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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Locke on April 13, 2011, 03:05:21 am

Title: The forums are back
Post by: Locke on April 13, 2011, 03:05:21 am

And an important part of a balanced breakfast.
:love:

Title: Re: The forums are back
Post by: Thunder Strike on April 13, 2011, 03:27:34 am

Sex with cactuars are an important part of a balance breakfast?

Sure, I guess.

Title: Re: The forums are back
Post by: Electric Mango on April 13, 2011, 08:35:12 am

My spam bowels were getting pretty constipated.

Title: Re: The forums are back
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 14, 2011, 04:35:56 am

God I would love to fuck a cactus.

Title: Re: The forums are back
Post by: Locke on April 15, 2011, 04:01:06 am

Quote from: Thunder Strike on April 13, 2011, 03:27:34 am

Sex with cactuars are an important part of a balance breakfast?

Sure, I guess.

Absolutely.

Quote from: Milkbound Snow on April 13, 2011, 08:35:12 am

My spam bowels were getting pretty constipated.

I know that feeling.

Quote from: GrilledSlug on April 14, 2011, 04:35:56 am

God I would love to fuck a cactus.

What's stopping you?

Title: Re: The forums are back
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 15, 2011, 06:01:27 am

Quote from: Locke on April 15, 2011, 04:01:06 am

Quote from: Thunder Strike on April 13, 2011, 03:27:34 am

Sex with cactuars are an important part of a balance breakfast?

Sure, I guess.

Absolutely.

Quote from: Milkbound Snow on April 13, 2011, 08:35:12 am

My spam bowels were getting pretty constipated.

I know that feeling.

Quote from: GrilledSlug on April 14, 2011, 04:35:56 am

God I would love to fuck a cactus.

What's stopping you?

My penis is still on fire.

Title: Re: The forums are back
Post by: Locke on April 15, 2011, 06:19:41 am

Would the cactus mind?

Title: Re: The forums are back
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 15, 2011, 06:29:06 am

Depends on the cactus.  Do you know any easy ones?

Title: Re: The forums are back
Post by: Locke on April 20, 2011, 07:26:58 pm

Quote from: GrilledSlug on April 15, 2011, 06:29:06 am

Depends on the cactus.  Do you know any easy ones?

Easy after a bottle or two of vodka. Yes, bottle; cacti hold their alcohol surprisingly well.

Title: Re: The forums are back
Post by: Buck Turgidson on April 21, 2011, 03:04:40 pm

Quote from: Locke on April 20, 2011, 07:26:58 pm

Quote from: GrilledSlug on April 15, 2011, 06:29:06 am

Depends on the cactus.  Do you know any easy ones?

Easy after a bottle or two of vodka. Yes, bottle; cacti hold their alcohol surprisingly well.

They can be downright prickly without the vodka.