flask is indeed a douchebag and Jac is not!
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Flask on July 12, 2009, 02:58:58 am: You, Damen, are entrenching yourself in a pit of untruths. Why, pray tell, would Jac, as the real puppet master, post on this Flask account and debate the status of his own personas? Wouldn't you expect him to believe in his own words? There are more holes in your theory than in swiss cheese.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Jac on July 12, 2009, 02:59:41 am: In basically every way I am Jack and Flask is Tyler Durden.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Damen on July 12, 2009, 03:01:16 am: We all know Jac is insane!
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Flask on July 12, 2009, 03:01:34 am: Damen, you have stolen the Jac account from me. I abandoned it only to have you, in a fit of jealousy and envy, pose as the character.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Damen on July 12, 2009, 03:03:45 am: How can I post as Jac? We all know that his account is more guarded than the Pentagon! Only the real him could access it!
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Flask on July 12, 2009, 03:05:08 am: It is apparent that such is not the case.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Damen on July 12, 2009, 03:06:41 am: Prove to me that I have broken into your Jac account, Jac, and I will agree.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Flask on July 12, 2009, 03:08:33 am: How could I do that? I have previously used that account to admit that it belongs to me. But now the password has obviously been changed. I have been locked out. And stop calling me Jac. I never even liked that name.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Jac on July 12, 2009, 03:09:05 am: I can prove I am not Damen, I'm A Bear, RAWR.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Flask on July 12, 2009, 03:10:16 am: Quote from: Jac
I can prove I am not Damen, I'm A Bear, RAWR.

You're getting desperate, Damen. You don't even act like the Jac character. Where are the grammatical errors? I do see you've learned the stupidity equation quite well, though.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Damen on July 12, 2009, 03:10:51 am: Let the records show that Flask is indeed a douchebag...again!
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Flask on July 12, 2009, 03:13:30 am: You were once so bright, and now you are so dull, my old friend. Let Jac die. Let Jac go. We can move on.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Damen on July 12, 2009, 03:14:53 am: WE can move on, but only when you accept who you are.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Jac on July 12, 2009, 03:17:11 am: I want to so badly, but this bear is on my back.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Flask on July 12, 2009, 03:17:14 am: I am, and have always been Flask. There is no question. But there is doubt, in your mind. Do not let the dummy control the ventriloquist, Damen. Fight the character that you have stolen from me. Don't let it consume you.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Damen on July 12, 2009, 03:19:31 am: You need to fight the character that you strive to be. Jac, you are an idiot and not brilliant and must accept that.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Jac on July 12, 2009, 03:22:19 am: Can't I be a brilliant idiot like you Damen?
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Damen on July 12, 2009, 03:23:00 am: Yes, you can, one day you may be as brilliant as me, but you cannot continue like this. You must drop Flask, for Flask is not brilliant, he is idiot in disguise.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Flask on July 12, 2009, 03:23:50 am: I think you're getting confused. I'm Flask, and always have been. I made the Jac character to complement my own brilliant mind. But as soon as you came close to that truth, I retired the account right here. But then soon after, you hijacked the account and started claiming that Jac was, in fact, the dominant personality. And now you have nearly become Jac in trying to accuse me of being Jac. Such a sad progression.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Damen on July 12, 2009, 03:26:37 am: You are Jac, and Flask is your acting out. You created Flask years ago when it dawned on you that you are not brilliant and you have pretended to be brilliant as Flask ever since. However, you realize with meeting me, that stupidity can become brilliance and you, Flask, are trying very hardly to hold on to what is a losing battle. Give up, Flask. You are the lesser Jac.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Flask on July 12, 2009, 03:30:37 am: I'm actually glad that you're finally beginning to believe in yourself, Damen. Although, I wish you had revealed your true feelings in a less convoluted way. Stealing from me and then claiming to be better than me is something only a common theif would do. For shame. But, I can see that it is finally helping you to realize your potential. I'll allow you to spin your web of lies as long as it aids your mental health.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Jac on July 12, 2009, 03:34:50 am: OK I'm done being crazy now, I am not only Flask, but also Damen, anything I say from now on is a lie if it disagrees with this statement, and I might keep arguing amongst myself
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Flask on July 12, 2009, 03:36:01 am: Nice try, Damen. I admit, that was a little better than your previous attempts, but once again, backed by absolutely no evidence.
Title: I HAVE A HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on July 12, 2009, 05:35:01 am: how do u guise type with so much fapsauce on ur fingers