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Title: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Mr_Cynic on February 14, 2012, 10:37:27 am
I have Scrooge McDuck as my Facebook profile picture, half a bottle of Jameson, and only two classes.  Pity I actually have work to do.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Buck Turgidson on February 14, 2012, 02:06:34 pm
I stole some flowers from my workplace and passed them off as my gift to my wife.  Hopefully I will get a blowjob out of it.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Erwin Schrödinger on February 14, 2012, 03:17:46 pm
(http://i.imgur.com/1aqgC.jpg)
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Pterrydactyl on February 14, 2012, 05:44:29 pm
Don't worry Schrodinger, you still have/don't have your cat.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Jenne on February 14, 2012, 10:17:56 pm
(http://littleblackblog.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/Commego-dot-com-b502dd56986d-Happy_valentines_day.jpg)
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Mia on February 16, 2012, 12:22:26 pm
Heh, Valentine's Day can be either a terrible day or a good day. Depends on how you look at it honestly. I use it as a day to remind all my friends I care about them. It doesn't have to be about a significant other, it can just be about caring about someone. Maybe that is not the crummy garbage you want to hear but with the world so negative, it is rare for someone to hear they're appreciated and we often take our friends for granted.

Also I hate how Valentine's Day is overcommercialized and all about chocolates and etc. It is not what it truly should be about likewise, you shouldn't just tell someone you care about them on Valentine's Day.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Leo on February 16, 2012, 06:02:19 pm
Heh, Valentine's Day can be either a terrible day or a good day. Depends on how you look at it honestly. I use it as a day to remind all my friends I care about them.
You didn't remi-oh....
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Arsenal 10 on February 16, 2012, 06:28:20 pm
I forgot it was valentine's day. My flat mate asked my if I planned to do anything for my girlfriend and I realised what day it was. So that keeps my record straight, I have never done anything on valentine's day.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Leo on February 16, 2012, 08:28:49 pm
...except get dumped.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Reoga on February 16, 2012, 08:52:57 pm
Chronicle of the Annoying Quest: PSA 3 - Holidays (Part I) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVgpFVE-EA4#) Thats what I did
3 chicks 2 dudes
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Mia on February 16, 2012, 10:02:38 pm
...except get dumped.

If she is smart, she won't care. >_>
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Arsenal 10 on February 16, 2012, 10:54:16 pm
...except get dumped.

If she is smart, she won't care. >_>
I got an evil look and disappointed sigh, lol.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Leo on February 16, 2012, 11:34:04 pm
...except get dumped.

If she is smart, she won't care. >_>
Except she's with Arse, so....


and don't worry, Arse, you'll get used to the sighs. I sure did.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Arsenal 10 on February 17, 2012, 12:37:58 am
Yeah, I don't understand it either, Leo. She is way too smart for me.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Leo on February 17, 2012, 06:58:28 pm
She is way too smart for me.
Some bars are easy to reach for even the dumbest of bimbos.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Mia on February 17, 2012, 09:19:05 pm
Girls always give looks and then you're meant to interpret them. >_<
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Leo on February 17, 2012, 09:30:59 pm
Girls always give looks and then you're meant to interpret them. >_<
Pssh, I wish I could get a girl to look at me.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Jenne on February 17, 2012, 10:01:01 pm
Girls always give looks and then you're meant to interpret them. >_<
You know it's funny.  The only time a girl/woman ever shuts up is when they actually could say something meaningful.  Instead, they choose that time to play a fucking guessing game, and then act surprised when we have no clue what the hell your problem is.  No wonder you are all depressed all the time.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Arsenal 10 on February 17, 2012, 11:21:54 pm
Girls always give looks and then you're meant to interpret them. >_<
You know it's funny.  The only time a girl/woman ever shuts up is when they actually could say something meaningful.  Instead, they choose that time to play a fucking guessing game, and then act surprised when we have no clue what the hell your problem is.  No wonder you are all depressed all the time.
It would be so much easier if I could just marry you, Jenne. You get it.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Mia on February 18, 2012, 04:21:27 pm
Girls always give looks and then you're meant to interpret them. >_<
You know it's funny.  The only time a girl/woman ever shuts up is when they actually could say something meaningful.  Instead, they choose that time to play a fucking guessing game, and then act surprised when we have no clue what the hell your problem is.  No wonder you are all depressed all the time.

