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Title: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Buck Turgidson on March 02, 2011, 11:02:58 am
Where is Reagan when you need him - that man was ahead of his time.  Too bad his son didn't make President, because we could have the makings of Libyan War II. 

It took a father and son team to take out Saddam, so where can we find a Reagan to bomb the shit out of Libya?

Someone ought to remind the Republicans that there is oil there too, and go for a Middle East/North Africa hat trick.
:fortheria:
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Snowbound Milk on March 02, 2011, 11:23:25 am
lololololololololoololololololinflatedwarbudget
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Agent Lemon on March 02, 2011, 01:33:44 pm
Are you drunk?
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Rezin99 on March 02, 2011, 02:00:05 pm
why do you want to bomb libya?
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Cashflow on March 02, 2011, 02:20:29 pm
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Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Rezin99 on March 02, 2011, 02:57:20 pm
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Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Sinister Willow on March 02, 2011, 03:40:08 pm
Or at least invade Libya... again. They'd be like  :holyshit: and we'd be like  :smug:
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Rezin99 on March 02, 2011, 04:10:22 pm
 and his bodyguards would be all :bigz:
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Snowbound Milk on March 02, 2011, 06:32:58 pm
I'm pretty sure invading a country freshly booted from the UN would undermine its purpose.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Cashflow on March 02, 2011, 06:38:45 pm
Nuke the UN
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Rezin99 on March 02, 2011, 06:41:07 pm
Nuke the UN
:kaboom:
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Sinister Willow on March 02, 2011, 08:12:18 pm
Nuke the UN
:kaboom:
Kill it with fire!!!
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Rezin99 on March 02, 2011, 08:47:47 pm
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Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Mr_Cynic on March 02, 2011, 10:17:37 pm
We don't have to bomb Libya.  The Libyans are already bombing Libya.  But seriously, yesterday Italy canceled their "friendship treaty" with Libya.  Few questions here.  One, why the fuck did they have a friendship treaty with Libya?  Two, why did they only decide yesterday that had gotten out of hand?
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 02, 2011, 11:05:33 pm
We don't have to bomb Libya.  The Libyans are already bombing Libya.  But seriously, yesterday Italy canceled their "friendship treaty" with Libya.  Few questions here.  One, why the fuck did they have a friendship treaty with Libya?  Two, why did they only decide yesterday that had gotten out of hand?
because they're italy. remember how their president dude is basically a mobster? they're probably having a conversation over spaghetti and meatballs right now about how libya is getting 'sloppy' and not showing enough respect and how 'that thing' with 'those guys' is bringing down the heat on everyone.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Leo on March 02, 2011, 11:08:57 pm
We don't have to bomb Libya.  The Libyans are already bombing Libya.  But seriously, yesterday Italy canceled their "friendship treaty" with Libya.  Few questions here.  One, why the fuck did they have a friendship treaty with Libya?  Two, why did they only decide yesterday that had gotten out of hand?
because they're italy. remember how their president dude is basically a mobster?
That's not fair! Aren't all Italians mobsters?
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 03, 2011, 12:12:27 am
Do you wanna just have wars with every middle eastern country? Are you fucking stupid? Who gives a fuck about LIBYA?
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 03, 2011, 12:24:53 am
Do you wanna just have wars with every middle eastern country? Are you fucking stupid? Who gives a fuck about LIBYA?
but...
but...
butt....

they hate our freedoms!

/me 's finger quavers over red button
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Cashflow on March 03, 2011, 03:12:41 am
Do you wanna just have wars with every middle eastern country? Are you fucking stupid? Who gives a fuck about LIBYA?

Na just the ones that support terrorism, which pretty much means all of them, except for Israel, I'd just like to invade Israel throw out the palestinians,  secularists and corrupt judaists.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Buck Turgidson on March 03, 2011, 03:22:49 am
Are you aroused by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan?

Hmm...  Margaret...  Parkinson's has some benefits in the sack, I suspect.

It is probably unrealistic to invade Libya, but to test out some of the new fighter bombers out there would be cool - F-22s, Rafales, Typhoons...etc.  And this time try to hit more than just the baby's room. :supaburn:
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: undiscoveredbum on March 03, 2011, 12:31:02 pm
Do you wanna just have wars with every middle eastern country? Are you fucking stupid? Who gives a fuck about LIBYA?

