Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on April 14, 2011, 04:44:40 am
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I have waited long for a rating from C-Zom, to no avail. I have even challenged him to debate, but he does not show.
So I offer an alternative to the C-Zom rating - a personalized, and clever insult. I don't intend to just go around calling everyone a fag or an idiot, or any of the 2 combinations of those words. I mean something personal and hurtful - I want to make you cry home to mommy and tell her that Grilledslug is mean.
Feel free to request your insult here, and I would appreciate being insulted by you as a way of initiating the transaction. Satisfaction guaranteed.
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I wish czom were here :/
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So do I, fag.
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So do I, fag.
Clever...
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So do I, fag.
Clever...
Clever enough to have a penis when I die.
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Come at me bro!
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^That man's my lover.
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With Leo around, there is no need to nail Milkbound Snow. He does it for me.
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insult
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With Leo around, there is no need to nail Milkbound Snow. He does it for me.
That's really the best you could come up with?
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You sir are no CZOM. I am locking this thread.
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It's still not locked...
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You can still post here because I granted you mod access. Don't abuse it.
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this topic sucks.
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You can still post here because I granted you mod access. Don't abuse it.
Imma abuse you...
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You can still post here because I granted you mod access. Don't abuse it.
You didn't grant me mod access. I've had mod access since before you ever arrived to the RIA.
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That he did...
Lol at nubbites...
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Gangs, I've been here before you got here and I'll still be here long after you leave. In fact you'll be leaving sooner than you think as soon as I get around to banning your ass.
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AhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I love you too mango...
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farce
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Gangs, I've been here before you got here and I'll still be here long after you burritos. In fact you'll be burritos sooner than you think as soon as I get around to banning your ass.
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Right here - a double shot at Leo and Milkbound Snow (AKA Electric Mango AKA others).
First of all I love your bitches, Mango - I have said before that I would screw them all. Including Leo.
But as far as I can tell, Leo and Milkbound Snow are both the same person, so when one of them talks about fucking the other in the ass, it is really masturbation. Whenever Leobound Mango Milk approaches his "girlfriend", she deflates unexpectedly in a sign of unmistakable rejection. Feeling somewhat bummed, he logs on to RIA, twice, and converses with himself about the shape and general attractiveness of his own ass, finds a mirror, and gives himself a facial. Also, he is a lesbian.
OK, I can't say that was particularly clever, but it could have been lamer.
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I'm an Indian...even i can do better than that...I have actually...
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I'm an Indian...even i can do better than that...I have actually...
No you can't, you pusilanimous, subcontinental, counter-colonialist. Besides, you are a north Indian - don't drag your whole kind down by trying to aspire to a better category.
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Well I must say, your pathetic attempts at being eggheaded are quite amusing. Your braggadocios leeching and ineffectual phraseology are almost endearing...almost, like a skunk is endearing to one who's completely ignorant of its existence until they are made intimate to its abominably nauseating fetor...which i'm sure is an aphrodisiac for someone of your...debilitation...
EDIT: ^ Clever insult with big words... an example... I can do small words too you know, if you'd like... To make it easier for you...
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Lol. You should read Confederacy of Dunces. Looks like just one big word got you into a tizzy, V.
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You just got Gang banged.
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Leo Mango, you are a one man gang bang.
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Leobound Mango Milk
Mango, let's trademark this right now and use it in the future!
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One step ahead of you. I already have us booked to do a photoshoot with Kim Kardashian to promote our upcoming product line.
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That chick's got a nice ass and I assure you that I will be trying to get her to try some of my fresh Leo Juice(another product we should have a trademark on).
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You can still post here because I granted you mod access. Don't abuse it.
Imma abuse you...
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH AND GO MAKE MY MONEY
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Were gonna be so freaking rich we might have enough money to finally get llamavore laid.
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Still not enough money to get Moth laid, however...
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I don't know Moth that well to feel comfortable making fun of him. It would just feel kinda awkward. So instead I'm just gonna go back to watching Golden Girls on the coach with Llamavores mom.
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I had sex with Kim Kardashian once - pre-op. He was great in the sack.
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All you need to know about Moth is that he never gets laid, ever.
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Your braggadocios leeching and ineffectual phraseology are almost endearing...
Believe it or not, that is not the first time today I have seen that word used. Scary.