Guys aren't exactly easy either. I prefer to be blunt but it is society playing role types against us here. Women's brains are different than males' and we think differently. Problem is we also interact differently due to how society raised us. Males are supposed to be tough and not express any emotions. Girls are supposedly over emotional. However, girls tend not to say what they mean or they learn to use it to manipulate people into getting what they want. This is typical girl  back stab as they say. Say one thing but mean another.

Truth is: humans are fucking complicated. Communication is fucking complicated. You can communicate something by NOT communicating. Sometimes you can overcommunicate, sometimes you don't communicate enough. Throw in the fact we all grow up with different background, subcultures and we all are unique beings with different perspectives on  the world and how we interpret it. Of course we're all arrogant so we assume everyone else sees the world as we do until we realize that isn't true. So we're not even always speaking the same communication language. >_> Then throw in the fact that when MALES think they're sending a signal that is "obvious" they aren't always. Same for females though.

So at the end of the day: if you want to tell someone something, SAY IT. And males have an issue with not always realizing what emotions drive their actions, though females can have this issue too, it is normally for males because society teaches males to be hardasses and not to give a damn about anything. That to do so is to be "weak".

Yet females are emotional types so emotions are more the way they're used to communicating. So to sum it up: people are fucking complicated. If you think a person is worth their crap, then make sure you actually put time and effort  into it and try to keep communicating.  Because if there is a miscommunication, it is always both people's faults. Takes two people to mess up.

And most of all, guys are just as stupid as girls are. We're just all stupid in different ways when it comes to communication.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Jenne on February 18, 2012, 04:51:04 pm
I rest my case.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Mia on February 18, 2012, 05:05:34 pm
I rest my case.

Not really. My point: males and females are stupid. We just suck at communication.

On another note, I don't get depressed all the time. If anything, I tend to be rather zany. :P
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Leo on February 18, 2012, 05:10:10 pm
Truth is: humans are fucking complicated.
I'm not complicated and I think that I'm human. Heck, I'm so simple, I could probably give you my login info and no one would ever notice the difference.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Arsenal 10 on February 18, 2012, 09:10:51 pm
Heh, nice one Mia. You said this,

Guys aren't exactly easy either. I prefer to be blunt but it is society playing role types against us here. Women's brains are different than males' and we think differently. Problem is we also interact differently due to how society raised us. Males are supposed to be tough and not express any emotions. Girls are supposedly over emotional. However, girls tend not to say what they mean or they learn to use it to manipulate people into getting what they want. This is typical girl  back stab as they say. Say one thing but mean another.

Truth is: humans are fucking complicated. Communication is fucking complicated. You can communicate something by NOT communicating. Sometimes you can overcommunicate, sometimes you don't communicate enough. Throw in the fact we all grow up with different background, subcultures and we all are unique beings with different perspectives on  the world and how we interpret it. Of course we're all arrogant so we assume everyone else sees the world as we do until we realize that isn't true. So we're not even always speaking the same communication language. >_> Then throw in the fact that when MALES think they're sending a signal that is "obvious" they aren't always. Same for females though.

So at the end of the day: if you want to tell someone something, SAY IT. And males have an issue with not always realizing what emotions drive their actions, though females can have this issue too, it is normally for males because society teaches males to be hardasses and not to give a damn about anything. That to do so is to be "weak".

Yet females are emotional types so emotions are more the way they're used to communicating. So to sum it up: people are fucking complicated. If you think a person is worth their crap, then make sure you actually put time and effort  into it and try to keep communicating.  Because if there is a miscommunication, it is always both people's faults. Takes two people to mess up.

And most of all, guys are just as stupid as girls are. We're just all stupid in different ways when it comes to communication.

Which can easily be summed down to this,

My point: males and females are stupid. We just suck at communication.

Just to prove girls are difficult to understand. ;)

I'm not complicated and I think that I'm human. Heck, I'm so simple, I could probably give you my login info and no one would ever notice the difference.
I would be able to tell, Leo. Suddenly you wouldn't be so mean anymore. Y U SO MEAN?
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Leo on February 18, 2012, 09:19:26 pm
I would be able to tell, Leo. Suddenly you wouldn't be so mean anymore. Y U SO MEAN?
I'm not mean, Arse, I'm just giving you tough love because I know you have the potential to be better.

