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Title: I bench 240
Post by: Mansa Musa III on June 16, 2011, 05:59:16 pm: :troll: :troll: :troll:
U mad TS?
Title: Re: I bench 240
Post by: Jenne on June 16, 2011, 06:00:25 pm: Sounds like a good warm up. What do you max out at?
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Post by: Mansa Musa III on June 16, 2011, 06:02:01 pm: Psh 250 or so's been my max this year. In HS I could do somewhat more.
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Post by: Crazyman93 on June 16, 2011, 07:34:49 pm: And the worst part is he thinks he's tough because he can bench.
Title: Re: I bench 240
Post by: Bluestrike on June 16, 2011, 08:09:20 pm: I CAN PICK THINGS UP! AND I CAN PUT THINGS DOWN!
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Post by: Crazyman93 on June 16, 2011, 08:37:42 pm: Exactly. I'll take on a body builder any day of the week. Same with a weight lifter.
I will not take on the star defensive tackle on the football team.
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Post by: Ogaden on June 16, 2011, 08:43:03 pm: I can type at 60 wpm motherfucker
Title: Re: I bench 240
Post by: Jenne on June 16, 2011, 10:14:50 pm: Quote from: Mansa Musa III on June 16, 2011, 06:02:01 pm
Psh 250 or so's been my max this year. In HS I could do somewhat more.
Yeah, i'm in the same boat. I lift at home, so I never max out. Best I've done recently is about 275. Back when I was playing ball in college I maxed around 355. For a couple years we tested for reps at 225. Best I ever managed was 18. I had one run going where I was sure I was going to make 20, but I hit the rack on 18 and it killed me to finish it and missed the next one.

Quote from: Crazyman93 on June 16, 2011, 08:37:42 pm
Exactly. I'll take on a body builder any day of the week. Same with a weight lifter.
I will not take on the star defensive tackle on the football team.
Well, the D Tackle has to lift too.
Title: Re: I bench 240
Post by: Mansa Musa III on June 16, 2011, 10:23:29 pm: Quote from: Crazyman93 on June 16, 2011, 08:37:42 pm
Exactly. I'll take on a body builder any day of the week. Same with a weight lifter.
I will not take on the star defensive tackle on the football team.

I'm sure you would bro, I'm sure you would.
Title: Re: I bench 240
Post by: Crazyman93 on June 16, 2011, 10:40:51 pm: Just because you can lift a bunch of weight doesn't mean you can fight.
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Post by: Bluestrike on June 16, 2011, 11:50:46 pm: Quote from: Crazyman93 on June 16, 2011, 10:40:51 pm
Just because you can lift a bunch of weight doesn't mean you can fight.

The most muscular kid at my highschool of 2400 has the worst coordination I have ever seen.

We were playing football in gym class, and the ball went right through his hands and hit him in the face.

It is only sad because he is actually a really nice guy.
Title: Re: I bench 240
Post by: Crazyman93 on June 17, 2011, 12:44:47 am: Yeah. And I know a guy why thinks that because he took weight training he can beat anyone.
And he's an ass. A conceited one.
And I know I can beat him because I know some basic moves, plus I fight dirty.
Title: Re: I bench 240
Post by: undiscoveredbum on June 17, 2011, 03:21:44 am: It doesn't matter how strong you are as long as you punch first and punch hard.
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Post by: Pterrydactyl on June 17, 2011, 03:36:41 am: Quote from: Crazyman93 on June 16, 2011, 10:40:51 pm
Just because you can lift a bunch of weight doesn't mean you can fight.

When I was in the army, I would bench around 215. But then again, I also had 4 years of hand-to-hand combat experience. While I don't bench-press anymore, I now have a year experience karate, and 2 years experience fencing.
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Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on June 17, 2011, 04:25:27 am: Here's the thing with fighting. It's like, whoever wants to win the most, usually wins.

