Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V

Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on April 08, 2011, 03:31:56 am

Title: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 08, 2011, 03:31:56 am
I can't tell you what I know because they are watching.  All I can say is that the best lie sticks closest to the truth.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Thunder Strike on April 08, 2011, 04:47:45 am
Well if they are watching they probably say you write this. So I am just going to assume that by now they have killed you.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 08, 2011, 06:48:12 am
Yes indeed - they just killed me.  Now they don't have to watch me any longer.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Electric Mango on April 08, 2011, 07:50:31 am
According to the terms of use your nation must now be deleted or I will contact Admin. I am not joking.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 08, 2011, 08:05:35 am
Hmm.   Well, reports of my death were exagerrated.  I will have to slip my tormentors another way, but certainly not at the cost of the greatest nation on CN.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Akurol on April 08, 2011, 11:34:38 am
Make what you know into a coded message.  We shall figure out what you said, no matter how outlandish.  Then, you wouldn't have told us, it would be a giant debate.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Electric Mango on April 08, 2011, 05:17:43 pm
you need to talk using only forum filters. 
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 11, 2011, 04:03:53 am
The squash and potato producers are at odds with their respective bearers.  Dan Quayle will turn out to be right about the spelling if they have their fish.  But the fish would never spell Quayle that way, lest Llamavore's house be put at risk.  The alliance of bearers can only lead to an alliance of producers, and eventually a consolidation of oreos.  Which part of the oreo would you want to be?  The cookie, the cream, the packaging, the shelf, the truck, the factory, or the raw material (horse shit and monkey pelts).  What did Catalline do to deserve his fate?  Was it his hands that were nailed to the rostrum?  Did they ask him to choose the manner of his death?  Would he have answered 'old age'?  No.  The Moose has a panache that hinders him in his environment, and can only see the truth of it when peering into his own butthole.  Milkbound Snow knows how this feels, but does Snowbound Milk?
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Snowbound Milk on April 11, 2011, 12:32:21 pm
...Oh fuck.

I have to leave the internet, for a long time.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Akurol on April 13, 2011, 10:56:26 pm
...Oh fuck.

I have to burritos the internet, for a long time.

^ That
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 17, 2011, 02:38:46 pm
...Oh fuck.

I have to burritos the internet, for a long time.

^ That
And I wish you a penis.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on April 18, 2011, 04:22:25 pm
wat
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 19, 2011, 02:57:07 am
Sorry - I mean happiness.  I must be a Quebecker.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on April 19, 2011, 12:29:48 pm
wat
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 19, 2011, 02:09:10 pm
wat
Koorosheh Kabir is one of them.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on April 19, 2011, 06:34:02 pm
wat
Koorosheh Kabir is one of them.
wat. never.  :ninja:
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 20, 2011, 10:04:18 am
wat
Koorosheh Kabir is one of them.
wat. never.  :ninja:
How can I trust you?  Fish vaccuum?
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on April 20, 2011, 03:53:05 pm
wat
Koorosheh Kabir is one of them.
wat. never.  :ninja:
How can I trust you?  sea kitten vaccuum?
burritos the drunkness in the fish by the tricks in the pop
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 02, 2011, 06:45:09 am
Very well then - here goes:
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Koorosheh Kabir on May 02, 2011, 06:11:37 pm
....
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Rorick on May 02, 2011, 06:18:44 pm
The chimps have eaten the green waffles at the fire gate.
Title: Re: Conspiracy theory
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 03, 2011, 02:33:03 am
The chimps have eaten the green waffles at the fire gate.

There you have it.  Personally, I did not know it was so Ishtar.  I can only hope the waffles were dark green.