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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on September 26, 2012, 06:29:20 am

Title: Buttchugging
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 26, 2012, 06:29:20 am
http://edition.cnn.com/2012/09/25/us/tennessee-fraternity-suspended/index.html?hpt=us_c1 (http://edition.cnn.com/2012/09/25/us/tennessee-fraternity-suspended/index.html?hpt=us_c1)

Oh, dear.
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: fAILiurestrategist on September 26, 2012, 02:00:33 pm
Drinking beer through your arsehole?
 :wtf:
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 26, 2012, 02:09:58 pm
Yes.  I don't mean to sound homophobic, but any excuse to shove rubber up your ass, even for the purposes of inebriation, is gay.
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Croix on September 26, 2012, 04:05:56 pm
well, it gets you almost immediately drunk, since it bypasses your stomach, but it can very easily lead to alcohol poisoning
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on September 26, 2012, 04:30:33 pm
A thimble of Vodka up the ass gets literally anyone drunk. ANYONE.

I'm sorry, but I like to taste my alcohol, thanks.
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Ogaden on September 26, 2012, 06:15:59 pm
The hell?
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Jenne on September 26, 2012, 06:49:43 pm
Believe it or not, when I saw the work buttchug, I actually thought of something else.  Back in the day I went out with a group of people from South Africa.  About once an hour someone would yell out "Butt Chug", and you would have to squat down so your arse was damn near on the ground and chug your beer, and could you stand up until you finished.  We mildly entertaining watching people falling over trying to pull this off late in the night.
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Arsenal 10 on September 26, 2012, 10:39:53 pm
Believe it or not, when I saw the work buttchug, I actually thought of something else.  Back in the day I went out with a group of people from South Africa.  About once an hour someone would yell out "Butt Chug", and you would have to squat down so your arse was damn near on the ground and chug your beer, and could you stand up until you finished.  We mildly entertaining watching people falling over trying to pull this off late in the night.
This sounds fun.

Funneling beer in your arsehole does not. I mean, I'm all for getting pissed, but this is just so stupid.
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 30, 2012, 01:49:59 pm
what's gay about butt chugging
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 01, 2012, 09:28:12 am
what's gay about butt chugging

I guess it's only really gay if you attach a 10" black mambo extra wide to it.
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 01, 2012, 03:37:54 pm
what's gay about butch hugging
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 03, 2012, 06:38:22 am
what's gay about butch hugging

Buttchugging
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Arsenal 10 on October 03, 2012, 02:31:27 pm
what's gay about butch hugging
icwatudidthar
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Pterrydactyl on October 03, 2012, 03:45:26 pm
I wish my fraternity did something fun.  I mean, they literally do NOTHING fun, membership is automatic, and they don't have rush week or anything...  Stupid Phi Theta Kappa...
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Leo on October 03, 2012, 06:11:33 pm
lol at Apo namedropping his frat.



*refuses to join any society he has to pay for*


*glares at Blue Key and others of its kind*

Stop spamming me! You could pay for my membership if you really wanted me with all the money you spend on envelopes and postage.
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Arsenal 10 on October 03, 2012, 10:42:31 pm
lol at Apo namedropping his frat.



*refuses to join any society he has to pay for*


*glares at Blue Key and others of its kind*

Stop spamming me! You could pay for my membership if you really wanted me with all the money you spend on envelopes and postage.
This. A thousand times this. Except it's called golden key for me.
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Leo on October 04, 2012, 02:24:23 am
Just all the Keys, really.



*also, lol at Arse and that Leo faggot for namedropping honors societies in order to look smart*




*faggots*
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 04, 2012, 01:21:52 pm
I remember my college days, used to be a member of Epsilon Rho Rho
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Leo on October 04, 2012, 01:40:05 pm
I once tried to join Gamma Iota Alpha but they said I was too serious to be a part of their frat.
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 05, 2012, 02:24:18 pm
I actually got kicked out because I wasn't serious enough. those guys were a bunch of machines. kind of a glorified antisocial clique really. even after initiation they kept calling me meatbag.
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Jenne on October 05, 2012, 09:09:30 pm
I had offers to join a couple, but never had any interest.  I knew people in damn near every one, so I could go anywhere I wanted without having to deal with the stigma of being associated to a particular frat.  That, and I can't be fucked to pay for friends. 
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Leo on October 05, 2012, 10:49:34 pm
And my joke flew over everyone's head.
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Jenne on October 06, 2012, 12:55:14 pm
And my joke flew over everyone's head.
No, I got it.  Just was not that good.  You're losing your touch.
Title: Re: Buttchugging
Post by: Leo on October 06, 2012, 08:05:47 pm
I don't think I ever had a touch. If I did, I would've retired while I was still on top.