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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: ZPO4O on October 10, 2009, 04:11:26 pm

Title: Hey you guuuuuuys!!!!
Post by: ZPO4O on October 10, 2009, 04:11:26 pm

Have you seen my retainer?

I seemed to have lost it when my glasses fell off and broke...and then when i bent down to get them, my shirt pocket ripped cause i forgot my pocket protector today...

Title: Hey you guuuuuuys!!!!
Post by: FlameAce on October 10, 2009, 04:18:43 pm

Did you look under your bed, couch, table, pillow, rug, fridge, freezer, car, truck, and tree?

Title: Hey you guuuuuuys!!!!
Post by: ZPO4O on October 10, 2009, 04:27:13 pm

Beds are disgusting, they are breeding grounds for mites. I sleep on an air mattress, but I already checked under that.

Couches, pillows and rugs are dust magnets, I refuse to live with them. They also try to kill me by attacking my allergies.

I just have a cooler filled with ice for a fridge and freezer, I dont wanna risk an electrical fire or a carbon leak. No retainer in there...

Vehicles are evil, they pollute the environment, I walk everywhere.

Its kinda ironic though, cause I go outside as little as possible...my allergies are really bad. So it cant be under a tree.

As for my table? Yeah I checked under crunkas mom, it wasnt there.

Title: Hey you guuuuuuys!!!!
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 10, 2009, 09:25:13 pm

did you check in your table?

Title: Hey you guuuuuuys!!!!
Post by: Reoga on October 10, 2009, 11:25:53 pm

look next to the madderdaddy

Title: Hey you guuuuuuys!!!!
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 11, 2009, 02:08:23 am

Quote from: Reoga

look next to the madderdaddy

what's 'updoc?'

Title: Hey you guuuuuuys!!!!
Post by: Leo on October 11, 2009, 05:23:39 pm

You forgot to check in Crunka's mom.

Title: Hey you guuuuuuys!!!!
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 11, 2009, 08:36:14 pm

I said that already leo. get back in your cage

Title: Hey you guuuuuuys!!!!
Post by: Leo on October 11, 2009, 08:46:00 pm

Does the table have a vagina?

Title: Hey you guuuuuuys!!!!
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 11, 2009, 08:47:12 pm

Quote from: Leo

Does the table have a vagina?

since the table is crunka's mom, yes.

Title: Hey you guuuuuuys!!!!
Post by: Gangs on October 12, 2009, 04:26:08 am

but then where are the jugs?

Title: Hey you guuuuuuys!!!!
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 12, 2009, 06:16:22 am

depends. is she on all fours doggy style, or crab style?

Title: Hey you guuuuuuys!!!!
Post by: Gangs on October 12, 2009, 06:35:40 am

the stegosaurus style, FTW!
you should try it
ITS WILD!
but its a pretty extinct style!

Title: Hey you guuuuuuys!!!!
Post by: ZPO4O on October 13, 2009, 09:15:03 am

shes on her legs doggy, makes for a better flat table surface