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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on May 12, 2011, 10:17:28 am

Title: If you could clone yourself...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 12, 2011, 10:17:28 am
Would you have sex with yourself?  Would that make you gay?  Or is it masturbation?

I only ask because I have always wondered how awesome it must be to do me.  The closest I have ever gotten is to jerk off in a mirror. 

I have to say it was awesome, mostly because I make awesome fuck-faces.  I also crack some pretty good jokes while I am "doing the deed", and couldn't help but laugh during the tender act of self-love.  I hoped I didn't offend myself by cracking up, but I was wrapped up in the moment and caught myself off guard.  I like me with a good sense of humour - it is so important.  I also found myself to be a generous and attentive lover, willing and able to keep the horses in the stable until I was satisfied.

But there was something missing, and have not dated myself with the mirror since that torrid night.  I feel like there could be someme better out there.  But my god was I hot.
Title: Re: If you could clone yourself...
Post by: Gangs on May 12, 2011, 12:23:06 pm
I'd TOTALLY fuck myself...but i think i'd use some kind of anesthetic on my ass so i couldn't feel me fucking myself and hence wouldn't feel gay. I'd kiss me too, i'd totally improve my technique like that. I think fucking your clone isn't really sex, it's practice of sorts.
It's a good idea, i'll call the Japanese.
Title: Re: If you could clone yourself...
Post by: Mansa Musa III on May 12, 2011, 12:52:35 pm
Man y'all are gay.

I'd fight myself. That's way more manly than fuckin' gay sex.
Title: Re: If you could clone yourself...
Post by: Electric Mango on May 12, 2011, 01:00:45 pm
If I cloned myself I would tag team gangs clone and make him watch himself get violated from both ends. That would be waaay hot.
Title: Re: If you could clone yourself...
Post by: Gangs on May 12, 2011, 01:31:43 pm
If I cloned myself I would tag team gangs clone and make him watch himself get violated from both ends. That would be waaay hot.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-...actually...ok...

Man y'all are gay.

I'd fight myself. That's way more manly than fuckin' gay sex.

Gayness? THIS IS BROMAAANCE!
Title: Re: If you could clone yourself...
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 12, 2011, 04:39:18 pm
I'd stalk myself and send myself dirty emails until I got a restraining order on myself.
Title: Re: If you could clone yourself...
Post by: Rorick on May 12, 2011, 05:57:12 pm
Why not just use a portal generator? Then you could literally go fuck yourself.  :smug:
Title: Re: If you could clone yourself...
Post by: undiscoveredbum on May 12, 2011, 10:59:19 pm
Sex with a man is really one of those things on my " things to not ever do" list. Even if that handsome devil is another me.
Title: Re: If you could clone yourself...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 13, 2011, 04:17:32 am
I would never have sex with a man either, but I know my clone would be irresistable. If the gender of the clone is the problem, then what about a female mod - at the genetic level? 

I think I would be even hotter as a dame.  But only marginally.
Title: Re: If you could clone yourself...
Post by: Zessa on May 15, 2011, 08:44:44 pm
That's not a simple genetic switch.  It's a whole chromosome difference.  You can't have a "clone" of the other sex.
Title: Re: If you could clone yourself...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 16, 2011, 02:48:41 am
That's not a simple genetic switch.  It's a whole chromosome difference.  You can't have a "clone" of the other sex.

Well, maybe this is harder to do in the world of 'science', and if you really want to be a stickler, then say you put your clone under the knife, and make a physical mod (supplemented of course with the appropriate hormones)? 

Of course this raises a whole lot of ethical dilemmas regarding clone rights, but the thought of me sans-penis, + boobs, in high heels and a g-string overrides any such issues.   MUCH better than the mirror technique.  Very much.

Man y'all are gay.

I'd fight myself. That's way more manly than fuckin' gay sex.

If this were about manliness, I would clone myself, then see who could drink more (pre- and post- 1am barfing break), fart and burp the longest, then argue with my clone about whose dick is bigger, but never actually whip it out to settle the argument.

I'd stalk myself and send myself dirty emails until I got a restraining order on myself.

Leobound Mangomilk has already broken this ground and even had himself arrested.
Title: Re: If you could clone yourself...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 09, 2011, 11:04:31 am
Looks like Leobound Mangomilk has been released.
Title: Re: If you could clone yourself...
Post by: Delta1212 on June 10, 2011, 12:31:26 am
I would kill my clone and take his place as a fugitive on the run for murdering the real me.
Title: Re: If you could clone yourself...
Post by: Ogaden on June 10, 2011, 02:38:51 am
I would kill my clone and take his place as a fugitive on the run for murdering the real me.

According to Hong Kong cinema physics that will make you stronger
Title: Re: If you could clone yourself...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 10, 2011, 09:09:28 am
I would kill my clone, and make a stew out of him.  Then I could tell people to eat me and add that I am delicious with a mild pepper sauce.