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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: rlrcstrnthusiast on September 18, 2012, 05:58:08 pm

Title: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on September 18, 2012, 05:58:08 pm
'kay?
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 18, 2012, 09:27:44 pm
'kay?
her parents will never accept you as a member of the family. turtle parents are very traditional these days.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Arsenal 10 on September 19, 2012, 12:32:38 am
her parents will never accept you as a member of the family.
(http://twistedsifter.sifter.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/tortoise-turtle-look-of-disapproval.jpg)
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Leo on September 19, 2012, 08:25:08 am
Wait, why are you marrying me again?
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on September 19, 2012, 04:54:43 pm
I got you drunk and made you propose.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Leo on September 19, 2012, 11:02:12 pm
At least I'm the man in a relationship for once.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Arsenal 10 on September 20, 2012, 03:02:33 am
Gender roles ftw!

Who says a women can't propose? You're still the chick, Leo.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Leo on September 20, 2012, 09:57:08 pm
Gender roles ftw!

Who says a women can't propose? You're still the chick, Leo.
I hope I never let a woman propose to me ever, fuck what the feminists say. The closest I'd allow to that is just chilling and she brings up the subject and I'm like "sure, whatevs, let's get hitched I guess. *faps*"
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on September 21, 2012, 08:49:36 am
I hope I never let a woman propose to me ever, fuck what the feminists say. The closest I'd allow to that is just chilling and she brings up the subject and I'm like "sure, whatevs, let's get hitched I guess. *faps*"






























































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Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Leo on September 21, 2012, 02:40:27 pm
expectedLeogettingwomenzislulz/10
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: fAILiurestrategist on September 22, 2012, 05:49:01 am
Best of luck on your special day!
(http://images.dailydawdle.com/holy-shirt-not-romantic.gif)
 :troll:
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Arsenal 10 on September 24, 2012, 04:30:55 am
expectedLeogettingwomenzislulz/10
Aw, Leo. Don't lose hope. Even Barney found a girl, and look how far gone he was.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Leo on September 24, 2012, 04:46:54 pm
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Aw, Leo. Don't lose hope. Even Barney found a girl, and look how far gone he was.
If we're talking about Barney Stinson, that dude pulled major tail and did not need to get hitched.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on September 24, 2012, 05:03:45 pm
...isn't Barney Stinson gay?
Or is that the guy who portrays him?
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Croix on September 24, 2012, 07:47:47 pm
The actor who plays him is gay, but he's an amazing actor.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Arsenal 10 on September 25, 2012, 12:18:21 am
NPH is gay. Barney Stinson isn't.

My point was though, Barney wanted to get married, and he found someone. Don't give up, Leo.

Though, why he wanted marriage is something I don't quite understand... >_>
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Leo on September 25, 2012, 01:22:21 am
Why he didn't marry a stripper who was awesome in bed in exchange for a boring Canadian teen pop sensation turned news anchor, that I shall never understand.

Also, all hope is lost, the Leo has given up.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Arsenal 10 on September 25, 2012, 01:55:54 am
Why he didn't marry a stripper who was awesome in bed in exchange for a boring Canadian teen tonic sensation turned news anchor, that I shall never understand.

Also, all hope is lost, the Leo has given up.
Hopefully the next season will explain that. New episodes are on in like 30 minutes.

You should turn gay. I hear gay guys have way more fun than straight guys, you don't have to deal with crazy bitches.

Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Leo on September 25, 2012, 02:39:22 am
But I like women's bodies.... a lot....

And I watched the latest episode and all I can say is, well done, writers; you had me thinking for a second that you were actually going to show her face what with all the build up at the end, but you caught me off guard even when I knew what was coming, you sons of bitches.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Arsenal 10 on September 25, 2012, 03:03:54 am
Just finished watching it. Was pretty good. Lily and Marshall cracked me up.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 25, 2012, 08:25:32 am
May you have thousands of hatchlings, and may they all be masculine hatchlings.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on September 25, 2012, 12:38:15 pm
Start hitting up some bars, Leo. A little liquid luck and liquid courage go a long way.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Leo on September 25, 2012, 12:43:07 pm
Leo is under 21 so Leo does not go to bars. He does take your advice on liquid luck and courage to the extreme, however.


And yep, Arse, gonna be a good season; I'm a little surprised the Quinn thing is fucking up so quickly into the new season, but we'll see how it all goes down.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Arsenal 10 on September 25, 2012, 05:21:40 pm
Leo is under 21 so Leo does not go to bars. He does take your advice on liquid luck and courage to the extreme, however.


And yep, Arse, gonna be a good season; I'm a little surprised the Quinn thing is fucking up so quickly into the new season, but we'll see how it all goes down.
Ikr, I expected that to be quite long and drawn out.

Oh, and was it just me, or did the Mother have thick as hell legs...
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Leo on September 25, 2012, 05:53:13 pm
Yeah, my roommate was commenting that they're a lot tanner than he remembers, too. Either way, I get the feeling that we're not going to see her face until the very last episode when she's smitten with his storytelling skills or something, and everything up until then will just be filler with him talking to the old lady (and probably other people who show up to replace her, ala Forrest Gump).
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Arsenal 10 on September 26, 2012, 01:24:14 am
Yeah, my roommate was commenting that they're a lot tanner than he remembers, too. Either way, I get the feeling that we're not going to see her face until the very last episode when she's smitten with his storytelling skills or something, and everything up until then will just be filler with him talking to the old lady (and probably other people who show up to replace her, ala Forrest Gump).
That would be pretty good. And didn't they say that there was another season after this one? So we probably won't even see her face in this season anyway. Though, might be wrong and this is the last season.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Leo on September 26, 2012, 05:17:50 pm
The show is signed on for another season. I still think that they'll show her face this season and then next season will be all about him trying to woo her or find her some something like that. The kids should be born soon, so there's only so much longer this show can last.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Arsenal 10 on September 26, 2012, 10:43:16 pm
The show is signed on for another season. I still think that they'll show her face this season and then next season will be all about him trying to woo her or find her some something like that. The kids should be born soon, so there's only so much longer this show can last.
Yeah, it gets pretty sad when shows drag it out for a bit too long. *cough* Scrubs *cough*
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Leo on September 26, 2012, 10:47:10 pm
*cough*Bones*cough*

*cough*Office*cough*

*cough*Simpsons*cough*
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Arsenal 10 on September 26, 2012, 11:02:45 pm
*cough*Simpsons*cough*
Definitely this one. The modern Simpsons are just sad.
Title: Re: Tomorrow, I'm going to marry the turtle of my dreams!
Post by: Leo on September 26, 2012, 11:47:41 pm
Tis true. Shoulda ended it with the movie.