The US would NEVER pass up a chance to bomb some brown people.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Agent Lemon on March 03, 2011, 01:36:50 pm
We don't have to bomb Libya.  The Libyans are already bombing Libya.  But seriously, yesterday Italy canceled their "friendship treaty" with Libya.  Few questions here.  One, why the fuck did they have a friendship treaty with Libya?  Two, why did they only decide yesterday that had gotten out of hand?
because they're italy. remember how their president dude is basically a mobster? they're probably having a conversation over spaghetti and meatballs right now about how libya is getting 'sloppy' and not showing enough respect and how 'that thing' with 'those guys' is bringing down the heat on everyone.
Berlusconi (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkDp-6t-keA#)
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Rezin99 on March 03, 2011, 02:02:38 pm
was that a dude he just humped? :rainbowsheep:
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 03, 2011, 08:19:29 pm
Do you wanna just have wars with every middle eastern country? Are you fucking stupid? Who gives a fuck about LIBYA?

Na just the ones that support terrorism, which pretty much means all of them, except for Israel, I'd just like to invade Israel throw out the palestinians,  secularists and corrupt judaists.
I don't like you. Because you're stupid :awesome:
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: ACEREALZ on March 03, 2011, 08:59:47 pm
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LMAO OMG THE RULIN HATEING ONE IS SO FUNNY IM CRYING BRO X) OMG
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Cashflow on March 03, 2011, 09:50:58 pm
Changed my mind on Libya. The Usa (Obama) needs to stay the fuck out of Libyas civil war, just learned Of Obamas massive Muslim refuge plans and Amnesty for illegal aliens, all setting up for WWIII.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 03, 2011, 09:57:16 pm
Changed my mind on Libya. The Usa (Obama) needs to stay the fuck out of Libyas civil war, just learned Of Obamas massive Muslim refuge plans and Amnesty for illegal aliens, all setting up for WWIII.
wat
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Cashflow on March 03, 2011, 10:13:44 pm
Changed my mind on Libya. The Usa (Obama) needs to stay the fuck out of Libyas civil war, just learned Of Obamas massive Muslim refuge plans and Amnesty for illegal aliens, all setting up for WWIII.
wat

Yep, for the up and coming Roman Catholic Church American Inquisition.  Just like The Spanish Inquisition,Russian  Inquisition, Chinese Inquisition, Vietnamese Inquisition. 
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Snowbound Milk on March 04, 2011, 01:29:39 am
Changed my mind on Libya. The Usa (Obama) needs to stay the fuck out of Libyas civil war, just learned Of Obamas massive Muslim refuge plans and Amnesty for illegal aliens, all setting up for WWIII.
wat

Yep, for the up and coming Roman Catholic Church American Inquisition.  Just like The Spanish Inquisition,Russian  Inquisition, Chinese Inquisition, Vietnamese Inquisition. 
Is that why you spam?
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Cashflow on March 04, 2011, 01:55:10 am
Changed my mind on Libya. The Usa (Obama) needs to stay the fuck out of Libyas civil war, just learned Of Obamas massive Muslim refuge plans and Amnesty for illegal aliens, all setting up for WWIII.
wat

Yep, for the up and coming Roman Catholic Church American Inquisition.  Just like The Spanish Inquisition,Russian  Inquisition, Chinese Inquisition, Vietnamese Inquisition. 
Is that why you spam?

I Spam Cause I care why do U spam?


Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 04, 2011, 02:13:03 am
Changed my mind on Libya. The Usa (Obama) needs to stay the fuck out of Libyas civil war, just learned Of Obamas massive Muslim refuge plans and Amnesty for illegal aliens, all setting up for WWIII.
wat

Yep, for the up and coming Roman Catholic Church American Inquisition.  Just like The Spanish Inquisition,Russian  Inquisition, Chinese Inquisition, Vietnamese Inquisition. 
Is that why you spam?

I Spam Cause I care why do U spam?



leave
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Cashflow on March 04, 2011, 10:45:11 am
Changed my mind on Libya. The Usa (Obama) needs to stay the fuck out of Libyas civil war, just learned Of Obamas massive Muslim refuge plans and Amnesty for illegal aliens, all setting up for WWIII.
wat

Yep, for the up and coming Roman Catholic Church American Inquisition.  Just like The Spanish Inquisition,Russian  Inquisition, Chinese Inquisition, Vietnamese Inquisition. 
Is that why you spam?
burritosburritos
I Spam Cause I care why do U spam?



burritos

you spam for burritos
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Leo on March 04, 2011, 02:50:37 pm
I for one welcome our new spam burrito food services.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Sinister Willow on March 04, 2011, 09:03:17 pm
Burritos are amazing. Nuff said.  :smug:
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 04, 2011, 09:31:00 pm
I for one welcome our new spam burrito food services.
now with more than 30% beef!
and less than 70% sand!
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Buck Turgidson on March 05, 2011, 01:28:57 am
umm.  Maybe we couls compromise here, and bomb Libya with burritos. 

