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Title: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 03, 2011, 11:30:31 pm
Post in this thread and I will ask you a question that you must answer truthfully.


Let the interrogation begin!
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Brian on September 03, 2011, 11:41:05 pm
NO ONE CAN BREAK ME! YOU HEAR ME!!! NOBODY!!!
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 03, 2011, 11:48:54 pm
This may get very awkward very quickly.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 03, 2011, 11:49:44 pm
Brian, you posted a pretty disturbing log dump of you and another person talking about having sex with animals. You also post pretty hot pictures of naked lady sexy time. I've got to know, just how far does the the freak in your perverted rabbit hole go?

You will answer me.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 03, 2011, 11:52:28 pm
Leo, we all know you to be a very funny and witty person but rarely get to see your more serious side. Tell me something about yourself that let's me get to know more about your other side.

Edit: it better be something good and it better be serious.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: undiscoveredbum on September 04, 2011, 12:24:11 am
kinky.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Brian on September 04, 2011, 12:27:18 am
so, i just have to not answer you? i can do that... /me adds user to ignore
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Rorick on September 04, 2011, 07:32:06 am
Hit me.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Jenne on September 04, 2011, 08:17:16 am
No more talky talky. 
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 04, 2011, 09:20:31 am
See Brian, your mistake was posting so he could call you out.


Edit: ... Shit.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Gangs on September 04, 2011, 10:09:23 am
porny?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 04, 2011, 11:19:37 am
Hah!
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 04, 2011, 01:24:18 pm
Leo, we all know you to be a very funny and witty person but rarely get to see your more serious side. Tell me something about yourself that let's me get to know more about your other side.

Edit: it better be something good and it better be serious.
I may or may not have inherited advanced torture techniques from my family. Your interrogation will get you nothing.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 04, 2011, 02:24:33 pm
kinky.

Your name and avatar suggest that you are or were at one time a struggling musician. Which artist do you think your style of play relates to the most?
Hit me.

/me wallups Rorick over the head causing blunt force trauma

I don't know you as well as some others so this wil have to be more general. What would be the most sick or insane thing you would do for $1000?

No more talky talky. 

Jenne, we both love Metallica and beats that kick ass so your question is music based. If you could make a super band who would be in it?  Ex. Eddie Van Halen guitar, Ozzy vocals, etc.
See Brian, your mistake was posting so he could call you out.


Edit: ... Shit.

Snowbound, your name is very intriguing. Where did you get the idea from,  Also, will you ever come back to the embassy?
porny?

Gangs, you are a horny little man. I'm giving you 3 names, you tell me who you would marry, who you would fuck, and who you would kill and why.    Paris Hilton, Lyndsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian. 

Hah!

Mia, you're a lot if fun and I'm glad that I have another IRON'er to hang out with here. What was your initial reaction coming here.  Be honest.


Brian and Leo answer the frigging questions already!
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 04, 2011, 02:58:41 pm
Mia, you're a lot if fun and I'm glad that I have another IRON'er to hang out with here. What was your initial reaction coming here.  Be honest.

I was here originally back in 2009 (check my join date :P). I already knew a few of RIA before my recent spree of activity here. RIA did nuke my nation in BiPolar after all. It was interesting to see the blatant spam here but I guess I shouldn't be too shocked given that DYP called RIA home for a long time. (DYP and I have been in the same region in the other game for about 7 years, I have known him longer than I've known anyone in this game). I actually love RIA, I love how active it is, it is interesting how fast people react to posts, though the being hit on by Leo was  a component I haven't seen anywhere else. Thankfully it has died off, besides that, I love the community here and my initial reaction was one of surprise of how welcoming/active RIA is with diplomats.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Rorick on September 04, 2011, 03:22:16 pm
For $1000? Supply me with a gun, a target, and a way of getting there and I'll assassinate whomever you want.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Gangs on September 04, 2011, 03:34:48 pm
Mia, you're a lot if fun and I'm glad that I have another IRON'er to hang out with here. What was your initial reaction coming here.  Be honest.

I was here originally back in 2009 (check my join date :P). I already knew a few of RIA before my recent spree of activity here. RIA did nuke my nation in BiPolar after all. It was interesting to see the blatant spam here but I guess I shouldn't be too shocked given that DYP called RIA home for a long time. (DYP and I have been in the same region in the other game for about 7 years, I have known him longer than I've known anyone in this game). I actually love RIA, I love how active it is, it is interesting how fast people react to posts, though the being hit on by Leo was  a component I haven't seen anywhere else. Thankfully it has died off, besides that, I love the community here and my initial reaction was one of surprise of how welcoming/active RIA is with diplomats.
If you wanted to keep it that way, you really...really...shouldn't have done that...

