Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V

Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on July 15, 2013, 02:12:06 am

Title: Unconfirmed reports
Post by: Buck Turgidson on July 15, 2013, 02:12:06 am

I have heard that war is once again on the horizon, and that we may have as little as 30 days until we Apocalypze again.

EVERYONE SHOULD REBUILD THEIR NUKE STOCKPILES IMMEDIATELY.  THE SKY IS FALLING.

Apparently the driver behind this upcoming war is the new alliance system, which has caused an effective shift in the balance of power between you-know-who and them.  It appears we are left a little stranded, not because of the dissolution of SF, but because of the re-orientation that it's cancellation represents.

Can anyone confirm or deny the above?  I know my information is vague, but I have kept it purposefully so for reasons that must be all too obvious by now.

Title: Re: Unconfirmed reports
Post by: Ogaden on July 15, 2013, 02:50:13 am

The cactuar mambos at dusk

Title: Re: Unconfirmed reports
Post by: Leo on July 15, 2013, 04:40:57 am

I'm confused. This post is written like something I should take seriously, but it's by GS, so...

Title: Re: Unconfirmed reports
Post by: Buck Turgidson on July 15, 2013, 06:06:39 am

Are you referring to the mambo at dusk or the other bullshit?

Title: Re: Unconfirmed reports
Post by: Bleak Outlook on July 15, 2013, 09:05:08 am

A man will call you on the CB radio. He will say his name and mention say "it is unseasonably warm."
Your response will be, "the unicorn offers tranquility."





/obscure reference  :woop:

Title: Re: Unconfirmed reports
Post by: Buck Turgidson on July 15, 2013, 10:23:34 am

Well, that was disturbing.  I just googled it, and followed a link to a Rick Astley video.  Thank you very fucking much, ass-hole.

Title: Re: Unconfirmed reports
Post by: Pterrydactyl on July 15, 2013, 02:59:23 pm

I can neither confirm nor deny any possibly things that may or may not be upcoming, and may or may not be called a "war".  I can also neither confirm nor deny that we may or may not have a Competent government that may or may not be able to lead us through this possibly upcoming war that may or may not happen.

Also, I may or may not have been recent gaining the ability to possibly be able to confirm or deny that I can  make a post without really confirming or denying anything which may or may not be true.


Translation:

Fuck if I even know what's going on most of the time.

Title: Re: Unconfirmed reports
Post by: Leo on July 15, 2013, 03:22:17 pm

Quote from: Pterrydactyl on July 15, 2013, 02:59:23 pm

I can also neither confirm nor deny that we may or may not have a Competent government that may or may not be able to lead us through this possibly upcoming war [...].

Quote

Fuck if I even know what's going on most of the time.

Well, I think we can answer one of these questions fairly easily.

Title: Re: Unconfirmed reports
Post by: VL on July 15, 2013, 11:53:21 pm

At first I was like wat

Then I looked where it's posted

Title: Re: Unconfirmed reports
Post by: Bleak Outlook on July 16, 2013, 01:07:35 pm

Quote from: GrilledSlug on July 15, 2013, 10:23:34 am

Well, that was disturbing.  I just googled it, and followed a link to a Rick Astley video.  Thank you very fucking much, ass-hole.

:troll:

Title: Re: Unconfirmed reports
Post by: Buck Turgidson on July 19, 2013, 06:26:50 am

I think we should call this one the Rick Astley War.