Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Jenne on May 18, 2012, 08:33:49 pm
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than breaking a bolt.
Was tightening one of the last bolts on my motorcycle after putting the rear wheel back on when I felt that pop. That unmistakable feeling that means you have made a terrible mistake.
I guess I'd imaging breaking a condom is up there on the list, though I've not had the misfortune. But, even there, there is still a good chance that your mistake didn't produce a little water head miracle baby child.
Bill Hicks - Childbirth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6GhOLE6hSU#)
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Backing down the driveway and hearing the unmistakable crunch of smashing your rear lights on the letter box is right up there too.
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Oh yeah. Day after I got my car, backing out between the stone retaining wall and the house.. the mirrors saying I'm good until that horrible ripping tearing sound.
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I have to agree with the motorcycle bolt. it's just a second of, "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
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My friend rammed my car into my neighbor's fence...
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When your friends bites into the screw you dropped in his tuna
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I reach into my pocket
it's not my pocket
spaghetti everywhere
I shit and cum at the same time
she gets up horrified and vomits all over me
police come
anus is sore
everybody does the dinosaur
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Condom breaking is about the same feeling of losing 40-60 dollars cash. It sucks, but it's doable. Nothing near the feeling of breaking a bolt.
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Here are some that have plagued me:
- Building a new computer, and leaving the heatsink to last only to realize you need to disassemble the whole lot because you forgot the retaining plate.
- Pulling out at the last minute in the expectation of a slurpy ending only to 'come' to terms with the fact that she doesn't want to taste herself, and the whole thing turns into an awkward facial. Then getting her name wrong.
- Farting alone in the elevator and having someone you know board at your stop.
- Farting during a long-winded speech at a 100 plate business dinner, and as chance would have it, during a pregnant pause. And as chance would have it, a particularly thunderous one. The kind that changes the way you walk.
- Mistaking your Latin professor for a man, and taking the initiative to clear up your confusion in front of the whole class. "When does Mrs. Gardner get here, sir?" And there were some great tits in that class...
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gambling with a Sicilian when death is on the line.
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Refusing the Sicilian's offer.
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Then getting her name wrong.
Oh man. That is fucking hilarious.
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Hallelujah....*funk* :troll:
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Then getting her name wrong.
Oh man. That is fucking hilarious.
Well, I thought so too after a time. The relationship sure didn't last too long...