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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on October 14, 2011, 04:08:03 am

Title: Mythological creature
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 14, 2011, 04:08:03 am: A girlfriend once asked me what mythological creature I thought I was, and I said a Minotaur, because I think I am a littl bull-headed. But she paid me a compliment by disagreeing, and saying I was a Centaur. I asked her why, and she said I had the mind of a man, and definitely the body of an animal. This is the same girl who went at me through Star Trek: The Motion Picture.

So, what animal or mythological creature are you, and why?
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Post by: Leo on October 14, 2011, 10:38:33 am: Mind of a man and body of an animal, you say?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5e/ForrestGump2.jpg)+(http://askpari.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/walrus2.jpg)=GrilledSlug?
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 14, 2011, 02:13:55 pm: Fairly accurate likeness, but you need to add a handlebar moustache and chaps.
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Post by: Snowbound Milk on October 14, 2011, 02:27:44 pm: I sat back for about five minutes, and thought long and hard about this.

Sadly, I'm probably a troll.
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Post by: Arsenal 10 on October 14, 2011, 04:45:56 pm: I would be pikachu. Asian chicks just go crazy over me.
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Post by: Locke on October 14, 2011, 04:58:45 pm: So you're a rapist? Because that's what centaurs are. :v
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 14, 2011, 11:13:55 pm: lanna thinks I am a wyrm
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 16, 2011, 11:37:40 am: Quote from: Locke on October 14, 2011, 04:58:45 pm
So you're a rapist? Because that's what centaurs are. :v

As a matter of fact, yes. But consensual rape only. I also love it when Mia rapes me with her hands.
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Post by: Mia on October 16, 2011, 01:06:08 pm: I would never sleep with you.
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Post by: Leo on October 16, 2011, 01:15:47 pm: I guess we'll be up all night, then.
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Post by: Mia on October 16, 2011, 01:31:11 pm: You would never be allowed in the same room with me alive.
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Post by: Leo on October 16, 2011, 01:35:18 pm: But you'd allow me in if you were dead?
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Post by: Mia on October 16, 2011, 01:40:42 pm: No, I'd flee.
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Post by: Mogar on October 16, 2011, 02:30:45 pm: lots of recruiting in this thread
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Post by: Leo on October 16, 2011, 03:35:02 pm: Quote from: Mia on October 16, 2011, 01:40:42 pm
No, I'd flee.
But I thought you were dead?
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 17, 2011, 02:25:35 am: Ok so that settles it - Mia is a zombie/living dead. And she wants to stay up all night, and play catch the decomposing ass. That's even hotter than I could imagine.

I still can't peg Leo though - any suggestions?
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Post by: Leo on October 17, 2011, 02:19:58 pm: A snail? Since I'm such a slimeball?
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Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 18, 2011, 02:53:33 am: Are you saying something about mollusks, sir?

Incidentally, this morning I watched a HUGE snail practically gallop across my lawn.

In full swing, it lapped like a tongue, and as it licked its way across the moist dew-laden plot, I wondered if it sometimes has a problem with grass getting stuck in its shell. I also wondered if the lawn was enjoying itself. Then I thought of Mia.
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Post by: Leo on October 18, 2011, 12:00:06 pm: You're.... welcome?
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Post by: C-zom on October 18, 2011, 11:40:20 pm: I didn't even read the OP but its good to note that the wendigo is the most badass folklore creature.