@mangy: Your question is both profound and incredibly thought provoking, i shall need time to articulate my answer to suit the pleasant abstruseness of your query.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 04, 2011, 03:45:45 pm
Dude. The CIA tortured me in Langley. And they still don't know what they wanted to know. Do you honestly think you'll get me to talk.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 04, 2011, 03:50:04 pm
Mia, you're a lot if fun and I'm glad that I have another IRON'er to hang out with here. What was your initial reaction coming here.  Be honest.

I was here originally back in 2009 (check my join date :P). I already knew a few of RIA before my recent spree of activity here. RIA did nuke my nation in BiPolar after all. It was interesting to see the blatant spam here but I guess I shouldn't be too shocked given that DYP called RIA home for a long time. (DYP and I have been in the same region in the other game for about 7 years, I have known him longer than I've known anyone in this game). I actually love RIA, I love how active it is, it is interesting how fast people react to posts, though the being hit on by Leo was  a component I haven't seen anywhere else. Thankfully it has died off, besides that, I love the community here and my initial reaction was one of surprise of how welcoming/active RIA is with diplomats.
If you wanted to keep it that way, you really...really...shouldn't have done that...

@mangy: Your question is both profound and incredibly thought provoking, i shall need time to articulate my answer to suit the pleasant abstruseness of your query.

You assume that I haven't figured out how to kill it off. There is a reason it has died off.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 04, 2011, 04:37:21 pm
I forgot what that reason was, actually...



...and I will still not answer your questions, Mango. I know how this works, you cannot break me.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 05, 2011, 12:31:14 am
Gangs and Leo, answer the god damn questions already. I'm not forking around.

Crazy, what was the most crazy thing you've ever done?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 05, 2011, 12:33:08 am
Are you spooning instead?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 05, 2011, 12:37:57 am
Don't play cute with me sassy boy. Just answer my question and be ballz out seious business when you do it. I'm asking the questions and you will tell me what I want to know.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 05, 2011, 03:18:38 am
I told my administrator to fuck off after saying no one in the school liked her. And then got a day off for it.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Pterrydactyl on September 05, 2011, 05:16:34 am
I am trained to resist interrogation!  Do your worst!
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Brian on September 05, 2011, 07:42:17 am
man, remind me to never tell mia any cool secrets, just a little sweet talk and she spills all! I stand by my previous statement that, while im sure you would find it interesting to discover how messed up i am...The world may never know...
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 05, 2011, 10:27:43 am
Nothing I said was a secret. O.o
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 05, 2011, 12:59:22 pm
Yeah, trust me brian, Mia's great at keeping a secret. Heck, she still hasn't told anyone about the numerous times she and I made love.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 05, 2011, 01:26:48 pm
Who would trust you? Hah!
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 05, 2011, 02:28:59 pm
Can I ask a question in return?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 05, 2011, 02:29:55 pm
Who would trust you? Hah!
See what I mean.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Brian on September 05, 2011, 10:23:02 pm
hmm... to be honest, i rather like Leo, I feel i could trust him with...idk... like a book or something. For sure nothing i planed on eating... but a book, or perhaps a goldfish sure no problem there at all. You, Mia... I just don't know though... for some reason I'm inclined to believe Leo about his conquests.... He was truthful about when he drank dick juice in some hellish country or another and then got turned down by a hooker. who would like about something silly like sex but tell people the truth about drinking dick juice and getting turned down by a hooker...
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 06, 2011, 02:04:58 am
Who would trust you? Hah!
I would trust Leo to give me a valid reason to end a shitty and unsatisfying relationship.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 06, 2011, 11:38:27 am
Who would trust you? Hah!
I would trust Leo to give me a valid reason to end a shitty and unsatisfying relationship.
Have I ever done that?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 06, 2011, 05:01:16 pm
Who would trust you? Hah!
I would trust Leo to give me a valid reason to end a shitty and unsatisfying relationship.
Have I ever done that?
No, but I'd never let my girlfriend near you if I actually loved her.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 06, 2011, 09:52:51 pm
Who would trust you? Hah!
I would trust Leo to give me a valid reason to end a shitty and unsatisfying relationship.
Have I ever done that?
No, but I'd never let my girlfriend near you if I actually loved her.
...or if she actually existed...
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Lupus on September 06, 2011, 09:53:27 pm
This seems interesting
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Jenne on September 06, 2011, 11:03:48 pm
Jenne, we both love Metallica and beats that kick ass so your question is music based. If you could make a super band who would be in it?  Ex. Eddie Van Halen guitar, Ozzy vocals, etc.

I am going to have to put some thought into this, but I'll at least put this here with some thoughts as a placeholder.