Or send them the recipe - they probably have enough meat lying around these days.

Seriously I disgust myself.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Sinister Willow on March 05, 2011, 08:20:57 am
umm.  Maybe we couls compromise here, and bomb Libya with burritos. 

Or send them the recipe - they probably have enough meat lying around these days.

Seriously I disgust myself.
But your not wrong, at least this way they won't have to go through the trouble of burying them all  :evil:
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 05, 2011, 06:14:03 pm
leave
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Cashflow on March 05, 2011, 06:25:45 pm
leave

some of those burritos for me
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 05, 2011, 06:26:21 pm
leave
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Rezin99 on March 05, 2011, 07:35:36 pm
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Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Cashflow on March 06, 2011, 02:07:17 am
leave

some of those burritos for me

leave

some of those burritos for me

leave
leave
leave


some of those burritos for me
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 06, 2011, 08:43:35 pm
leave

some of those burritos for me

leave

some of those burritos for me

leave
leave
leave


some of those burritos for me
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Snowbound Milk on March 06, 2011, 11:49:23 pm
...
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 06, 2011, 11:54:27 pm
...
Wait what is this topic about again?
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Cashflow on March 07, 2011, 01:20:26 am
Genocide?
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Buck Turgidson on March 07, 2011, 04:48:20 am
Here is a summary:
- Bombing Libya due to the unacceptable [INSERT PRETEXT HERE]. 
- Rulin' & Hatin'. 
- Testing out new hardware to hit more than just the baby's room.
- Making fresh Libyan burritos.
- Corpse disposal.
- and a penis sandwich (which I can only assume is connected to the abopve 2 points).

I think there was also something about my hot affair with writhing Margaret Thatcher (damn her brittle bones).
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 07, 2011, 07:10:26 pm
tacos
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Sinister Willow on March 08, 2011, 08:21:00 am
chelupa, need I say more?
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 08, 2011, 08:54:48 pm
*chalupa
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Sinister Willow on March 09, 2011, 08:46:04 am
damn it, I hate typos.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Snowbound Milk on March 09, 2011, 11:58:39 am
*chalupa
One of the four(him and two others were related) black kids in my school had the last name chalupa. Damn brits.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Rezin99 on March 09, 2011, 12:21:57 pm
there was a set of black twins in my school from a foreign country. the teacher got in trouble because he kept calling them orange jello and lemon jello. The names were pronounced Or ahn juh lo and lem ahn juh lo.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Cashflow on March 09, 2011, 01:22:09 pm
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Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Agent Lemon on March 09, 2011, 04:21:36 pm
I had 4 asians and no black people in my school.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Buck Turgidson on March 10, 2011, 11:46:46 am
Sseriously, I think we are going to bomb them!  This is awesome.  I am a fucking prophet.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Cashflow on March 10, 2011, 12:57:09 pm
Sseriously, I think we are going to bomb them!  This is awesome.  I am a fucking prophet.

Why would you bomb a country, that's having a cival war and is currently no threat to the United States?
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Buck Turgidson on March 10, 2011, 02:34:27 pm
Why not?
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Cashflow on March 10, 2011, 02:55:59 pm
Why not?

