Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 31, 2011, 01:55:17 am
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...I hit two homeruns. One on each side of the plate. Weird.
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By two homeruns do you mean his face?
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No. I was close, and apparently everyone on my team wishes I would have. He was being a complete douche the entire time and I finally snapped at him. That's when he literally got right in my face, shoved me, and told me to do something about it.
The only reasons I didn't do anything:
1) I was in a public place.
2) My promotion would vanish in a heartbeat if I got arrested for it.
3) I wouldn't have stopped beating on him. At all.
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Company baseball team then?
Also, lol, baseball.
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Kind of. A bunch of people got together and decided to play softball. He's a guy from the warehouse.
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He's jealous of your mad skillz.
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He left after my first homerun.
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Now you just need to bang his wife and he'll vanish from existence.
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His wife is a whale. No thanks.
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I don't know rlr, I hear whales are down for all kinds of kinky shit.
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His wife is a whale. No thanks.
DO YOU WANT TO RID THE WORLD OF HIM OR NOT?
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Maybe you can get leo to bang her as a proxy for you?
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if she's a whale just take her to seaworld and have her pet the dolphins, pretty much the same thing is going to happen.
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His wife is a whale. No thanks.
Don't let that stop you from doing the right thing.
if she's a whale just take her to seaworld and have her pet the dolphins, pretty much the same thing is going to happen.
PETA will just sue them for slavery and free her anyway.
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Maybe you can get leo to bang her as a proxy for you?
As long as he gets me there, I'll do what I gotta do.... for the team of course, since I obviously won't enjoy it at all since it's technically my job.
And Jenne, I think what he meant is that the dolphins are going to have sex with her, in case you didn't catch that the first time.
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Maybe you should bat for the other team