Vocals: Layne Staley
Lead Guitar -
Rythm Guitar - Malcolm Young -
Base - Cliff Burton - Is there really any other choice?
Drums:

Potential alternates
Vocals: Axl Rose, Maynard James Keenan
Guitar: "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott
Base: Les Claypool
Drums:
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 06, 2011, 11:21:54 pm
I am trained to resist interrogation!  Do your worst!

What is one thing interesting about you that not too many people here know about?

Can I ask a question in return?

GS, I was surprised to hear that you were married as you come off so fun and youthful, like a little puppy dog. How did you and your wife fall in love?


This seems interesting

If there was one thing you could change about RIA, what would it be?

Jenne, we both love Metallica and beats that kick ass so your question is music based. If you could make a super band who would be in it?  Ex. Eddie Van Halen guitar, Ozzy vocals, etc.

I am going to have to put some thought into this, but I'll at least put this here with some thoughts as a placeholder.

Vocals: Layne Staley
Lead Guitar -
Rythm Guitar - Malcolm Young -
Base - Cliff Burton - Is there really any other choice?
Drums:

Potential alternates
Vocals: Axl Rose, Maynard James Keenan
Guitar: "Dimebag" Darrell Abbott
Base: Les Claypool
Drums:

Jenne, don't leave me hanging. Also more cowbell. :)

Gangs, you're not off the hook either. Answer my G.D. question and I'll ask you another question that is more fit for a man of your rank.

Mia, one more for you if I may.  What is your favorite thing to do?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Lupus on September 06, 2011, 11:44:10 pm
This seems interesting
If there was one thing you could change about RIA, what would it be?

I pretty much love RIA the way it is. But, like all CN, I think I'd ask for more activity. The whole game has kinda slowed down, ya know?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 06, 2011, 11:50:55 pm
Favorite thing? Most absolutely favorite thing?  Colorguard. I love twirling flags. :wub:
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 07, 2011, 12:18:14 am
*is off the hook*





*fistpumps*
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Pterrydactyl on September 07, 2011, 01:38:09 am
Back when I was in high school, and was in marching band, we had a name for colorguard.

I believe it was...

flaggets :D

Twas funny, since I was in drumline so we pretty much hung out with all of colorguard.  It did piss them off though.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 07, 2011, 01:56:53 am
What derogatory name did you receive? I need to insult DrummerMike with something new and fresh.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 07, 2011, 05:30:11 pm
Back when I was in high school, and was in marching band, we had a name for colorguard.

I believe it was...

flaggets :D

Twas funny, since I was in drumline so we pretty much hung out with all of colorguard.  It did piss them off though.

I know. Band versus colorguard, I don't really care. :P I love twirling flags/dance.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 07, 2011, 05:32:02 pm
Well in that case...I have a flag you can twirl.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 07, 2011, 05:54:51 pm
Oh good, I can toss you into  the air and watch you disappear.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Damon W. Panne on September 07, 2011, 05:57:35 pm
r u gay?  :banana:
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Jenne on September 07, 2011, 08:14:03 pm
Still not completely sold on this working together, but it's the best I got so far. 

Vocals: Lemmy Kilmeister
Lead Guitar: Dave Mustaine
Rhythm Guitar: Malcolm Young
Base: Cliff Burton
Drums: Nick Menza
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 07, 2011, 10:15:08 pm
r u gay?  :banana:

Damon, 1st time meeting you. Please describe yourself in 3 words.

Still not completely sold on this working together, but it's the best I got so far. 

Vocals: Lemmy Kilmeister
Lead Guitar: Dave Mustaine
Rhythm Guitar: Malcolm Young
Base: Cliff Burton
Drums: Nick Menza

That's a good line up. I love AC/DC, they were my gateway drug to heavy metal.

Leo, answer my question. That goes fir everyone else that hasn't answered me as well.

Mia,  what's one thing you've learned since joining council?   
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 07, 2011, 10:36:52 pm
Oh good, I can toss you into  the air and watch you disappear.
If that's what you want to call it, throw me around till I'm gone, baby.


And Mango, what was the question?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 07, 2011, 10:39:06 pm
r u gay?  :banana:

Damon, 1st time meeting you. Please describe yourself in 3 words.


I can answer that:
Worthless. Fucking. Troll.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 07, 2011, 11:16:07 pm
r u gay?  :banana:

Damon, 1st time meeting you. Please describe yourself in 3 words.


I can answer that:
Worthless. Fucking. Troll.
I think he was asking about Damon, not you, Crazy.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Brian on September 07, 2011, 11:45:58 pm
i also forgot my question. and im to lazy to go back to page 1... sooooo.... yeah...
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 08, 2011, 12:22:24 am
I'm on an itouch, your too lazy excuse won't cut it with me cuz my pages take a minute to load. Get off your lazy butt and answer me.  You too Leo. I'm sure people are interested with what you two have to say.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 08, 2011, 06:51:32 am
Can I ask a question in return?

