Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on March 28, 2011, 09:31:25 am
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Challenge to debate any subject.
Format as follows:
As the noobier of the 2, Grilledslug will spaek first.
Then C-Zom.
Then 1 rebuttal from me, and one from C-Zom.
Then open the floor to commentary and analysis.
I would consider it an honour if C-Zom would accept this challenge, but he doesn't have to if he is a coward.
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Prepare to be defeated in a blazing shitstorm of goats and facts. Accepted!
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Hmmm... which one is C-zom?
Also, you guys should debate about ponies.
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The guy on the right is C-Zom, just look at his face, you know what he's thinking- Pasty-ass white boy touching up his ripped brothas.
Slugs all like, LETS JUST GET ALONG GUYS
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This sounds like it will be interesting.
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This sounds like I'm gonna be trolling like hell.
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This sounds like I'm gonna be trolling like hell.
Like God lit fire to your balls, man.
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This sounds like I'm gonna be trolling like hell.
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Groovy. Now what is the topic? Anything will do, but of course the more insane the better.
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"Why I enjoy sucking on Leo's cock for hours"
Get to it.
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As the noobier of the 2, Grilledslug will spaek first.
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Hmm. We seem to have fallen off the rails. I believe someone mentioned ponies. Do Llamas count as a kind of ponies?
I only ask because the question that burns in my mind is whether Llamavore has ever actually eaten a Llama. And if so, which part did he start with?
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not the butt
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The topic is "How would you most effectively go about retrieving Snowbound Milk, armed with only a shovel, if the aforementioned Snowbound Milk were to become ensnared in a lobster pot off San Diego."
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The topic is "How would you most effectively go about retrieving Snowbound Milk, armed with only a shovel, if the aforementioned Snowbound Milk were to become ensnared in a lobster pot off San Diego."
The debate subject has to be stated as follows:
"Be it resolved that..." This way there can be a pro- and con-. By default I will be pro-, as I go first.
How would you rephrase it?
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If you need to ask then you've already lost.
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Not all issues are black and white, and as such, you must be willing to both go into the grey and validate your position if you expect to be elected whatever the hell this is.
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Not all issues are black and white, and as such, you must be willing to both go into the grey and validate your position if you expect to be elected whatever the hell this is.
What about issues between blacks and whites? I'm pretty sure those problems are just black or white.
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Suppose the issue is mixed?
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Grey areas would reveal themselves through the debate. This isn't en essay writing contest, but a war in words, where strategy and tactics are arguments, and objectives can be taken, gagged, and raped until dead by the mighty pen.
Perhaps the question is [blink]whether[/blink] I would bother at all to retieve the likes of Snowbound Milk, were he to be ensnared in a lobster pot in San Diego, and I were armed only with a shovel. In this regard I am most emphatically pro-retrieval.
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C-Zom is this Ok with you as a subject, or can you propose something else?
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Suppose the issue is mixed?
I prefer to keep my blacks and whites separate. Helps avoid messing up my clothes.
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How do you feel about Oreos?
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why don't you guys debate obama's new war
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The subject of debate is fine. I'll be putting on my monk outfit in preparation.
Edit: Done
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the butt
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""Be it resolved that Grilledslug would retrieve the likes of Snowbound Milk, were he to be ensnared in a lobster pot in San Diego, and Grilledslug were armed only with a shovel.""
Without hesitation, I would retieve Snowbound Milk, but to convince you all, you must understand why I value him enough to take the trouble to free him from that infernal lobster pot.
First it is a matter of charity. The poor boy is from British Columbia, and therefore deserves a measure of pity. But to make matters worse, he appears to be autistic: his only real contribution in RIA posts appears to be making the majority of posts in the Count to 10,000, and an awful lot of old posters of 1930's fairs and olympic events. To support this contention, I draw you to the fact that he has posted his real name on the boards (Jeffrey Thompson) - if he is not autistic, then he is most certainly some kind of retard. Which particular kind of retard? The kind who goes to San Diego, ensnares himself in a lobster pot, and has only me and my shovel to beckon for his liberty. So you see, it is a matter of charity, and I would humbly take the task in hand.
Second, he has no business getting himself ensnared in a lobster pot off San Diego. That pot was built for a purpose, and the local economy, nay, all of society, depends on that pot performing its function as designed. Cooks, waiters, restaurant owners, and patrons of the local cuisine depend on that hardware, sans-ensnared-Snowbound Milk. Therefore, it is my duty - everyone's duty - to keep the tard out of the pot, lest the economy suffer.
Finally, I would use any and all tools at my disposal, but to face this dilema armed only with a shovel is quite fortuitous for 2 reasons: 1) Removing him from the pot with a shovel would certainly be painful, which in my experience is the only way to get an idiot to remember something, and 2) if he did not survive the procedure, I could end my charitable work with a free burial on the spot.
In conclusion, I would most definitely retrieve the likes of Snowbound Milk, were he to be ensnared in a lobster pot in San Diego, and I were armed only with a shovel. It is important to do what we can for those less fortunate than us, to ensure at the same time that they do not unduly disturb the greater society, and to do so with whatever tools we have in hand. Especially retards.
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Fuck I hate lobster pots.
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blahblahblahblah
tldr.
czom wins.
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Fuck I hate lobster pots.
Poor Snowbound Milk, still flayling around like that. C-Zom?