NOW GIVE ME 600 PUSH-UPS AND LET'S MAKE THAT BIG ARSE OF YOURS INTO A NOT SO BIG ARSE!!!! GOT IT, ARSE?
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Gangs on February 19, 2012, 02:36:11 am
I was pretty much alone this valentines day...the day just never pans out right for me.



Contrary to my generally sexist/sexual predatorish disposition towards bobian women, im usually pretty good with them irl, but come valentines, i always find myself alone...
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Arsenal 10 on February 19, 2012, 02:46:43 am
I'm not mean, Arse, I'm just giving you tough love because I know you have the potential to be better.

NOW GIVE ME 600 PUSH-UPS AND LET'S MAKE THAT BIG ARSE OF YOURS INTO A NOT SO BIG ARSE!!!! GOT IT, ARSE?
Aww, thank you Leo. :wub:

I was pretty much alone this valentines day...the day just never pans out right for me.

Contrary to my generally sexist/sexual predatorish disposition towards bobian women, im usually pretty good with them irl, but come valentines, i always find myself alone...
Wanna cuddle? I've been told I'm great at spooning.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Gangs on February 19, 2012, 02:52:15 am
Till i was 16, I always assumed that had something to do  with sticking a spoon up someones butt...
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Erwin Schrödinger on February 19, 2012, 04:48:13 am
I wouldn't say males and females are stupid, just ignorant. They listen to what society tells them certain signals mean instead of understanding that everyone is different in certain ways. I think society's teachings are what make people ignorant and what makes people misread each others' body language. People simple don't know how to properly communicate with the opposite sex, but out of ignorance, less than stupidity. Unless you want to count as listening to your deadbeat cousin who knows nothing of what he is talking about as stupid, then yea, that is pretty stupid. Reading people is all about learning yourself instead of listening to other people. Entirely possible. I think most people are simple for it.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Leo on February 19, 2012, 02:24:20 pm
Wanna cuddle? I've been told I'm great at spooning.
Fuck you, Arse! I WARNED YOU ABOUT HIM AND NOW YOU GO OUT WITH THE ONE PERSON I TOLD YOU TO AVOID!!!!

I hate raising teenage girls.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Buck Turgidson on February 19, 2012, 02:32:29 pm
People simple don't know how to properly communicate with the opposite sex, but out of ignorance, less than stupidity.

I communicate a wide range of emotions with my penis. 
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Gangs on February 19, 2012, 04:24:31 pm
Wanna cuddle? I've been told I'm great at spooning.
Fuck you, Arse! I WARNED YOU ABOUT HIM AND NOW YOU GO OUT WITH THE ONE PERSON I TOLD YOU TO AVOID!!!!

I hate raising teenage girls.
Hey old man, you ain't the boss of her.
Come on arse, lets ditch this joint.
/me takes out pocket for arse to hold.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Leo on February 19, 2012, 09:14:07 pm
*smacks Arse*

Gangs, I don't give a damn what you and your hooligans do on your own damn time, but DAMMIT IF I'M GOING TO LET YOU TELL ME HOW TO RAISE MY KID!!!!

*takes out shotgun and starts shooting wildly*
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Buck Turgidson on February 20, 2012, 04:00:23 am
*ducks head in the way of a shot*
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Gangs on February 20, 2012, 05:31:26 am
SHHH! Be veewy veeewy quite, he's hunting wabbits!
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Leo on February 20, 2012, 01:20:19 pm
No, I'm looking for prawns.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Buck Turgidson on February 20, 2012, 01:59:31 pm
Bottom-feeder.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Leo on February 20, 2012, 04:02:23 pm
I take what I can get.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Mia on February 21, 2012, 12:38:05 am
I kinda went on a rant, felt like it. :v I also like going off on rants for no particular reason. But since I have heard so many guys complaint o me about girls when they don't realize guys are the same freaking way...

It is a human problem, not a gender problem.
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Leo on February 21, 2012, 12:55:03 am
Can't it be both?
Title: Re: Ah, fucking Valentine's Day
Post by: Buck Turgidson on February 21, 2012, 05:27:32 am
Only for bi-sexuals.