GS, I was surprised to hear that you were married as you come off so fun and youthful, like a little puppy dog. How did you and your wife fall in love?


At first sight and every day of a decade and half we have been together.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 08, 2011, 07:22:51 am
I've learned who is actually a friend and who is just trying to use me internalwise.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 08, 2011, 12:08:04 pm
You too Leo. I'm sure people are interested with what you two have to say.
lol

I've learned who is actually a friend and who is just trying to use me internalwise.
Yeah, I'm totes your friend, Mia, and definitely am not trying to use you "internalwise?"
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Rorick on September 08, 2011, 01:33:29 pm
Good, I haven't been asked another que.... crap.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 08, 2011, 04:32:28 pm
I wasn't talking about outside of IRON, you're not a friend. <_<
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 08, 2011, 05:07:59 pm
I wasn't talking about outside of IRON, you're not a friend. <_<
Oh...then I am trying to use you "internalwise?"
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 08, 2011, 05:17:28 pm
This thread is not about you.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 08, 2011, 05:29:54 pm
Mia, this forum is all about me.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 09, 2011, 02:59:19 am
No Leo, it's about Random Insanity.
So it's about me.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 09, 2011, 06:17:07 am
No.  It became about Mia when she used the word "internalwise".  I am presuming this refers to your lady parts.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 09, 2011, 09:09:34 am
No, it refers to IRON. It is just you perverted males filter anything possible for sexual related terms regardless of the fact I am a prude.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 09, 2011, 02:53:56 pm
The sad thing is Mia, I'm probably the least perverted guy in RIA.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Croix on September 09, 2011, 03:04:53 pm
What's going on in this thread?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 09, 2011, 05:00:29 pm
I don't think I want toknow.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 09, 2011, 05:09:05 pm
The sad thing is Mia, I'm probably the least perverted guy in RIA.
lolololol

Have you met my friend, Delta/Shadow, over here?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 09, 2011, 06:54:55 pm
Exactlyyyy.You're forgetting Delta and Shadow. :P
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Gangs on September 10, 2011, 05:33:27 am
porny?
Gangs, you are a horny little man. I'm giving you 3 names, you tell me who you would marry, who you would fuck, and who you would kill and why.    Paris Hilton, Lyndsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian. 
I'd marry hilton for the moolah, i'd kill lohan for herbie, i'd fuck kardashian cause she's hot (yeah i said it), eminem raps about her and she is HOT.

NEEEXT!
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 10, 2011, 05:45:26 am
Marry/Boff/Kill? What are you some kind of Dramafag?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Gangs on September 10, 2011, 06:03:22 am
Pff, newfag, read the threadededede.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 10, 2011, 06:36:57 am
No, it refers to IRON. It is just you perverted males brutha anything possible for sexual related terms regardless of the fact I am a prude.

Ok thanks for clearing that up.  I thought you were talking about your vagina.  You know, like they were trying to use you to gain access to yours.

I am afraid to ask what 'brutha' means. 
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Gangs on September 10, 2011, 08:35:50 am
I am afraid to ask what 'brutha' means. 
She likes em big and black.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 10, 2011, 09:36:44 am
No, it refers to IRON. It is just you perverted males brutha anything possible for sexual related terms regardless of the fact I am a prude.

Ok thanks for clearing that up.  I thought you were talking about your vagina.  You know, like they were trying to use you to gain access to yours.

I am afraid to ask what 'brutha' means. 

I know you aren't that stupid and knew exactly what I actually meant. :P
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 10, 2011, 05:47:08 pm
Croix, what is one of your best moments ever.

Gangs, would you kill an innocent homeless man to save a family if all you had to do was push a button?  What about if you had you shoot him and again if you had to kill him with your own hands.  Please give us some insight as to why.

SBM, Leo, and Brian answer my questions and quit playing hard ball with my emotions.

Mia, 3 words to describe your ideal man.

Anyone want something hard?  I meant a hard question.

 
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 10, 2011, 05:54:49 pm
Mia, 3 words to describe your ideal man.
I can answer that for her: Leo. You did say 3 letters, right?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 10, 2011, 06:26:45 pm
She doesn't need your words in her mouth.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: eaton94 on September 10, 2011, 06:28:46 pm
I think I would like to try that hard question, if you'll allow me
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 10, 2011, 07:09:12 pm
She doesn't need your words in her mouth.
You make my life way too easy, Mango.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 10, 2011, 08:02:22 pm
Eaton:  what is one thing in your past that you are not proud of.

