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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Pterrydactyl on March 14, 2013, 07:41:14 pm

Title: How desperate am I to fund my short film? THIS DESPERATE.
Post by: Pterrydactyl on March 14, 2013, 07:41:14 pm
It is currently at $395.  If it reaches $500, I will DYE MY HAIR GREEN FOR A WEEK and post pictures.

I've spread this to facebook already, as well as our twitter.
Title: Re: How desperate am I to fund my short film? THIS DESPERATE.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on March 14, 2013, 10:02:44 pm
And to those of us who have already donated. <_<
Title: Re: How desperate am I to fund my short film? THIS DESPERATE.
Post by: Leo on March 14, 2013, 10:12:49 pm
No dick pics? Reoga will not be pleased.
Title: Re: How desperate am I to fund my short film? THIS DESPERATE.
Post by: Pterrydactyl on March 15, 2013, 01:57:49 am
And to those of us who have already donated. <_<

You have an executive producer credit!

This is more of a way to try and get 20 people to donate $5.
Title: Re: How desperate am I to fund my short film? THIS DESPERATE.
Post by: Pterrydactyl on March 15, 2013, 02:07:22 am
But, there are additional plans for each $500 mark.

For example at hitting $1000, we will do a paintball "quick-draw" to see which of our producers is superior.  I will be using my Spyder MR 2 fully automatic, and my opponent will be using a Tippman A3.  THe other producer will be using a Project Salvo special edition.

It will be filmed and posted once we hit $1000
Title: Re: How desperate am I to fund my short film? THIS DESPERATE.
Post by: Electric Mango on March 15, 2013, 05:02:14 pm
You are tempting me to donate.  What does $5.00 get me?  I want my name in the credits and a one second shot of a penis spliced into your film ala Fight Club style.
Title: Re: How desperate am I to fund my short film? THIS DESPERATE.
Post by: Princess Celly on March 15, 2013, 07:51:14 pm
i dont understand why "ill go out and play paintball with my friends!" is an incentive for me to donate.
Title: Re: How desperate am I to fund my short film? THIS DESPERATE.
Post by: Pterrydactyl on March 16, 2013, 03:16:24 am
You are tempting me to donate.  What does $5.00 get me?  I want my name in the credits and a one second shot of a penis spliced into your film ala Fight Club style.

For $5 gets you name in the credits.

$1000 gets a 1 frame penis slice.

Also, we are only $5 away from me dying my hair green (either during production, or for st. Patties, gonna let the other producers choose).

i dont understand why "ill go out and play paintball with my friends!" is an incentive for me to donate.

It's not "I'll go out and play paintball", the plan is that we will each start back to back and blindfolded.  We will walk 20 paces, turn and unload (still blindfolded).  We wouldn't be using any of the fundraiser money for that, we would fund that ourselves.  (this wasn't my idea)




Anyway, here's the thing.  Honestly, everyone I talk too that reads the script loves it, I'm trying to convince the director to let me post it somewhere so people can see it and see why it would be such a good movie, but we don't want someone to snatch it up and make it.  There's a VERY good chance the short will make it into the Chicago Film Festival and from what people are telling me, they think it could be a festival favorite and possibly a winner.

Beyond that, I'm investing $500 of my own money, and the director is investing $900 of his to push us up (we are doing direct-deposit to the bank account).  Any money we get from crowdfunding is basically just increasing the quality, and giving us a chance to make it better.

Our minimum amount needed (super bare bones), to make this, is about $2600, which we will hopefully be able to get (we only need about 700 more).  Once we get that, we are green-lit.  We are applying for a number of grants, and our plan with crowdfunding, is to try and take the "Weight" off the grant requests in order to try and increase our chances for them (it's easier to get $1000 than $3000).

As of right this exact moment, our current total from all fundraising is:

$495 from indieGoGo
$500 from me
$900 from Director

Total: $1895.  This means we are going to be requesting about $2000 from the grant (hopefully we'll get half).  With $3,000 we'll be able to hire our SFX guy for the blood/gunshots, rent the guns, pay for a fire-marshall and police officer to be on-location for the shooting scenes (chicago law), provide Craft Services for the cast and crew, and cover our expendables.  Not to mention, anything we get that pushs us over $3,000 gives us a nice cushion to be able to cover unexpected expenses that might come up.

Let me point out, this isn't some "random no-budget short".  We are shooting on the RED Epic, that is the same type of camera The Hobbit, Jumper, and Star Trek: Into Darkness were shot on, and is the same camera that the next Thor movie will be shot on.  We got VERY lucky and got a Director of photography to sign-on (for free after reading the script) who has access to this Super expensive and high-tech camera.  We have hired SAG (screen actors guild) actors, who are working for waived payment as a favor to one of our instructors, and because they really like the script.

I am saying this in all seriousness, any donations help us make this short better.  Were locking locations and dates, but it's much easier to get a location if we can pay them for it, and our special effects guy is the biggest expense we have.  With our current funds, we may end up having to go digital effects (which to be honest, looks like complete shit on the RED Epic).  Were applying for grants, and talking to investors, but if this movie gets made, unless a random investor decides to drop a grand, it will be because of small donations ($100 and less) from people I know both IRL and on the internet.

So again, I ask, please, if you can afford to give even $5, it's a great help for us.
Title: Re: How desperate am I to fund my short film? THIS DESPERATE.
Post by: Jenne on March 16, 2013, 07:55:38 am
There you go, start dying.
Title: Re: How desperate am I to fund my short film? THIS DESPERATE.
Post by: Pterrydactyl on March 16, 2013, 03:05:23 pm
The current debate, is if I should bleach first...
Title: Re: How desperate am I to fund my short film? THIS DESPERATE.
Post by: Jenne on March 16, 2013, 03:28:36 pm
The current debate, is if I should bleach first...
If your hair is fairly dark, you will need to bleach first or it's will just look darker but not really green.
Title: Re: How desperate am I to fund my short film? THIS DESPERATE.
Post by: Pterrydactyl on March 17, 2013, 05:54:28 pm
So yea, we went this this stuff a local hair place recommended that was "comb in" and it was a disaster, though, I have before/after pictures.

I talked with the production team, and the decision was made that it would be more "hilarious" if my hair was green in all the behind the scenes and official photos, so they want me to re-dye for the production (our hair+makeup person will do it on April 19th).

But, here's the pictures of my attempt:

(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/freeyourmind775/2013-03-16153544_zps946b0a94.jpg)

(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/freeyourmind775/2013-03-16190303_zps8d163989.jpg)

(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c127/freeyourmind775/2013-03-16190308_zpsd30ffbc3.jpg)

Also, my hands, scalp, pillow, couch, and jacket have green tints to them now :V
Title: Re: How desperate am I to fund my short film? THIS DESPERATE.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on March 18, 2013, 12:55:43 am
Yeaaaaah, that didn't work to well, did it?
Title: Re: How desperate am I to fund my short film? THIS DESPERATE.
Post by: Pterrydactyl on March 18, 2013, 03:10:40 am
Nope.  But then, it's not like I had any idea what I was doing.  I get my hair cut super-short constantly and never tried to dye it before...
Title: Re: How desperate am I to fund my short film? THIS DESPERATE.
Post by: Croix on March 18, 2013, 03:32:59 am
oh mayne. maybe if you rubbed your shirt on your hair it would work better :X