While it does matter how big/small you are, I have seen so many unusual fights, it's ridiculous how random it can seem. Even people who do know how to fight get fucked up by someone who hasn't thrown a punch in their life.

There was this big ass black dude on my street who reminded me of the one big guy from Friday. I was standing out in my front lawn watching this small tweaked out Asian guy pick at the sidewalk for dropped crack rocks (the dealers would deal en mass in front of my house). I see the big dude coming down the street and he yells something at the Asian guy. The tweaked out guy sees the black dude coming towards him and he looks like he's about to run, but instead he just lunges for the black guy's throat and instantly the black guy falls backwards grabbing his throat.

These two other guys start screaming and running up the street, so he just bolts out of there.

Dude had to go to the fucking hospital. He wouldn't get up and he sounded like his breathing was labored. An ambulance picked his ass up and I didn't see the guy for quite awhile.

My guess is that the asian guy put all of his force into a punch right in the adam's apple and broke the front of his neck.

The guy was down with just once punch.
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Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on June 17, 2011, 04:27:08 am: Also, I saw this one guy just chimp the fuck out on this one guy in the outdoor mall and it was brutal. He just faught him like he was a fucking monkey. Just raising his arms high above his head and smacking them down on him over and over again. Took the cops to pull him off him.
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Post by: Snowbound Milk on June 17, 2011, 09:53:25 am: Quote from: Ogaden on June 16, 2011, 08:43:03 pm
I can type at 60 wpm motherfucker
Much manlier than any other post.

I LIFT THINGS UP AND PUT THEM DOWN COMMERCIAL (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAXo3Wr_nYU#)

I wish I could gain biceps, I'm all shoulder, leg and lower abdominal. Thank goodness that's trendy.
Title: Re: I bench 240
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 17, 2011, 10:35:42 am: is this thread real
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Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on June 17, 2011, 01:28:57 pm: Quote from: llamavore on June 17, 2011, 10:35:42 am
is this thread real

Unfortunately
Title: Re: I bench 240
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 17, 2011, 02:30:24 pm: why am I paying for internet if it doesn't keep people like you guys out... wasn't that why it was invented
Title: Re: I bench 240
Post by: Pterrydactyl on June 17, 2011, 02:38:42 pm: No, for you see, we are all in the matrix, and this thread is in virtual space in the matrix, making it virtual space within virtual space, technically an impossibility. I'm just waiting for the universe to crack apart and end.
Title: Re: I bench 240
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 17, 2011, 02:47:13 pm: Quote from: Pterrydactyl on June 17, 2011, 02:38:42 pm
I'm just waiting for the universe to crack apart and end.
an unfortunate inevitability because we're burning too much dinosaur blood
Title: Re: I bench 240
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on June 17, 2011, 02:53:22 pm: Holy shit is that Apophis?
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Post by: Crazyman93 on June 17, 2011, 07:06:39 pm: This topic sucks and is now about trains.

:fapfaptrain:
Title: Re: I bench 240
Post by: Snowbound Milk on June 17, 2011, 08:47:55 pm: Quote from: llamavore on June 17, 2011, 10:35:42 am
is this thread real
I really hope not.
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Post by: Crazyman93 on June 17, 2011, 09:45:22 pm: (http://i946.photobucket.com/albums/ad301/1Stratt/trains/PB220001.jpg)
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Post by: Pterrydactyl on June 18, 2011, 12:39:03 am: Quote from: Abe Simpson on June 17, 2011, 02:53:22 pm
Holy shit is that Apophis?

Yuppers, did you miss my triumphant return?

There was a parade, music, fireworks and we bombed a small middle-eastern country into submission.
Title: Re: I bench 240
Post by: Cashflow on June 19, 2011, 04:06:32 am: I never new what my max was. 225 2 or 3 times was top I could do. My left shoulder has always been fucked up so I quit weight lifting cause of that and gym member ship fees. on the incline I could do more cause it didn't bother my shoulder I was 5'6 260 lbs without roids now I am a old run down fat ass 265