Leo, it's almost like I did that on purpose. ;)

To anyone:  what do you like the most/least about your parents.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 10, 2011, 08:32:17 pm
Ideal? I am not sure I believe in an ideal. Everyone has their flaws but in general - intelligent, independent and capable of keeping their own with me.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Brian on September 10, 2011, 11:17:08 pm
sorry, i passed out at 9 last night due to my new jerb. Anyhow, this thread bores me.... Might as well call this thread 'All about Mia' and apparently she doesn't even like me cuz i told her i was forever in love because she used to word 'snarky' on IRC.

Anyhow, in answer to your question mango. I think I'm fairly 'average' when it comes to what i like in sexual stuff. Most weirdest thing I have is probably that I like boys (I also like girls tyvm see my threads in Red Light District). but yeah, i dont fap to asains with eels in their butts, or poop eating, or any other crazy stuff like that. But i also accept you if you do like that stuff. (leo, this is a safe place, feel free to let it all out...)
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 10, 2011, 11:41:56 pm
in general - intelligent, independent and capable of keeping their own with me.
So... Leo.... as much as you may hate to admit it, Leo meets 2 out of the 3 of those criteria with the third being the unknown. I'm sorry, Mia, but I'll always blame you for loving me... even if it is my fault.



And brian, my balls already are out, enjoying the breeze, feeling the cool autumn wind slowly blowing across the barren, wrinkled wasteland.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 11, 2011, 12:06:59 am
That was a very stirring visual Leo... I hate you now.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 11, 2011, 12:47:28 am
Brian, don't get bored of this thread just yet, I'll try to keep you entertained and would love to ask you another question if I could.  Also don't take it personal Brian, Mia dislikes all of us equally.

Leo, you have a gift when it comes to writing about your balls you should see where that can take you. Also, do you like it on top or on bottom?

Snowbound, how did you come to chose your name?

Mia, Im going to keep asking you questions because you are so good at answering them. What happened the last time you got really mad at someone?

Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Brian on September 11, 2011, 01:17:04 am
FINE, ask away you fuckface. ( please excuse any rudness, ive been drinking and ive noticed that i get kinda mouthy when ive been drinking...)
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 11, 2011, 01:33:44 am
Give me a hard question.


And Leo, I hate to tell you this, actually I'd love to, but I think Mia hates most of RIA's members.
Since we're the third worst trolls to grace CN.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Brian on September 11, 2011, 01:43:56 am
whow whow whow, i demand to know who the 2nd and 1st worst trolls are. I think i can take umm.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Gangs on September 11, 2011, 03:22:18 am
Gangs, would you kill an innocent homeless man to save a family if all you had to do was push a button?  What about if you had you shoot him and again if you had to kill him with your own hands.  Please give us some insight as to why.
In all seriousness, yes, yes and yes.
Firstly, regardless of how i kill a man, by pushing a button, with a gun or with my own hands, it wouldn't make a difference to me. Meaning obviously i would be distraught at having to kill an innocent, but the method wouldn't matter, a few years ago, it might have mattered, but not now...
Secondly, i'd feel worse knowing i've condemned an entire family to death by not acting. When it comes down to it, it's a choice between me killing the family or the bum, the choice is simple. If someone had to die, i'd kill the innocent bum rather than the family.

NEXT!
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 11, 2011, 10:25:46 am
This thread isn't all about me, but by mentioning me continuously in your own posts, you strive to make it all about me. Counterproductive much? And I don't dislike all of you. I never said I disliked you, brian. That would mean I actually exerted actual effort to dislike you and you're not worth that.

Truly mad? I'd say it is rare for me to be mad at someone. I am rather effective at the cold shoulder. If someone does something to anger me, good chance they will never know since I tend to skip to disappointment and just cut them out of my life since the action that causes me to be angry is typically one that reveals something about their nature that I didn't know about them previously.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Rorick on September 11, 2011, 11:09:06 am
I want a hard question.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 11, 2011, 12:10:55 pm
Leo, you have a gift when it comes to writing about your balls you should see where that can take you. Also, do you like it on top or on bottom?
Depends on the day.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 11, 2011, 02:14:19 pm
whow whow whow, i demand to know who the 2nd and 1st worst trolls are. I think i can take umm.
LUE was second.
/b/ was first.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 11, 2011, 02:14:46 pm
No, it refers to IRON. It is just you perverted males brutha anything possible for sexual related terms regardless of the fact I am a prude.

Ok thanks for clearing that up.  I thought you were talking about your vagina.  You know, like they were trying to use you to gain access to yours.

I am afraid to ask what 'brutha' means. 

