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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Kenneth Kenstar on May 16, 2015, 02:19:55 am

Title: I'm a security guard now and they will let me bring an ar15 to work
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on May 16, 2015, 02:19:55 am

If I go next door to Walmart and buy one

Title: Re: I'm a security guard now and they will let me bring an ar15 to work
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on May 16, 2015, 02:21:38 am

Oh but I'm definitely not allowed to conceal a slingshot in my socks

Title: Re: I'm a security guard now and they will let me bring an ar15 to work
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on May 16, 2015, 07:21:08 am

I bet they're much safer with you as a security guard.

just don't tell anyone over 40 about your past as a hacker (http://i.imgur.com/f7rJAZ7.gif)

Title: Re: I'm a security guard now and they will let me bring an ar15 to work
Post by: Leo on May 16, 2015, 07:27:27 am

I read that as "an over 15" at first and was a little creeped out by your work policies.


It only got worse when I imagined you with a gun.