Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on April 04, 2011, 04:58:26 am
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This is a problem I will need to attend to in short order.
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Did you try to put out the fire?
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Somehow I feel Leo is responsible.
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I told him those STDs were gonna hurt, he knew what the consequences were going to be.
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Did you tell him about the blood and puss filled discharge?
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I thought it'd make for a nice surprise instead.
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I didn't know I could catch an STD from your mouth.
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I didn't know I could catch an STD from your mouth.
You're lucky you didn't get pregnant from his mouth.
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I didn't know I could catch an STD from your mouth.
You're lucky you didn't get pregnant from his mouth.
He's lucky he didn't get raped by my mouth.
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Slug, have you been listening to too much Kings of Leon recently?
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Slug, have you been listening to too much Kings of Leon recently?
No. I am into the Queens of Castille at the moment.
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Slug, have you been listening to too much Kings of Leon recently?
God do I hate that annoying song.
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I got what was going on right up to the song part. What are you talking about? Kings of Leon is that crappy country band, right? Are people letting them make noise still?
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I am not into Kings of Leon - all I know is that they are a band. The Queens of Castille crack was a sophisticated joke - maybe you will get it when you gradjiate...
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And my penis is still on fire. I think I will have to put it out soon. Not sure how.
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And my penis is still on fire. I think I will have to put it out soon. Not sure how.
Man, its been on fire a long time.... you sure its still there and the fire hasn't just spread?
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It makes a pretty big log.
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Kings of Leon are a rock band
I got what was going on right up to the song part. What are you talking about? Kings of Leon is that crappy country band, right? Are people letting them make noise still?
No, Kings of Leon are a rock band. The aforementioned song is "Sex on Fire".
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Kings of Leon are a rock bandI got what was going on right up to the song part. What are you talking about? Kings of Leon is that crappy country band, right? Are people letting them make noise still?
No, Kings of Leon are a rock band. The aforementioned song is "Sex on Fire".
I am having a hard time reading your post due to all the smoke.
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try putting it in a bucket of ice. :v
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try putting it in a bucket of ice. :v
You mean the post?
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I'm still just convinced you're blueballed. Go rub one out, Slug, we don't judge. Also, listen to this while you do it:
Kings Of Leon - Use Somebody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnhXHvRoUd0#ws)
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I'm still just convinced you're blueballed. Go rub one out, Slug, we don't judge. Also, listen to this while you do it:
Kings Of Leon - Use Somebody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnhXHvRoUd0#ws)
I think that's where the problem started. The song I mean.
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Have you tried punching the fire out? That's what Chuck Norris would do.
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MANGO! Where have you been!?
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fucking a leo stop dipping your penis in gasoline...
also high guys I'm back WAAAA !!
in before who the fuck are you
gtfo
show tits
you realibility is as(insert comparison) as my (object) you( insult) (fecal object)
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But the gasoline makes me feel like a pimpin' Saudi Arabian prince who dips his gasoline covered schlong in burka girls.
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All my pants are now crotchless chaps. I hope it becomes an accepted style. Or I find a way to put this fire out.
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Where have I been?! Try prison for starters. Yeah, I shanked a foo over some a game of dice that we were wagering kilos of coke on. Oh yeah and it happened on my yacht and I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been one of the strippers on the boat. Girl was mad at me cuz u told her it was over between us. Shorty tripped and called the po-po.
So yeah, um out now. I've been sleeping with the judge and she let me go on a technicality.
Penis on fire man, have you considered have consexual sex with a penguin?
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I have not. Good luck getting your stripper back to work.
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Where have I been?! Try prison for starters. Yeah, I shanked a foo over some a game of dice that we were wagering kilos of coke on. Oh yeah and it happened on my yacht and I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been one of the strippers on the boat. Girl was mad at me cuz u told her it was over between us. Shorty tripped and called the po-po.
So yeah, um out now. I've been sleeping with the judge and she let me go on a technicality.
Penis on fire man, have you considered have consexual sex with a penguin?
I thought I replied to this but I guess I didn't?
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my penis is on water
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Jesus penis.
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my penis is on water
Penis on the water, a fire in the sky~
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My laptop overheats easily. I need a better cooling solution. Or some fire retardant.
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Keep it on a hard surface, elevate it to improve airflow, and if you can, pick up one of those little laptop stands with USB powered fans in them. You can also try taking it apart and running some canned air through to clear out any dust, making the current cooling mechanisms more efficient.
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Keep it on a hard surface, elevate it to improve airflow, and if you can, pick up one of those little laptop stands with USB powered fans in them. You can also try taking it apart and running some canned air through to clear out any dust, making the current cooling mechanisms more efficient.
I have it on a hard surface. But the surface is on fire. Not a lot of dust, but a fair amount of ash.
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My penis walks
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I like to picture my penis wearing a tuxedo t-shirt cause my penis also likes to party.
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My penis is attached to my body
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My penis is IN your body.
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That's where it belongs
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My penis is combustible.
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Probably too much friction, use some lube.
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My penis is wooden
hehe
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I need to ash my penis.