I know you aren't that stupid and knew exactly what I actually meant. :P

I am sorry to disappoint you Mia - I am actually that stupid.  But it does raise a good question - how do you react when someone tries to use you for your vagina (or something less ambitious like say your vulva)?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 11, 2011, 02:19:21 pm
No, it refers to IRON. It is just you perverted males brutha anything possible for sexual related terms regardless of the fact I am a prude.

Ok thanks for clearing that up.  I thought you were talking about your vagina.  You know, like they were trying to use you to gain access to yours.

I am afraid to ask what 'brutha' means. 

I know you aren't that stupid and knew exactly what I actually meant. :P

I am sorry to disappoint you Mia - I am actually that stupid.  But it does raise a good question - how do you react when someone tries to use you for your vagina (or something less ambitious like say your vulva)?

Nobody gets to use me in that way ever, proudly prudish for life.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 11, 2011, 02:28:04 pm
This Gentleman, is why Leo fails on a daily basis to do anything with Mia.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 11, 2011, 02:34:41 pm
The key word in GS's question was "tries."
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 11, 2011, 02:47:51 pm
They don't try. :P
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 11, 2011, 02:57:14 pm
I agree. I don't need to try.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 11, 2011, 02:59:41 pm
(http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t209/rch88player/Therapist.jpg)

Leo, are you confusing your dreams with Reality again?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 11, 2011, 03:00:30 pm
What do you mean "again?" I never stopped.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 11, 2011, 03:04:35 pm
That, explains everything.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 12, 2011, 02:49:08 am
They don't try. :P

Hmm.  Would you like someone to try to use you for your hoo-haa?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 12, 2011, 03:05:43 am
They don't try. :P

Hmm.  Would you like someone to try to use you for your hoo-haa?

Only if they have a death wish.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 12, 2011, 03:14:15 am
Well, according to my sig, Leo never gets laid.
It stands to reason Mia cut his dick off cause he made advances
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 12, 2011, 03:18:02 am
Oh those were supposed to be advances? I thought he was serenading the nearby tree.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 12, 2011, 03:19:02 am
Oh those were supposed to be advances? I thought he was serenading the nearby tree.

ROFL, sig'd.
That made my night.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 12, 2011, 10:32:22 am
Touche, Mia, toufuckingche.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: eaton94 on September 12, 2011, 05:03:02 pm
what is on thing you are most ashamed of in your past?:

in my most recent past... joining this disturbing conversation :P next
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 12, 2011, 05:36:49 pm
what is on thing you are most ashamed of in your past?:
Being a tool for infidelity in another's relationship, and not having the will to say no. You get this feeling like you don't deserve your own skin.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 12, 2011, 07:37:25 pm
First of all, thank you to everyone who has given me serious and honest answers. Some of the discussed topics I'm sure were not easy to share.

Now let's keep digging in shall we. 

Eaton, craziest place you've ever done it.

Mia, how old were you your 1st time.

Leo, your wildest sexual fantasy.

Snowbound, do you drink alcohol, and if so, how many times per week?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 12, 2011, 08:22:32 pm
Mia, how old were you your 1st time.

When I said I was a prude, I meant it. :P
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 12, 2011, 09:43:34 pm
Mango, I'd rather not disappoint you.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 12, 2011, 11:13:21 pm
Do you drink alcohol, and if so, how many times per week?:
Long story, but I'll condense this as much as I can. I used to drink a lot, but only 1-2 times a week. I quit all that shit probably 8 months ago because it turns out it also went bad with my medication. I always had wondered if I was just supposed to throw up blood. Furthermore, I just started to dislike myself during a party, and everyone around me afterwards. Stopped smoking pot about two months before that because it was even worse for me.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 13, 2011, 03:19:05 pm
Oh those were supposed to be advances? I thought he was serenading the nearby tree.

Maybe that's how he lost his cock.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: eaton94 on September 13, 2011, 07:03:45 pm
I haven't done "it," what ever "it" may be, so nowhere
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: undiscoveredbum on September 13, 2011, 09:46:30 pm
I seem to have forgotten about this. Anyway...

Quote
Your name and avatar suggest that you are or were at one time a struggling musician. Which artist do you think your style of play relates to the most?

I've never seriously played a musical instrument in my life.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 13, 2011, 11:20:47 pm
Oh those were supposed to be advances? I thought he was serenading the nearby tree.

Maybe that's how he lost his cock.
I take good care of my roosters and do not appreciate you coming in here and saying otherwise.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 13, 2011, 11:37:36 pm
o_o
Pfft
*facedesk*
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 14, 2011, 07:28:50 am
Oh those were supposed to be advances? I thought he was serenading the nearby tree.

Maybe that's how he lost his cock.
I take good care of my roosters and do not appreciate you coming in here and saying otherwise.