To not help Obama's Muslim terrorist buddies gain control over Libya.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Buck Turgidson on March 10, 2011, 03:08:12 pm
We could always bomb them too.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Cashflow on March 10, 2011, 05:19:32 pm
sounds like a good plan to me
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Snowbound Milk on March 10, 2011, 05:35:24 pm
Quote from: Re: Time to bomb Libya
sounds like a good plan to me
Topic starts anew
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 10, 2011, 10:51:50 pm
there was a set of black twins in my school from a foreign country. the teacher got in trouble because he kept calling them orange jello and lemon jello. The names were pronounced Or ahn juh lo and lem ahn juh lo.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 11, 2011, 08:51:44 pm
there was a set of black twins in my school from a foreign country. the teacher got in trouble because he kept calling them orange jello and lemon jello. The names were pronounced Or ahn juh lo and lem ahn juh lo.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 11, 2011, 08:51:51 pm
there was a set of black twins in my school from a foreign country. the teacher got in trouble because he kept calling them orange jello and lemon jello. The names were pronounced Or ahn juh lo and lem ahn juh lo.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 11, 2011, 08:51:58 pm
there was a set of black twins in my school from a foreign country. the teacher got in trouble because he kept calling them orange jello and lemon jello. The names were pronounced Or ahn juh lo and lem ahn juh lo.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 11, 2011, 08:52:04 pm
there was a set of black twins in my school from a foreign country. the teacher got in trouble because he kept calling them orange jello and lemon jello. The names were pronounced Or ahn juh lo and lem ahn juh lo.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 11, 2011, 08:52:09 pm
there was a set of black twins in my school from a foreign country. the teacher got in trouble because he kept calling them orange jello and lemon jello. The names were pronounced Or ahn juh lo and lem ahn juh lo.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 11, 2011, 08:52:14 pm
there was a set of black twins in my school from a foreign country. the teacher got in trouble because he kept calling them orange jello and lemon jello. The names were pronounced Or ahn juh lo and lem ahn juh lo.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 11, 2011, 08:52:18 pm
there was a set of black twins in my school from a foreign country. the teacher got in trouble because he kept calling them orange jello and lemon jello. The names were pronounced Or ahn juh lo and lem ahn juh lo.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 11, 2011, 08:52:24 pm
moth
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 11, 2011, 08:52:29 pm
moth
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 11, 2011, 08:52:34 pm
moth
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 11, 2011, 08:52:39 pm
moth
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 11, 2011, 08:52:44 pm
moth
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 11, 2011, 08:52:51 pm
flask
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 11, 2011, 08:52:57 pm
llamavore
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 12, 2011, 02:03:32 pm
KK you've had enough punch, let the other kids have some now.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 12, 2011, 09:27:22 pm
NO
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 13, 2011, 01:49:07 am
don't make me call your mother.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Buck Turgidson on March 13, 2011, 05:45:02 am
She's right next to me if you want to talk to her.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on March 13, 2011, 01:42:27 pm
She's right next to me if you want to talk to her.
Clever
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Rezin99 on March 13, 2011, 02:09:46 pm
is she hot?  :boobs:
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Buck Turgidson on March 13, 2011, 04:31:40 pm
Not anymore.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Rezin99 on March 13, 2011, 06:15:49 pm
 :lies:
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Buck Turgidson on March 18, 2011, 08:18:43 am
News Item: "  RAF Tornado and Typhoon fighters will start heading to the Mediterranean to join international operations to protect the Libyan people from Colonel Muammar Gaddafi's forces, David Cameron has said. "

Ok, let's see how the new hardware performs.  Unfortunately, the Libyans are backing down, and called a ceasefire.

That said, I firmly predict that they will continue their assault on Benghazi, and this will result in cruise missile launches and bombing runs.  The Libyans are smart enough to turn their radars off and not shoot at UN aircraft, but who owns the media owns the truth.  Who says we were not shot at?  We had to attack those sites in compliance with the UN resolution...

Why must this path be taken, despite the religious fruitcakes in Benghazi?  To divide and rule Libya's oil supply, and stave off the inevitable disorder when Ghadafi kicks the can soon anyway.

It is a great opportunity to test out the F-22, and Rafale, but I think the Tornado will steal the show because it will do the sand moving...
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Bluestrike on March 25, 2011, 02:17:08 am
Palestine has a right to be pissed at Israel.

*World War Two Ends*

UK: We have a lot of crazy jews who barely survived.
France: I don't want them!
Russia: We'll kill them for you!
United States: Can't we just put them somewhere? We put the Japanese in Utah!

UK: GOT IT! We will just give them their ancient land of Canaan back! All we have to do is kick out the people that had been living their for millenia. It will work out fine, as I'm sure all the neighboring Arab countries will accept these new immigrants with open arms.
United States: Great Idea!

WRONG.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Cashflow on March 25, 2011, 07:19:51 am
This is why Barack Obama is bombing Libya.

Gaddafi removed all his money held in Swiss banks and asked the United Nations to vote to abolish Switzerland as a sovereign nation.

Gaddafi wants Palestine and Israel to merge into 1 state.
Title: Re: Time to bomb Libya
Post by: Buck Turgidson on March 28, 2011, 03:49:50 am
We should bomb Palestine and Israel too.  They are basically the same - neither side wants to give an inch, and each wants to be in control of the "Disney Land for the Religious" franchise. 

Remember that the land was originally Jewish, only if you follow the oldest historical text in the world, the Bible.  So, the Palestinians of today are paying the price for their ancestors' aggression, just as the Jews of tomorrow will pay for what is going on today.

Easy solution - nuke Jerusalem and laugh.  Shoot anyone who opposes the idea.  Let anyone who wants to leave, leave.  If only Solomon had a nuke...