Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Electric Mango on February 06, 2011, 09:58:19 pm
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:boobs: Captain Planet :boobs:
As your newly elected CP I come before you today to ask not what the RIA can do for me, but what I can do for the RIA.
Got girlfriend problems? Captain Mango is here for you.
Stuck on that algebra problem? Captain Mango is here for you.
Wondering what that weird growth is on the tip of your schlong? Captain Mango is here for you.
Want gay sex? Leo is there for you. For everything else, there's Captain Mango. So go ahead and ask away.
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Where's my kickback for voting for you?
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I am getting worried. My wife, at the start of the playoffs, predicted a Green Bay vs Pittsburgh superbowl. She then picks the Jets upset of New England. And then to top it off, she picked the Pack to win it all. Is she in danger of growing a penis?
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I've got a Spanish project due in the morning. Can you get it done and back to me within the hour?
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I've got a Spanish project due in the morning. Can you get it done and back to me within the hour?
King Death II has a Chilito.
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Well, the hour's almost up and I'm still waiting for this work to be done.
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Well, the hour's almost up and I'm still waiting for this work to be done.
I move to impeach.
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I want sex with another man, but I don't want it to be gay
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I want sex with another man, but I don't want it to be gay
The balls can't touch.
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You have failed me. I had to do that project all by myself and it sucked donkey tits.
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Impeach.
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Where's my kickback for voting for you?
There are no kickbacks for voting for me, only the satisfaction of knowing that you did this alliance AND this planet a huge favor. Stop being so selfish. Now, that's not to say that there's not money to made off of me. Want to earn $15.00 the hard way?
I am getting worried. My wife, at the start of the playoffs, predicted a Green Bay vs Pittsburgh superbowl. She then picks the Jets upset of New England. And then to top it off, she picked the Pack to win it all. Is she in danger of growing a penis?
Yes, and as her husband you have an obligation to suck her off whenever she asks, also make sure to cup her balls. Chicks dig that shiznick. I am also sending you 500 Mango dongs to give to your wife. Instuct her to parlay that on the upcoming NBA games. I will use that to hire strippers to service government members of the RIA.
I want sex with another man, but I don't want it to be gay
Easy, cut your penis and push it inside of you like a vagina. You are now a woman and can have sex with as many men as you want without the fear of being gay. That or have sex with Leo, everyone does that anyway and can't be considered gay sex since he's pretty much the cum dumpster of the RIA.
Impeach.
There is to be no talks of peaches in this thread, or any other fruit besides Mango's for that matter.
You have failed me. I had to do that project all by myself and it sucked donkey tits.
You need to give me more notice that 1 hour Leo. Besides, last night I was in no shape to do anything. I drank myself into a coma after watching the Steelers lose to the Packers. I'm lucky to be alive at this point.
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CHEESE HEADS
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Dammit Mango, some of us would've loved to have been shit-faced, but no,we have stupid commitments.
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Dammit Mango, some of us would've loved to have been shit-faced, but no,we have stupid commitments.
Ahh, the benefits of holding office.
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^Ya know, I'd be holding office too if you dumbasses would vote for me more.
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^Ya know, I'd be holding office too if you dumbasses would vote for me more.
Some people just aren't cut from the right cloth, Leo.
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^Dude, I helped create this alliance into the megapower that it is today. You damn youngins need to start reading up on your history.
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What is book
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I bet I know more about you then you think I know about you. Yeah.
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Got girlfriend problems? Captain Mango is here for you.
Yes. My problem is that I don't have one.
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Yes. My problem is that I don't have one.
I can solve that. Play Minecraft.
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I bet I know more about you then you think I know about you. Yeah.
Prove it.
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I bet I know more about you then you think I know about you. Yeah.
Prove it.
I can't. If I do, you'll know what I know about you.
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Prove it.
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I was going to say you have a shrine to Myrrh in your closet, but that's common knowledge. Let's say you've called my bluff.
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I also have a shrine to Loren, Crunka's mom, and that one fancy guy who once roamed this land with his monocle and interesting way of conversing with the locals.
You have failed me Snowbound, and now you must be punished.
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I didn't know about the one for Crunka's Mom. Why would you have a shrine to that?
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Have you seen her tits!?
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No, I'm pretty sure I get Crunka's Mom along with the "1 year of insanity" award. Good yeah?
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No. She's mine, I created her meme and I will plow her vajayjay.
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No. She's mine, I created her meme and I will plow her vajayjay.
You don't have admin anymore, i'm sorry but rules is rules. We could impeach.
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I copyrighted that bitch, fuck your rules.
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Got girlfriend problems? Captain Mango is here for you.
TS, what up my brotha?! You don't be worrying bout no girlfriends bra, CM here for you man. My limo be coming to pick you up man, me has strippers in da back bra, me has champagne on ice. We's gonna need no girlfriends. What happens with Captain Mango, stays with Captain Mango. In fact, bring the rest of the gov and we'll party at da "grotto" with some fine ass bitches. Leo can come if he wears his "Borat" banana sling and serves us cocktails all night.
Yes. My problem is that I don't have one.
I copyrighted that bitch, fuck your rules.
Dang nabbit Leo, shut your pie hole. This is about Captain Mango time and not about your little bitch fest. Stop trying to take over threads with your shenanigans, straighten up and behave. Now tell me little FAP FAP what can I help you with? :D
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The real question is, what can't you help me with?
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Why havent I nailed my gf yet? :troll:
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Why havent I nailed my gf yet? :troll:
Because you can't fuck your own imagination?
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Why havent I nailed my gf yet? :troll:
Because your Cialis trial ran out?
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Why havent I nailed my gf yet? :troll:
You haven't nailed your girlfriend yet because unlike us, she probably has some sort of moral compass that tells her sex is wrong. We needs to change that. Here's what we do. I'm sending the Captain Planet plane to pick up your girlfriend and bring her back to the IRON embassy. We'll pump her full of ecstasy and tequila....well you don't need to know the rest of the details but trust me, by the time she comes back to you she'll be a full blown nympho. Hey, Captain Mango's got your back.
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The real question is, what can't you help me with?
Like your anus, I'm wide open......wide open to help you with anything you need that is, like stopping your addiction to hard core anal.
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Why havent I nailed my gf yet? :troll:
Because you are asking a bunch of giant fucktards like us for advice.
Remember, nothing says yes like chloroform.
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Jenne's right, chloroform is just as much consent as her saying nothing.