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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Gangs on May 06, 2010, 11:23:10 am

Title: WHY?
Post by: Gangs on May 06, 2010, 11:23:10 am
Is my toenail crooked?
Really, why?  ???
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: king maguga on May 06, 2010, 11:40:31 am
It's a rebellious rogue toenail that would rather die than conform to tyranical toe protocol! :P
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: Gangs on May 06, 2010, 12:39:43 pm
Just the one reply? The outcome of this topic might just decide the fate of mankind, it deserves more replies.
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: Leo on May 06, 2010, 03:34:22 pm
PULL IT OUT, PULL IT OUT!!!
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: Arsenal 10 on May 06, 2010, 09:32:22 pm
Quote from: Leo on May 06, 2010, 03:34:22 pm
PULL IT OUT, PULL IT OUT!!!
Thats what she said.
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: Leo on May 06, 2010, 09:50:28 pm
That's what you told me last night. How was I supposed to know that my dick was too big for your ass?
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: Ganon5 on May 06, 2010, 11:08:18 pm
It's because you're sexually frustrated
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: Kalon Q on May 07, 2010, 01:49:47 am
Have you been wearing your little sister's shoes?
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: Echorion on May 07, 2010, 02:14:46 am
Is it ingrown?
Myuncle once had to get operated, because his toenail was so freakishly ingrown. But something went wrong - he now only has 9 toes. My mom still makes fun of him because of that ;D
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: Gangs on May 07, 2010, 05:51:42 am
I want to meet your mom sometime.
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: Erwin Schrödinger on May 07, 2010, 08:36:18 am
What kind of crookedness are we talking about? If it robbed a bank and is telling the authorities it was you, it may have a mental disorder. Your toenail could be giving you a cry for help. But if it is just stealing your stuff and eating your food, it may just hate you.
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: Thunder Strike on May 07, 2010, 09:00:53 am
His toe is Mr. Hat.
Title: Re: WHY?
Post by: Leo on May 07, 2010, 03:11:52 pm
Is it attempting a coup de toe?