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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 10, 2007, 03:38:28 am

Title: This is a bunch of bullshit.
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 10, 2007, 03:38:28 am

I bought a pack of Salem Green Label cigarettes the other day.

(http://www.tobaccobymail.com/zen/images/salem_green_label.jpg)

They are pissing me off.

The cigarettes don't taste bad. They are good, actually. But, there is one fucking problem.

White filters.

These are NOT lights. These are full flavored. So, why the FUCK do these things have white filters? Why?! WHY?!

It's so fucking aggravating that I'm about to punch a baby in half.

The problem with white filters?

1) I'll light the wrong end accidentally.
2) I never know when the cigarette is finished.

Salem Green Label takes it another step, however. Most other cigarette brand that uses white filters put their logo/flavor RIGHT at the end.

Do these? No. Fuck no. It's ANNOYING. There is more than a centimeter space between where the filter logo and the end of the filter is. That's FUCKING ANNOYING.

(http://homepage.kennythefox.com/files/09-10-07_0416.jpg)

The build-up of pissed off is creating pressure in my head and I'm about to shove a screwdriver through my forehead to make myself feel better.

How could they fuck this up so badly? I'll never buy another pack of Salem Green Label again just based on the fact that the design of the cigarette SUCKS FUCK.

On the other hand, the Salem Black Variety is SO much better. It has a nifty "slide" box and it also comes with a "lucky" cigarette. More importantly, COLORED FILTERS.

If you are a cigarette smoker, I recommend Salem Black Label. However, stay the fuck away from Green Label.

Title: This is a bunch of bullshit.
Post by: Flask on September 10, 2007, 05:29:26 am

I don't care because

a. You smoke.

b. You smoke.

Title: This is a bunch of bullshit.
Post by: Guaikia on September 10, 2007, 05:51:44 am

haha nice one flask. i don't smoke too so this doesn't really matters to me. but this info could inform smokers of what ciggeretts to buy next time  

anyway chill hyperonic

Title: This is a bunch of bullshit.
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on September 10, 2007, 08:24:33 am

Quote from: Flask

I don't care because

a. You smoke.

b. You smoke.

Your mother doesn't smoke either, but she is addicted to my cock.

Title: This is a bunch of bullshit.
Post by: schneereich on September 10, 2007, 10:59:45 am

here's the solution: don't smoke. but if i do start for some reason, i'll be sure not to get any salem green label.

Title: This is a bunch of bullshit.
Post by: DCI Cavaliers on September 10, 2007, 12:02:49 pm

Quote from: Hyperonic

Quote from: Flask

I don't care because

a. You smoke.

b. You smoke.

Your mother doesn't smoke either, but she is addicted to my cock.

so are you saying you cock is as big as a cig

Title: This is a bunch of bullshit.
Post by: wethepeople on September 10, 2007, 02:24:50 pm

o_o I don't have a grudge against people who smoke, but... its a fucking stupid thing to do.

Title: This is a bunch of bullshit.
Post by: zblewski on September 10, 2007, 02:55:53 pm

agree'd with c-zom.

Title: This is a bunch of bullshit.
Post by: ZPO4O on September 10, 2007, 04:05:01 pm

I like it when kenny smokes...it means hes almost done with the pack.

that means he will be calling me for directions to the nearest 7-11...which is fun as hell giving them to him in the middle of the night. GO KENNY GO!!!

PUFF PUFF PUFF ON THAT MAGIC FAG STICK!!!!

^_^

Title: This is a bunch of bullshit.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on September 10, 2007, 07:06:27 pm

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Title: This is a bunch of bullshit.
Post by: wethepeople on September 10, 2007, 07:06:48 pm

Jog my memory Cynic... what does smoking do?

Title: This is a bunch of bullshit.
Post by: dark tyrant on September 10, 2007, 07:19:27 pm

Quote from: wethepeople

o_o I don't have a grudge against people who smoke, but... its a fucking stupid thing to do.

I agree!

Title: This is a bunch of bullshit.
Post by: bioakky on September 10, 2007, 07:27:37 pm

Quote from: Mr_Cynic

inafterspam

I did something similar to that on my mom's computer. >_>

STOP SMOKING
STOP SMOKING
STOP SMOKING
STOP SMOKING
STOP SMOKING

was her background for a while.

Title: This is a bunch of bullshit.
Post by: Flask on September 11, 2007, 12:56:00 am

Seriously Kenny, it's like saying that you're annoyed because there's a suppressor on the gun you're attempting to commit suicide with.