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Title: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep drama train!
Post by: ZPO4O on August 03, 2013, 08:15:46 pm
Woo woo!

All aboard!

So, one month Zeep bought a house.

Next month Zeep had a mental break down over girls

This month!?

Well, I started to 'date' this girl awhile back. We got together, we clicked and wound up in bed. She said 'guess were dating!' and I went along with it. Fast forward to about noon today.

I work 4 ten hour overnight shifts a week, leaving me with 3 nights off in a row. I am sadly kind of a depressed and lonely man with no friends, I admit that. So on weekends when everyone I know is busy, like this weekend and the last weekend...it bogs me down and depresses me greatly.

So noon rolls around today, I'm nice lonely bored depressed and have a few shots of vodka in me. Me and my girl are texting and we kinda get in a bit of a little hissy fit.

Well it lasts all day, drags on through the hours of bitching and moaning and all that shit, then finally about an hour ago the big guns came out.

Here is the deal. We both decided to lay our cards out on the table, and I went first.

I basically gave her the run down. Told her I know she wants kids and marriage at some point. So I was flat out honest with her. The older I get, the less I want kids. And I have always seen marriage as a waste of time and money. You don't need to be married to live happily with someone. Its just a justification to give the church more power and money. Im not against religion, but I am against willingly giving the church power over my life and my hard earned money.

I then went on to tell her that I didnt really feel like we were dating. We only get to see each other one day every week or two because of our schedules and her living an hour away. I feel more or less like I am single, and I am just lucky enough to have someone to share lifes experiences with. Im no happier since she came in my life, no sadder either. But she was basically just along for the ride cause I wanted someone along, not because of her.

Finally I threw down my last card, part of the mental breakdown last time...its been over a year and I'm still not over the ex that I technically never had. I am in love with a figment of my imagination and still hoping/wanting it to come along. Told her if it ever did come along, shed be dropped aside without a seconds though.

BOOM! That was my hand. I kinda felt like an asshole for saying it, and felt like I was using her, but I needed to clear the chest and get it all out there. Felt like nothing she could say would top it.

"I'm unhappily married to a guy who makes me feel invisible, and I have 4 kids. You make me happy, I want to leave my husband, and a part of me wants to be with you but a part of me cant see myself with you."

Yeah...married...4 kids...here I thought she just had a busy/hectic work schedule and lived an hour away. Well, I was partly right. Instead of assistant manager to a 7 saloon franchise...she has 4 kids. Well, I guess she also has the hair saloon thing too, but still. Wow man, wow....

So, guess i'm off the hook for feeling like an asshole for being with her just to be with her.
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Snowbound Milk on August 03, 2013, 09:08:19 pm
damn son.
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: ZPO4O on August 03, 2013, 09:32:06 pm
yeah, damn son is right...
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Arsenal 10 on August 03, 2013, 10:08:57 pm
Your life is full of excitement. I guess it's good you know everything now and can move on.
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: ZPO4O on August 03, 2013, 10:17:46 pm
No, my life is boring as all hell. Its my relationships that are just whacked. I have the worst luck with relationships. I should just start looking for my future girlfriends in the psych wards.
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Snowbound Milk on August 03, 2013, 10:41:20 pm
No, my life is boring as all hell. Its my relationships that are just whacked. I have the worst luck with relationships. I should just start looking for my future girlfriends in the psych wards.
Hey, don't bash that.
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: ZPO4O on August 03, 2013, 10:46:00 pm
Experience with the straight jacket girls there snowbound? I hear they give a real good reach arounds!

Also heard them elctro shock therapy girls are pretty fun, if ya know what I man. wink wink nudge nudge! Better then a washing machine!

But oh man, dont get me started on the padded room girls...you can toss them all over the place like a rag doll! FUN STUFF!

<_<
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Ogaden on August 03, 2013, 10:46:28 pm
damn son.
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: ZPO4O on August 03, 2013, 11:04:19 pm
yeaaaah...damn son is right...again...

I tend to be used by women a lot...I have noticed this seems to be a reoccurring theme.

I have been multiple rebound boyfriends, even durring 'breaks' as to where they then go BACK to their boyfriend...this whole husband thing.

