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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: king maguga on January 25, 2010, 02:14:47 pm

Title: funny- sayings,quotes,jokes -if you have one post it!
Post by: king maguga on January 25, 2010, 02:14:47 pm
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!  
Title: funny- sayings,quotes,jokes -if you have one post it!
Post by: Myrrh on January 25, 2010, 07:56:22 pm
Belongs in Random Insanity. Wrong sub forum.

Moved.
Title: funny- sayings,quotes,jokes -if you have one post it!
Post by: C-zom on January 25, 2010, 08:16:41 pm
Quote from: Myrrh
Belongs in Random Insanity. Wrong sub forum.

Moved.

That's hilarious! Best quote so far
Title: funny- sayings,quotes,jokes -if you have one post it!
Post by: Vice Man on January 25, 2010, 08:59:15 pm
Quote from: C-zom
Quote from: Myrrh
Belongs in Random Insanity. Wrong sub forum.

Moved.

That's hilarious! Best quote so far

I don't get it.
Title: funny- sayings,quotes,jokes -if you have one post it!
Post by: Gangs on January 26, 2010, 05:00:20 am
Quote from: Vice Man
Quote from: C-zom
Quote from: Myrrh
Belongs in Random Insanity. Wrong sub forum.

Moved.

That's hilarious! Best quote so far

I don't get it.
OH GAWD, stop stop youre killing me here!
Title: funny- sayings,quotes,jokes -if you have one post it!
Post by: Dontasemebro on January 26, 2010, 01:09:33 pm
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Title: funny- sayings,quotes,jokes -if you have one post it!
Post by: Gangs on January 26, 2010, 01:54:20 pm
Quote from: Dontasemebro
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I don't get it.
Title: funny- sayings,quotes,jokes -if you have one post it!
Post by: king maguga on January 26, 2010, 02:48:52 pm
ok heres a new quote

         
If harry potter's so magical, why cant he cure his own eye sight and get laid,
a teenage lad shouldn't need a broomstick to cling onto.

                                                                   frankie boyle
Title: funny- sayings,quotes,jokes -if you have one post it!
Post by: Dontasemebro on January 26, 2010, 04:37:40 pm
cuz he's a decent young fellow.

also lol gangs
Title: funny- sayings,quotes,jokes -if you have one post it!
Post by: king maguga on January 26, 2010, 07:09:21 pm
honesty is the best policy.
But insanity is a better defense,
War doesn't determine who's right,
War determines who's left.
   
    So fight on brave cacti! or cactuses!  or cactuarians! or cactuarites! or...... just every day cactus!
     
    ok any of a large family of drought - resistant flowering plants with succulent stems and with leaves
    replaced by scales or prickles. --------if you fall anywhere near to or within that group    FIGHT ON!
Title: funny- sayings,quotes,jokes -if you have one post it!
Post by: king maguga on February 01, 2010, 05:51:35 pm
Contemplate the mangled bodies of your countrymen,and then say,
what should be the reward of such sacrifices?
If ye love wealth better than liberty,
the tranquility of servitude more than the animated contest of freedom,
go from us in peace.
We ask not your counsels or arms.
crouch down and lick the hands wich feed you.
may your chains sit lightly upon you,
and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen!

                               

                                               Samuel Adams