Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Electric Mango on January 01, 2010, 02:21:49 am
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So RIA it's officially new yeaRs eve and yours trly has had a good time if you want to see the full spectacle of my debochery please visit the iron embassy, we have cake and porn so i don't have a point for this thread other than to say hppy frekin nw year can you guss theat ive had a beer or two or 32 cux gess what ive had or mybe im faking but im not............so you guys are like the fat girl that i call when i'm horny lol
so does anyone else have any good new years stories or does anyone want to hook up with me
I'm into anal and cupcaeks
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I wonder if you will remember this in the morning.
Also what about anal with cupcake?
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I do have a story...I just dont feel like telling you people
In a nutshell, it involved liquor, s0da, and plenty of bow-chicka-bow-wow...
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I wonder if you will remember this in the morning.
Also what about anal with cupcake?
wait, who are you?
the only thing that will make me remember you is when i try to take a dump and your wad.............er never mind....
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cupcake and sodomy
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Ruler Name: Thunder Strike
Nation Name: Storm Heaven
Link to Nation: http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_d...ation_ID=179891 (http://www.cybernations.net/nation_drill_display.asp?Nation_ID=179891)
Position in Alliance: Triumvir
Alliance you represent: Random Insanity Alliance
A drunk Mango has summoned me to these boards with promises of cake a porn.
We have no drunk mangos but I know a Drunkwino, sir. :lolcharge:
You should be masked shortly fyi.
Mango, do they even know you over there?
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They are obviously ashamed of me XD
Oh and I meant to go to the IRON embassy located on your forums but it's great that you'll be masked at ours now as well.
I act different here than at my own alliance. You guys bring out my wild side. I'm not sure I'll be able to have wild sodomy w/ anyone at our embassy.
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Mango, I'm not sure I can take just being your mistress forever. Just tell your wife(IRON) about me and make 'em deal with it!
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They are obviously ashamed of me XD
Oh and I meant to go to the IRON embassy located on your forums but it's great that you'll be masked at ours now as well.
I act different here than at my own alliance. You guys bring out my wild side. I'm not sure I'll be able to have wild sodomy w/ anyone at our embassy.
I'm going to bring out your wild side over there.
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Leo, I'm sorry but we have to keep this a secret. You can come to my alliance but you have to tell them that you're my cousin. If they knew we were butt raping each other they would be extremely jealous and all my stuff would be in garbage bags and strewn all over the front yard.
Thunder Strike, don't turn this good boy bad. No one knows I'm a perv over there.
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Then they don't know the real you ...
Does this affair mean nothing to you? After everything we have done for you!!!
We are the only ones who will truly ever love you.
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I know I know, but IRON is loaded and when they die, I'll get a huge inheritance. Just a little bit longer guys, then we can be together forever.
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And then can we run away to South America like we always dreamed of and live like kings?
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Yes like kings, we'll sip drinks w/ fruit and umbrellas poking out, take long walks on the beach, slather baby oil on each other............getting really horny now...back in 3 minutes
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Don't forget the peanut butter.
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Sorry it took so long, I remembered the peanut butter but I couldn't find my wooden spoon anywhere. I had to borrow one from the neighbors but it's just not the same.
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Yes, your wooden spoon has the perfect handle.
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Did you take my spoon? How do you know about the perfect handle? You will respect my au-thor-a-tie...mmmk
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*shifty eyes* I don't have your spoon.
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Won't they be confused when you're jerking off your cousin?
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You made me laugh through my nose and I almost shot out a booger.
If I do jerk you off we'll just tell them I lost a bet.
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I guess those IRON men are easily convinced of anything.
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Yeah, we're pretty gullible
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My cock is bigger than a boat.
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No shit! Wow, I bet you have to beat the ladies off with a stick. Are you in the porn business?
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No, the Obama's pay much better.
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Holy crap. You got a huge member and you're sticking it to the Royal Family? Hey wait, are you pulling my leg?
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Of course not.
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Oh you're right, that's not my leg you're pulling.
Don't stop baby.
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You're all sick fucks and should be ashamed of yourselves.
Also, can I join in?
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You have to be initiated first. Put on this pair of ladies underwear, bend over and grab your ankles. This will not be fun for you.
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Is it just me or is Mangos sig super hawt?
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It's just you.