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Me too! What does 'almost' mean anyway?
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Me too! What does 'almost' mean anyway?
IT IS A MYSTERY!
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Ok, time to take down Croix...
...there.
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Ok I'm aroused by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald Reagan but I think if I was sober I still wouldn't know what the hell this ^ post meant.
*Has another Red ox vodka*
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heheh red ox
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Croix knows.
Should I take on Llamavore next?
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You can still post here because I granted you mod access. Don't abuse it.
Imma abuse you...
SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH AND GO MAKE MY MONEY
I'va aked myself the question if Llamavore has ever eaten a llama. At least I know his mom does - I let her eat my llama whenever I can scrape together the 15$ fee and enough 'spit'.
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Here we have a brilliant specimen of the species Riaus Newfagicus, aka fresh recruit victim or more commonly 'nub.' you can tell it's in the early stages of development by the bright red frills around its neck, giving it the appearance of a gay dildo. also note its low post count and nublike behavioral patterns. Previous iterations of the ever-evolving genus Newfagicus include the subspecies Spamicus, Atentius Whorea, Ragequiticus, Trollus, and the omnipresent but seldom-acknowledged varieties of Lurkiae.
Upon hatching from the application forum this individual seems to have attempted to create a nest of threads in which to prolongue the gestation period, a behavior similar to that found in Newfagicus Spamicus (see the individual referred to as "gangs"). It is thought in some circles that this is an attempt to accelerate the metamorphosis into the next stage of 'RIAer,' the Riaus Regularii, although this particular rabbit trail of evolution seems to be a dead end as many members of Newfagicus Spamicus are still considered "nubs" even after months of spamnest construction.
Newfagicus Spamicus is not the only subspecies with this problem, however; there are examples of former Newfagicus Atentius Whorea (see "Tase") that are still known to engage in nublike behavior, temporarily regressing into a previous stage of development. Painful though it may be to observe, their will to survive is more admirable than the self-terminating Newfagicus Ragequiticus. (Note: A few of these Ragequiticus have been known to return and leave again periodically. After a certain amount of time they are able to achieve permanent adulthood as Riaus Regularii, albeit as the less desired Burritonimus subspecies, which socially are always considered distinct and hierarchically inferior to other Regularii and Oldfagicus, especially the Riaus Govfagian Selffuckerii. This is evidenced as the latter are famous for their self-stimulation and exaggerated moans in the presence of the Burritonimus, especially during election season when the males are most aggressive.)
Our current Newfagicus specimen is of unknown classification in terms of subspecies; it seems to exhibit traits of all previous subspecies, perhaps in a desperate attempt to speed its transition to Regularii. Given the harshness of this wild environment, it is impossible to predict whether this will succeed, as the energetic display is certain to attract predators such as the Trollus variety of Regularii, as well as threaten the dominion of the territorial Ragemodius or even provoke the appearance of a dormant Kennimius Foxcockia. If this happens it is likely that our Newfagicus' spamnest will be set ablaze and then stomped upon by fat unicorns (see: rhinoceras), interrupting his transformation and forcing him to evolve into either a Lurkiae, Burritonimus, or more likely an Exriaus CockPonyqueenae. While we may sympathize with the plight of young nubs abandoned in the wild, all good biologists know that to ensure the long term survival and evolution of the species Riaus, we must allow nature to take its course and determine for itself who is worthy to pass on their genes in the brutal lands of the Internet.
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^Now that's a clever insult.
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BOOM! That just happened.
Llamavore wins. Game over.
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I am crying - I loved the fat unicorn bit. It's an honour to be taken down this way. Your mom thinks so too but she can't talk right now.
Llamavore wins this one for sure, and eclipses Dart for his anthropological insights.
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wat
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Ok, time to take down Croix...
...there.
I don't get it.
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Ok, time to take down Croix...
...there.
I don't get it.
Must have been too clever for you. Don't feel bad - I am pretty fucking clever.
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Ok, time to take down Croix...
...there.
I don't get it.
Must have been too clever for you. Don't feel bad - I am pretty fucking clever.
I got it. But I'm not clever.
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Ok, time to take down Croix...
...there.
I don't get it.
Must have been too clever for you. Don't feel bad - I am pretty fucking clever.
I got it. But I'm not clever.
lol. Wit.