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Title: Pluto just keeps having babies
Post by: Shadow on July 11, 2012, 11:28:47 pm: They just discovered the fifth moon of Pluto!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S/2012_P_1

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Title: Re: Pluto just keeps having babies
Post by: Arsenal 10 on July 12, 2012, 02:09:34 am: Man they suck at naming planets nowadays.
Title: Re: Pluto just keeps having babies
Post by: morrison on July 12, 2012, 03:18:45 am: I wasnt aware that pluto had more than one satelite. although do the moons go around pluto or do they go arond pluto and charon as a system?
Title: Re: Pluto just keeps having babies
Post by: Leo on July 12, 2012, 04:18:21 am: Pluto is like that woman who gets mad when you dump her and starts having sex with every man available just to show you what you're missing now that she's not a planet to you.
Title: Re: Pluto just keeps having babies
Post by: Buck Turgidson on July 12, 2012, 06:24:46 am: Exactly. Pluto is obviously still acting out about its demotion to Minor Planet.
Title: Re: Pluto just keeps having babies
Post by: morrison on July 12, 2012, 09:10:04 am: As long as it doesnt send any asteroids in our way
Title: Re: Pluto just keeps having babies
Post by: Buck Turgidson on July 12, 2012, 10:44:50 am: Pluto got a raw deal, but I support the Astonomical Union. That said, they have never tested my loyalty like this before. I hope they know what they are doing, because this whole situation seems to be spiralling out of control, and Pluto will obviously never accept its new station.
Title: Re: Pluto just keeps having babies
Post by: Pterrydactyl on July 20, 2012, 01:42:55 am: Heres an idea, how about we stop pointing the fucking Hubble at Pluto and do some REAL MAN science with it?

Like, oh I don't know, Locate more trans-Neptunian objects? I WANT MY FUCKING PLANET X. Or at the very least, some more info on Tyche and the possibility of it's existance.
Title: Re: Pluto just keeps having babies
Post by: Leo on July 20, 2012, 03:48:34 am: Quote from: Pterrydactyl on July 20, 2012, 01:42:55 am
Heres an idea, how about we stop pointing the fucking Hubble at Pluto and do some REAL MAN science with it?
Seinfeld voice: "Everyone knows the first break up never lasts."
Title: Re: Pluto just keeps having babies
Post by: Buck Turgidson on July 20, 2012, 04:01:25 am: Screw the Hubble - we're sending a spaceship there. It gets there in 3 years. I hope we can get our fucking story straight by then. Imagine how embarassed we'll be if we're still calling Pluto a minor, and it turns out we just had her pegged in the wrong state. Her and her babies, destitute and drunk on a park bench at the end of the solar system. In Florida.