Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V

Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: schneereich on August 27, 2007, 10:55:26 am

Title: I like my men/women like I like my...
Post by: schneereich on August 27, 2007, 10:55:26 am
I like my women like I like my wine: 14 years old and kept in a cellar.

I like my women like I like my cup holders: they vanish from sight until you want to stick something in them.

And the one that inspired me: I like my men like I like my toothpaste: you think they're empty, then you squeeze them and a bit more comes out.

Your turn!