I also had an ex who basically used me to make her happy. She was basically the type of woman who was happy when she was destroying the will and life of a man. Took me about a year to realize that she was not with me for me, she was with me just to make me unhappy and see how much she could fuck with me and my mind.
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Leo on August 04, 2013, 08:49:17 am
But oh man, dont get me started on the padded room girls...you can toss them all over the place like a rag doll! FUN STUFF!
This actually sounds like it could be really fun...
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: ZPO4O on August 04, 2013, 01:50:44 pm
I kinda figured youd like one of those leo
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Leo on August 04, 2013, 02:03:16 pm
I'm a man of exquisite taste.
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Gangs on August 04, 2013, 04:50:08 pm
No, my life is boring as all hell. Its my relationships that are just whacked. I have the worst luck with relationships. I should just start looking for my future girlfriends in the psych wards.
Hey man, i empathize...from personal experience...
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 04, 2013, 07:47:31 pm
did not read this topic
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 05, 2013, 08:07:10 am
Instead of assistant manager to a 7 saloon franchise...she has 4 kids. Well, I guess she also has the hair saloon thing too, but still. Wow man, wow....

hair saloon? do you mean salon? because a saloon is like a bar in old western films.

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So, guess i'm off the hook for feeling like a creeper for being with her just to be with her.

yeah man. women get away with a lot because there's a stereotype about them being less shallow about sex. but it's a myth. women use guys just as much, for attention if not for sex. in both cases it's for the sake of someone's ego.

sry to hear about your depression. try spirituality?


did not read this topic
didn't read the topic fuck you fuck you fuck you

kenny this is no way to handle a breakup, you need to take some time with your 4 kids and 7 hair saloons and get some perspective.
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: ZPO4O on August 06, 2013, 01:17:02 pm
<_<
Yeah, I meant salon...but hey, a hair saloon would be cool.

Have a few beers while watching the game and and watching the girls dance to the piano? All while someone cuts your hair? I might be on to something here.
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 06, 2013, 06:59:02 pm
DIDNT READ THE TOPIC STILL


FUCK YOU ZEEP
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Bleak Outlook on August 07, 2013, 09:24:25 am
After carefully reading and re-reading the topic, then contemplating your situation for several hours, I have come to the conclusion that I can, in fact, fap to this.
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: ZPO4O on August 07, 2013, 09:37:46 am
XD
I am glad you can fap to my topic
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 07, 2013, 04:30:29 pm
NOT READING SHIT

EAT MY P**P YOU FR*AK
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 07, 2013, 08:49:10 pm
EAT MY PEEP YOU FROAK

always enjoy encountering new slang
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Bleak Outlook on August 08, 2013, 08:29:56 am
NOT READING SHIT

EAT MY P**P YOU FR*AK

(http://junkfoodnews.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/JUST-BORN-MARSHMALLOW-PEEPS.jpg)
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: ZPO4O on August 08, 2013, 12:10:40 pm
Fuck...one of the two biggest mysteries to me in the sweets world...peeps...

them and candy corn, I just dont know how anyone can stand either of those two god awful tasting things...those and snowballs. Yuck, yuck, and tripple yuck.
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Bleak Outlook on August 09, 2013, 08:31:53 am
Candy corn is amazing because if you eat it with a handful of salted peanuts, it tastes exactly like a Payday bar.

Snowballs make you gay.  :gay:
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Croix on August 10, 2013, 03:47:17 pm
candy corn is amazing alone D:
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 11, 2013, 06:49:45 pm
used to fucking love the shit out of peeps

some part of me still does, but I have pretty much sworn off of all candy, unless I make it at home with special ingredients.. pretty much any processed food is off limits for the sake of health



I'm ok though... because I discovered these

(http://www.lazyglutenfreecook.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/KIND-Plus-Bars.png)

lots of them only have 5 or so grams of sugar in a single bar. most health bars compensate for low sugar with high fat, but these are pretty reasonable. pretty much every single one tastes great after being left in the freezer.

should be noted that if you consume a lot of sugar you can't taste it as well. also you can't taste the added unhealthy chemicals because your taste buds tune them out. but if you go without for a while, you will begin to taste everything differently, and you'll actually be able to tell when something is good for you (it will taste good and will make you feel good)... the way bodies were supposed to work before civilization came to destroy us all
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Bleak Outlook on August 12, 2013, 09:20:34 am
What do you think of
(http://static.caloriecount.about.com/images/medium/unreal-candy-unjunked-coated-177701.jpg)
?

I've tried their version of peanut M&M's and they were freaking AWESOME. I 'gasmd a little.
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on August 12, 2013, 03:04:37 pm
idk what you're referring to.
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: ZPO4O on August 13, 2013, 08:02:54 am
Targets brand of 'healthy' candy. Or at least, iv only seen it at work, so I assume its targets...could be WAY off though.

Anyway, its basically candy with no artificial ingredients, all natural and as healthy as candy can get. I also have to agree with outlook on this. The bits and pieces I have tried, DELICIOUS!
Title: Re: So...RIA...time to unload the monthly zeep CockPony train!
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on August 13, 2013, 11:45:52 pm
FUCK THIS TOPIC I WONT READ IT FUCK ZEEP

NOT KYLE