Oh.  ok now I get all of Mango's cracks.  I guess Mia is right and I really am a pervert.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 14, 2011, 12:16:08 pm
You are a pervert.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 14, 2011, 02:34:21 pm
My sofa tells me that all the time.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 14, 2011, 02:48:35 pm
Grilledslug, what are you most afaid of.

Mia, would you go for coffee with Leo if I paid?

Leo, why are you the way you are?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 14, 2011, 02:54:13 pm
No.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 14, 2011, 03:25:08 pm
Leo, why are you the way you are?
Because I'm crazy... in love... with Mia...
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Gangs on September 14, 2011, 03:32:13 pm
I'M NEXT! ME ME ME! ASK ME! COME ON! MEEEEEE!
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 14, 2011, 04:10:14 pm
I'M NEXT! ME ME ME! ASK ME! COME ON! MEEEEEE!
Raising your hand the highest doesn't get you picked.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 14, 2011, 04:40:51 pm
Leo, why are you the way you are?
Because I'm crazy... in love... with Mia...

You're in love with C-zom, Mango and a ton of other people. I can just look back in various threads in this spam area to see you professing to love various people. Don't lie, dear.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 14, 2011, 05:32:11 pm
Yeah, but I was just telling them that I loved them in order to get them to have sex with me. You and me, this is different, Mia.


Totally different....

<_<

>_>
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 14, 2011, 05:50:54 pm
So you always chase after what you can't have? Good to know.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 14, 2011, 05:55:18 pm
I believe that I have proven time and time again that I can in fact have the things that I cannot have.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 14, 2011, 06:06:35 pm
I'M NEXT! ME ME ME! ASK ME! COME ON! MEEEEEE!
Raising your hand the highest doesn't get you picked.

It does in this thread.

Gangs, why are you Indian?









J/K  Ok, I got one and it's good.  Let's say that you could have any super power you wanted, what would it be?  Also your power has to be something little like holding your breath for 16 minutes or being able to whistle and be heard a mile away, or maybe give anyone a flat tire at will, something along those lines, not some oxshit like invisibility or flying.  Please give reason why. 

Snowbound, have you ever been able to whack off successfully with your left hand?

Edit:  Mia, would you go on a 1 week vacation of your choosing (paid by me) if Leo came with you but slept in a separate bed?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 14, 2011, 06:17:10 pm
Hell no. Just Leo being there would ruin it.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 14, 2011, 09:39:00 pm
Nobody said that the beds were in the same room, Mia. We could each have our own little vacations without ever seeing each other. Just think of the possibilities!
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 14, 2011, 09:41:21 pm
Would NOT be worth it. Rather die.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 14, 2011, 10:05:13 pm
So it's okay to be in the same country as me but not the same city?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 15, 2011, 02:58:12 am
Grilledslug, what are you most afaid of.


Incurring Mia's wrath.  She is mean jailbait.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: eaton94 on September 15, 2011, 04:33:07 pm
am I too boring to deserve a question.  :mellow:
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 15, 2011, 04:53:32 pm
am I too boring to deserve a question.  :mellow:

You don't want us to answer that.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 15, 2011, 05:35:34 pm
am I too boring to deserve a question.  :mellow:

You don't want us to answer that.
But in case you're still wondering, the answer is yes.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 15, 2011, 05:53:27 pm
am I too boring to deserve a question.  :mellow:

Don't listen to Mia, she's an ice princess, and Leo, well, don't you know he's loco?

I've asked you a question before and this time I want the ballz out truth.  Would you send every member of the RIA to ZI if someone offered you $200 in real life.  If not, how much would it take?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 15, 2011, 05:57:07 pm
Ice QUEEN, get it right.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 15, 2011, 06:08:09 pm
Don't listen to Mia, she's an ice princess, and Leo, well, don't you know he's loco?
Loco for Four Loko!
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 15, 2011, 06:18:07 pm
Ice QUEEN, get it right.

You're fucking married?!?!
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 15, 2011, 06:55:56 pm
Ice QUEEN, get it right.

You're fucking married?!?!

No. Ice Queen means queen of the ice. I don't need a King. :P
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 15, 2011, 07:08:48 pm
I don't know, Leo is the only queen that I recognize in this forum.  We do have an opening for the position of assistant to the queen if you're interested.  The pay sucks, there is no health benefits, lots of heavy lifting, and little or no room for advancement.  If you're interested please pm me or Leo.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 15, 2011, 08:38:52 pm
Nope, I refuse to recognize you.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 15, 2011, 09:27:05 pm
Don't make me ban you Mia.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 15, 2011, 10:20:44 pm
Don't make him ban me, Mia.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 15, 2011, 10:37:21 pm
I will turn this car around right now Mia.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 15, 2011, 11:22:57 pm
Mia > Mango

Yes, even if you were a female.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 15, 2011, 11:24:15 pm
I thought you were supposed to be asking questions.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 15, 2011, 11:42:46 pm
Ok, I got one. Snowbound, why did you hurt my feelings?

