Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Dontasemebro on April 09, 2010, 07:59:34 am
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This list may be short, I'm digging deep.
"I notice you are extremely wet and I happen to be sharing this circumstance" (Sitting on a bench after a log ride)
"I am sitting next to you right now" (Randomly sat next to a cute girl in a park, got her # (def hers cuz she texted me it) but she never answered me.)
"Hi. Come here with me." (Walked up to a girl at a concert who was sharing smiles and stares with me, too bad she lives deep in new jersey. We're keeping in touch)
"Roar I'm a lion." (She said it was the most creative thing she's ever heard for a pickup line, this actually sparked my interest into making this topic and remembering what has worked)
Of course a dozen "Hi." and "hey there's" have gotten responses, but these are the ones that I'm surprised about. Too bad nobody else in RIA gets laid so no1 will ever be able to share such experiences but you can all bask in the glory of my awesomeness if you want.
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I tried using the old 'I have a WRC' line but it didn't work to well.
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I tried using the old 'I have a WRC' line but it didn't work to well.
You fail sooooooo badly...
It ALWAYS works for me...
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"Have you noticed that I'm wearing a suit?" <- My favourite, I might try this again actually
"Hey, have you met Scott?" delivered expertly by a mate who then walked away. (Anyone watch How I Met Your Mother?)
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I dont have to say anything.....
b/c all the girls run from me. lol :P
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Metaphorically speaking if I were a squirrel and you were a tree could I bust a nut in your whole?
Honey you folks must be retarded cuz you something special
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Metaphorically speaking if I were a squirrel and you were a tree could I bust a nut in your whole?
Honey you folks must be retarded cuz you something special
Have those lines worked on you?
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Hehe, squirrel, i knew she liked me!
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Man oh man:
"So did you see the latest WalMart rollbacks?"
"You, yeah you. See that guy? He has a retarded face yes? Make out with me."
&etc.
I don't think I've used a normal pickup line in my life.
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"I like your armband"
Actually, I think my first words to her were "What the fuck are you doing?", but that was from across the bar. She was pouring beer into an ashtray. Naturally I was curious why you would commit such heinous crime.
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Yeah commenting on them doing something silly is an easy in. I don't believe that "Let's make out" is a good approach tho Snowbound.
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<Actually, I think my first words to her were "What the fuck are you doing?", but that was from across the bar. She was pouring beer into an ashtray. Naturally I was curious why you would commit such heinous crime.>
Seeing alcohol spilled or poured intentionally anywhere but the mouth always get this from me--"You know that is a textbook definition of alcohol abuse, don't you?" The resulting laughter is always a foot in the door.
"I actually met someone today with a higher IQ than mine"! That one never works!
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Yeah commenting on them doing something silly is an easy in. I don't believe that "Let's make out" is a good approach tho Snowbound.
Shutup, it worked. Usually I'm not so blunt, only reason it's there.
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This topic sucks.
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This topic sucks.
My cock, all the time.
(beatchya to it leo.)
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I fell off a table at the end of a party and went home with the girl who helped me up. Does that count? It's not so much a line, but a CockPonytic statement.
edit: I always wondered what that filter was.
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What is that? I dont even-
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How about the old classic pick up line? :-[ ... "If I told you -you have a nice body would you hold it against me"? :-*
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This topic sucks.
My cock, all the time.
(beatchya to it leo.)
I'm not really into beating cocks. Especially C-zom's, I hear it's all old and wrinkly.