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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on May 25, 2011, 04:32:18 am

Title: Sentences only a parent could utter...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on May 25, 2011, 04:32:18 am

No, don't put your car in your bum.

Title: Re: Sentences only a parent could utter...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 09, 2011, 11:00:09 am

You have to pull your pants down before you take a shit.

Title: Re: Sentences only a parent could utter...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 15, 2011, 10:46:56 am

Go the fuck to sleep.

Title: Re: Sentences only a parent could utter...
Post by: Crazyman93 on June 15, 2011, 11:16:54 am

DRIVE CAREFUL! IF YOU'RE HUNGRY GET YOU SOMETHING TO EAT!

Title: Re: Sentences only a parent could utter...
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 15, 2011, 03:39:44 pm

sometimes when a man and a woman love eachother very much, the woman let's all of the man's friends touch her in her special place while he watches from a cage and makes animal noises.

Title: Re: Sentences only a parent could utter...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 16, 2011, 02:10:47 am

Let go of the frank and beans.  You'll have plenty of time to enjoy that later.

Title: Re: Sentences only a parent could utter...
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on June 17, 2011, 04:34:47 am

"David, come home.

Your mother is dead."

Title: Re: Sentences only a parent could utter...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 17, 2011, 07:58:29 am

Get down there and die for people's sins.

Title: Re: Sentences only a parent could utter...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 28, 2011, 06:27:12 am

Stay away from kryptonite.

Title: Re: Sentences only a parent could utter...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 30, 2011, 09:41:28 am

Yes, the latest Transformers movie was good.

Title: Re: Sentences only a parent could utter...
Post by: Pr0m3th310us on July 12, 2011, 09:12:09 pm

Quote from: GrilledSlug on June 17, 2011, 07:58:29 am

Get down there and die for people's sins bitch.

There, I fixed it

Title: Re: Sentences only a parent could utter...
Post by: Jenne on July 12, 2011, 10:17:17 pm

You froze your crank off?

Title: Re: Sentences only a parent could utter...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on July 13, 2011, 03:46:26 am

Son, be nice to Jenne.  He's retarded.

Title: Re: Sentences only a parent could utter...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on February 17, 2014, 07:00:15 am

Quit bashing your head against the door - you might need it later. Yeah, I mean the door, stupid.

Title: Re: Sentences only a parent could utter...
Post by: Brian on February 17, 2014, 04:09:31 pm

off topic, but i saw a crazyman post and i panicked because i thought he must have re-joined...

on topic. Go clean your room.

Title: Re: Sentences only a parent could utter...
Post by: Buck Turgidson on February 17, 2014, 04:29:41 pm

Whatever happened to Crazyman?

That's enough cartoons for you.