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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Ogaden on June 16, 2011, 12:26:01 am

Title: Lol Vancouver
Post by: Ogaden on June 16, 2011, 12:26:01 am
The choooooookkkkkkkkeeeeee

Luongo implosion.  Lebrongo

Now all the retards in my city are setting shit on fire.
Title: Re: Lol Vancouver
Post by: Thunder Strike on June 16, 2011, 12:28:32 am
Damn, and I wanted to Canucks to win as well.
Title: Re: Lol Vancouver
Post by: Ogaden on June 16, 2011, 12:31:17 am
If the Vancouver PD was taking volunteers to form a vigilante mob to club those fucks into order, I would sign up in a heartbeat.
Title: Re: Lol Vancouver
Post by: Snowbound Milk on June 16, 2011, 12:34:11 am
If the Vancouver PD was taking volunteers to form a vigilante mob to club those fucks into order, I would sign up in a heartbeat.
We've done it before.

REBOUNDO LOUNGOOOAAAAL
Title: Re: Lol Vancouver
Post by: Ogaden on June 16, 2011, 01:10:15 am
Remind me again how much Luongo gets paid?
Title: Re: Lol Vancouver
Post by: Electric Mango on June 16, 2011, 02:40:29 pm
I knew about this a week ago.
Title: Re: Lol Vancouver
Post by: Bluestrike on June 16, 2011, 04:10:20 pm
I think it is 5.2 million a year.

And he is the highest payed goalie.

Apparently Sidney Crosby is making like 38 million dollars over 8 years.

Congratulations, Sidney. You chose the wrong sport.
Title: Re: Lol Vancouver
Post by: Jenne on June 16, 2011, 05:50:04 pm
Luongo gave up a lot of bad goals, but he didn't get any help from the rest of the team.  This supposedly high scoring team never scored more than 2 goals in regulation, got shut out twice and went, what, 2 for the series on the power play?  Not to mention they were terrible about keeping guys out of Luongo's face so he could actually see the shots coming at him.  They played completely flat on the road.  At least they were more aggressive at home, but if you can't score, you can't win.  Not going to take away anything Thomas did.  He was crazy good the entire series.  But, Vancouver had plenty of opportunities that they failed on. 
Title: Re: Lol Vancouver
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on June 16, 2011, 05:58:00 pm
2011.

Americans: Destroy and riot when your civil riots are tarnished.

Egyptians: Destroy and riot when your government fails to represent you.

Canadians: Destroy and riot when your team loses.
Title: Re: Lol Vancouver
Post by: Jenne on June 16, 2011, 05:59:37 pm
2011.

Americans: Destroy and riot when your civil riots are tarnished.

Egyptians: Destroy and riot when your government fails to represent you.

Canadians: Destroy and riot when your team loses.

Americans: Destroy and riot when your team wins.  (see Phillies, Red Wings...)
Title: Re: Lol Vancouver
Post by: Bluestrike on June 17, 2011, 01:46:05 am
2011.

Americans: Destroy and riot when your civil riots are tarnished.

Egyptians: Destroy and riot when your government fails to represent you.

Canadians: Destroy and riot when your team loses.

Americans: Destroy and riot when your team wins.  (see Phillies, Red Wings...)

The thing you are forgetting is that America would be better off if Philadelphia and Detroit were destroyed.
Title: Re: Lol Vancouver
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on June 17, 2011, 04:31:30 am
Canadians are basically just Americans that are in denial and repress their feelings.

I imagine a national tragedy like losing the Stanley Cup would certainly bring out the natural tendencies of Northern Americans.
Title: Re: Lol Vancouver
Post by: Snowbound Milk on June 17, 2011, 09:49:56 am
Vancouver's essentially the same team as they were last season and the season before, scoring wasn't ever their thing. "High scoring" for them is just a streak of luck-- they have no depth when it comes to scoring.
Title: Re: Lol Vancouver
Post by: Bluestrike on June 18, 2011, 02:26:09 am
Canadians are basically just Americans that are in denial and repress their feelings.

I imagine a national tragedy like losing the Stanley Cup would certainly bring out the natural tendencies of Northern Americans.

Canada hasn't won the Stanley Cup since 1993.

They suck at their own sport.
Title: Re: Lol Vancouver
Post by: Snowbound Milk on June 18, 2011, 02:48:50 am
Canada hasn't won the Stanley Cup since 1993.

They suck at their own sport.
Obv. troll, considering 90% of the Bruins team and players are Canadian.
Title: Re: Lol Vancouver
Post by: Mogar on June 18, 2011, 03:27:49 am
America, Trolling Canada since 1812.
Title: Re: Lol Vancouver
Post by: masterbake on June 21, 2011, 07:27:28 pm
Don't forget the infamous 1974 Cleveland Indians 10 cent beer night riot.  10 cents a beer with no limit on consumption.

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/142952-ten-cent-beer-night-the-worst-idea-ever (http://bleacherreport.com/articles/142952-ten-cent-beer-night-the-worst-idea-ever)

Notable attendee
 
NBC newscaster Tim Russert, then a student at the Cleveland–Marshall College of Law, attended the game. "I went with $2 in my pocket," recalled the Meet the Press host. "You do the math."
Title: Re: Lol Vancouver
Post by: Bluestrike on June 21, 2011, 11:01:06 pm
A Pittsburgh bar got in trouble with the Pirates because they were offering a nickle off a beer for every loss that put them below .500.

So, theoretically, at the end of the season you could be having 10 cent beers.
Title: Re: Lol Vancouver
Post by: Snowbound Milk on June 22, 2011, 01:47:37 am
America, Trolling Canada since 1812.
more like 1776.