Mia, why aren't you in bed?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 15, 2011, 11:52:23 pm
I am in bed, on my laptop. :P
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 15, 2011, 11:56:32 pm
That must be uncomfortable.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 15, 2011, 11:57:17 pm
Hell no. Just Leo being there would ruin it.

What if it was me and not Leo?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 16, 2011, 12:18:50 am
I am in bed, on my laptop. :P
So anytime you see one of my posts, I'm on your laptop. So technically I'm on your laptop which is on you, creating a threesome that even you cannot deny.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 16, 2011, 12:27:00 am
*injects female hormones into Leo and sends him to that FemNazi Camp from Family Guy*
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 16, 2011, 06:42:24 am
Uh no? You're not on my laptop.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 16, 2011, 11:36:49 am
Now I am.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 16, 2011, 01:22:29 pm
Leo. I'm sending you to a camp to learn how to treat women correctly. It may or may not turn you into a woman.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 16, 2011, 01:35:11 pm
You'd actually think Leo is  capable of learning anything?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 16, 2011, 04:01:09 pm
I think so. He learned how to make you think about him 24x7.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 16, 2011, 05:12:53 pm
I don't think about anyone 24/7. I am an ice queen. :D
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 16, 2011, 06:10:14 pm
You'd actually think Leo is  capable of learning anything?
If he wasn't, then he must have been the smartest baby to ever be born into this world.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: eaton94 on September 16, 2011, 06:35:14 pm
while you guys are continuing the D"R"A"M"A I am going to answer my question:

no I would not send RIA into ZI land with any less than $600


EDIT: really now you people will modify my post... nice X|
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 16, 2011, 09:47:49 pm
while you guys are continuing the CockPony I am going to answer my question:

no I would not send RIA into ZI land with any less than $600

How much would it cost for you to ZI one member of RIA, let's say Leo for instance?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 17, 2011, 12:18:10 am
You'd actually think Leo is  capable of learning anything?
No. That's what the femminization ray is for.

And Mango, a lot of RIAers would ZI Leo for free. For shits and giggles.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 17, 2011, 12:56:03 am
You'd actually think Leo is  capable of learning anything?
No. That's what the femminization ray is for.

And Mango, a lot of RIAers would ZI Leo for free. For shits and giggles.
Heck, Leo would ZI Leo for shits and giggles.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: eaton94 on September 17, 2011, 09:10:17 am
You'd actually think Leo is  capable of learning anything?
No. That's what the femminization ray is for.

And Mango, a lot of RIAers would ZI Leo for free. For shits and giggles.

my thoughts exactly, I would ZI(if I had the ability) leo, from the posts in this thread alone, for the fun of it, next
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 18, 2011, 01:33:08 am
I want another question.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 21, 2011, 12:03:50 pm
Wow Mia is HOT!  I am only saying that because Leo can't have her.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 21, 2011, 03:32:23 pm
Pirates or ninjas?
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Electric Mango on September 21, 2011, 03:51:05 pm
my thoughts exactly, I would ZI(if I had the ability) leo, from the posts in this thread alone, for the fun of it, next

Eaton, if I gave you $3500 that you had to spend in one day what would you spend it on.  Also, you are not allowed to keep anything you buy after the 24hrs are over.

I want another question.

Crazyman, what is everything you did yesterday?

Pirates or ninjas?

I'm asking the questions in this thread damnit!

Mia, what are the 5 websites you visit the most?











Also, pirates.  Swearing, rum, and wenches is the life for me.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 21, 2011, 03:55:05 pm
Ninjas. I only answer Mia's questions.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Mia on September 21, 2011, 04:28:49 pm
If you lost everything you love, what would your driving purpose be and why?

1) IRON
2) My economics homework site
3) My math homework site
4) My accounting homework site
5) My college's online discussion board for each class
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Leo on September 21, 2011, 04:33:56 pm
I'd be dead, so I guess I wouldn't have a driving purpose.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 21, 2011, 05:12:38 pm
I trolled Leo and played Reach.
Title: Re: I Have Ways of Making You Talk
Post by: eaton94 on September 21, 2011, 05:56:45 pm
my thoughts exactly, I would ZI(if I had the ability) leo, from the posts in this thread alone, for the fun of it, next

Eaton, if I gave you $3500 that you had to spend in one day what would you spend it on.  Also, you are not allowed to keep anything you buy after the 24hrs are over.

professional hit-man