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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on April 04, 2011, 04:58:26 am

Title: My penis is on fire
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 04, 2011, 04:58:26 am
This is a problem I will need to attend to in short order.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Arsenal 10 on April 04, 2011, 05:43:53 am
Did you try to put out the fire?
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Post by: Electric Mango on April 04, 2011, 10:24:17 am
Somehow I feel Leo is responsible.
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Post by: Leo on April 04, 2011, 01:30:21 pm
I told him those STDs were gonna hurt, he knew what the consequences were going to be.
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Post by: Electric Mango on April 04, 2011, 01:53:59 pm
Did you tell him about the blood and puss filled discharge?
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Post by: Leo on April 04, 2011, 04:20:22 pm
I thought it'd make for a nice surprise instead.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 05, 2011, 03:02:40 am
I didn't know I could catch an STD from your mouth.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Thunder Strike on April 05, 2011, 03:44:53 am
I didn't know I could catch an STD from your mouth.

You're lucky you didn't get pregnant from his mouth.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Leo on April 05, 2011, 03:36:11 pm
I didn't know I could catch an STD from your mouth.

You're lucky you didn't get pregnant from his mouth.
He's lucky he didn't get raped by my mouth.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Bionic Redhead on April 06, 2011, 02:22:54 am
Slug, have you been listening to too much Kings of Leon recently?
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 06, 2011, 03:56:36 am
Slug, have you been listening to too much Kings of Leon recently?

No.  I am into the Queens of Castille at the moment.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Locke on April 08, 2011, 12:13:26 am
Slug, have you been listening to too much Kings of Leon recently?
God do I hate that annoying song.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Zessa on April 08, 2011, 01:08:36 am
I got what was going on right up to the song part.  What are you talking about?  Kings of Leon is that crappy country band, right?  Are people letting them make noise still?
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 08, 2011, 02:48:10 am
I am not into Kings of Leon - all I know is that they are a band.  The Queens of Castille crack was a sophisticated joke - maybe you will get it when you gradjiate...
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 08, 2011, 03:33:56 am
And my penis is still on fire.  I think I will have to put it out soon.  Not sure how.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Akurol on April 08, 2011, 11:31:10 am
And my penis is still on fire.  I think I will have to put it out soon.  Not sure how.

Man, its been on fire a long time.... you sure its still there and the fire hasn't just spread?
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 09, 2011, 02:32:40 am
It makes a pretty big log.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Rorick on April 09, 2011, 07:28:58 pm
Kings of Leon are a rock band
I got what was going on right up to the song part.  What are you talking about?  Kings of Leon is that crappy country band, right?  Are people letting them make noise still?
No, Kings of Leon are a rock band. The aforementioned song is "Sex on Fire".
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 10, 2011, 02:09:59 am
Kings of Leon are a rock band
I got what was going on right up to the song part.  What are you talking about?  Kings of Leon is that crappy country band, right?  Are people letting them make noise still?
No, Kings of Leon are a rock band. The aforementioned song is "Sex on Fire".

I am having a hard time reading your post due to all the smoke.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Sinister Willow on April 10, 2011, 10:40:38 pm
try putting it in a bucket of ice.  :v
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 11, 2011, 03:15:43 am
try putting it in a bucket of ice.  :v

You mean the post?
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Snowbound Milk on April 11, 2011, 12:39:30 pm
I'm still just convinced you're blueballed. Go rub one out, Slug, we don't judge. Also, listen to this while you do it:

Kings Of Leon - Use Somebody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnhXHvRoUd0#ws)
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 13, 2011, 03:16:26 am
I'm still just convinced you're blueballed. Go rub one out, Slug, we don't judge. Also, listen to this while you do it:

Kings Of Leon - Use Somebody (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnhXHvRoUd0#ws)

I think that's where the problem started.  The song I mean.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Electric Mango on April 21, 2011, 12:46:59 am
Have you tried punching the fire out?  That's what Chuck Norris would do.
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Post by: Leo on April 21, 2011, 01:10:41 am
MANGO! Where have you been!?
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Post by: sircrimson on April 21, 2011, 02:10:10 am
fucking a  leo stop dipping your penis in gasoline...

also high guys I'm back WAAAA !!

in before who the fuck are you

gtfo

show tits
you realibility is as(insert comparison) as my (object) you( insult) (fecal object)
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Leo on April 21, 2011, 02:21:39 am
But the gasoline makes me feel like a pimpin' Saudi Arabian prince who dips his gasoline covered schlong in burka girls.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 21, 2011, 03:03:21 pm
All my pants are now crotchless chaps.  I hope it becomes an accepted style.  Or I find a way to put this fire out.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Electric Mango on April 21, 2011, 08:44:53 pm
Where have I been?!  Try prison for starters.  Yeah, I shanked a foo over some a game of dice that we were wagering kilos of coke on. Oh yeah and it happened on my yacht and I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been one of the strippers on the boat. Girl was mad at me cuz u told her it was over between us. Shorty tripped and called the po-po.

So yeah, um out now. I've been sleeping with the judge and she let me go on a technicality.


Penis on fire man, have you considered have consexual sex with a penguin?
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 23, 2011, 07:23:10 am
I have not.  Good luck getting your stripper back to work.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Leo on April 23, 2011, 04:20:02 pm
Where have I been?!  Try prison for starters.  Yeah, I shanked a foo over some a game of dice that we were wagering kilos of coke on. Oh yeah and it happened on my yacht and I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been one of the strippers on the boat. Girl was mad at me cuz u told her it was over between us. Shorty tripped and called the po-po.

So yeah, um out now. I've been sleeping with the judge and she let me go on a technicality.


Penis on fire man, have you considered have consexual sex with a penguin?
I thought I replied to this but I guess I didn't?
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Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on April 23, 2011, 04:47:04 pm
my penis is on water
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Post by: Leo on April 23, 2011, 05:33:42 pm
Jesus penis.
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Post by: Locke on April 23, 2011, 05:51:56 pm
my penis is on water
Penis on the water, a fire in the sky~
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 24, 2011, 02:07:33 am
My laptop overheats easily.  I need a better cooling solution.  Or some fire retardant.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Locke on April 24, 2011, 05:28:25 am
Keep it on a hard surface, elevate it to improve airflow, and if you can, pick up one of those little laptop stands with USB powered fans in them. You can also try taking it apart and running some canned air through to clear out any dust, making the current cooling mechanisms more efficient.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 25, 2011, 07:57:00 am
Keep it on a hard surface, elevate it to improve airflow, and if you can, pick up one of those little laptop stands with USB powered fans in them. You can also try taking it apart and running some canned air through to clear out any dust, making the current cooling mechanisms more efficient.
I have it on a hard surface.  But the surface is on fire.  Not a lot of dust, but a fair amount of ash.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on April 25, 2011, 11:25:04 pm
My penis walks
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Post by: Electric Mango on April 26, 2011, 10:41:45 am
I like to picture my penis wearing a tuxedo t-shirt cause my penis also likes to party.
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Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on April 26, 2011, 01:59:08 pm
My penis is attached to my body
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Electric Mango on April 26, 2011, 03:05:13 pm
My penis is IN your body.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on April 26, 2011, 09:04:45 pm
That's where it belongs
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 29, 2011, 05:02:50 am
My penis is combustible.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Electric Mango on April 29, 2011, 08:06:36 am
Probably too much friction, use some lube.
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on April 29, 2011, 04:15:28 pm
My penis is wooden

hehe
Title: Re: My penis is on fire
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 02, 2011, 06:20:52 am
I need to ash my penis.