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Title: I texted Zeep
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 11, 2016, 12:58:46 am
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Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: what the pluck on January 11, 2016, 07:12:34 pm
Some days I'm surprised you're not drunk. Also, you forgot to black out his number. I'm sure he appreciates that.
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: im317 on January 11, 2016, 07:22:53 pm
please Zeep posted his number in #RIA in the past 18 months
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: Leo on January 11, 2016, 09:47:53 pm
Should I sext him my dick?
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: Brian on January 11, 2016, 11:05:33 pm
hate to get off topic here, but did you ever get a hold of jeff goldblum? im sure he would appreciate knowing your bathing habits.
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: what the pluck on January 11, 2016, 11:06:40 pm
I'm still wondering why, if you get bored taking baths, why you spend so much time in the tub. That's my biggest problem, I get bored in the tub.
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 11, 2016, 11:49:37 pm
hate to get off topic here, but did you ever get a hold of jeff goldblum? im sure he would appreciate knowing your bathing habits.

I am Jeff Goldblum????
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: ZPO4O on January 16, 2016, 04:24:30 pm
I posted my number months ago? Fuck if I remember. Oh well, cats out of the bag anyway.
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: ZPO4O on January 16, 2016, 04:40:49 pm
Oh yeah, before I forget....I lost my phone Kenny, had to get a new one. That said, I have no phone numbers for anyone anymore.
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: ZPO4O on January 16, 2016, 05:36:52 pm
Oh and just because...


You were in the bath? I just got out of the shower.
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: what the pluck on January 16, 2016, 06:08:21 pm
Oh and just because...


You were in the bath? I just got out of the shower.
Somehow that's less creepy than Kenny's one.
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: im317 on January 16, 2016, 10:25:27 pm
well i guess i have to update my CN Rolodex with a note that you dont have that number anymore.
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: ZPO4O on January 16, 2016, 10:33:43 pm
Oh I still have the number, I just don't have anyone else's. I didn't have my contracts backed up anywhere.
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: Brian on January 16, 2016, 10:35:27 pm
you make one sexy pirate zeep
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 17, 2016, 02:33:14 am
Yeah well





Blue spider
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: im317 on January 17, 2016, 10:24:25 am
Oh I still have the number, I just don't have anyone else's. I didn't have my contracts backed up anywhere.

that makes more sense, i lost a phone once a long time ago. can be a real pain.
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: ZPO4O on January 17, 2016, 01:37:46 pm
Blue spider!? Where!? Did Sandy duck?
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 17, 2016, 03:58:58 pm
Did you not have a smartphone or something? I haven't told a phone to backup my contacts on purpose since smartphones.
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: ZPO4O on January 17, 2016, 09:32:45 pm
I did, but I tell it not to auto sync. I cant stand how it organizes shit, always keeps shit I dont want and fucks up shit I do want. Whenever I do turn on auto sync, I usually have to spend 2-3 hours fixing its fuckups. Where as if I did it myself to start with, it would only take a fraction of the time.
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: Brian on January 17, 2016, 10:59:33 pm
yeah... auto synch is a bitch if it gets screwed up on google's end... I ended up making a backup of all my contacts, deleting them on google, and then importing them all back the way i wanted them.

Smartphone, more like stupidphone amirite?
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: ZPO4O on January 18, 2016, 01:20:41 am
yeah... auto synch is a bitch if it gets screwed up on google's end... I ended up making a backup of all my contacts, deleting them on google, and then importing them all back the way i wanted them.

Smartphone, more like stupidphone amirite?

THANK you! I feel like I am taking crazy pills when I explain that to people. I'm glad I am not the only one who has issues with the way google manages to fuck contacts up.
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: ZPO4O on January 18, 2016, 01:26:07 am
how about i get you a life alert and push you down some stairs how does that sound to ya fella

Would you please? Id feel a lot safer with a life alert. I think I can pass with you pushing me down the stairs though.
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 18, 2016, 01:26:44 am
damnit i thought of something funnier and deleted it but then you beat me to it
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 18, 2016, 01:27:39 am
wow how about this when we hang out ill teach you how to use a smartphone

ill bring the gin and you bring the





tonic
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: ZPO4O on January 18, 2016, 01:28:16 am
damnit i thought of something funnier and deleted it but then you beat me to it
Damn right, fucker. Now would you hurry up and text me so I can get your number again, bitch?
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: ZPO4O on January 18, 2016, 01:29:04 am
wow how about this when we hang out ill teach you how to use a smartphone

ill bring the gin and you bring the





tonic

HI-OOOOOO!

No teaching necessary, just bring the drinks.
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 18, 2016, 01:29:29 am
seriously if one of us wins the lottery lets get pyro and go on an adventure to find Sandy in California and then start on a cross country trip to discover ourselves and how much grass we can smoke
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: ZPO4O on January 18, 2016, 01:30:36 am
Do we really need to win the lottery? Lets just find some crazy old loaded dude like Frank in 'Its always sunny' and pitch the idea to him.
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 18, 2016, 01:31:04 am
damnit i thought of something funnier and deleted it but then you beat me to it
Damn right, fucker. Now would you hurry up and text me so I can get your number again, bitch?

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Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 18, 2016, 01:32:18 am
Do we really need to win the lottery? Lets just find some crazy old loaded dude like Frank in 'Its always sunny' and pitch the idea to him.

well I guess we could rob a 7-Eleven and invest the proceeds into more effective 7-Eleven robberies
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 18, 2016, 01:34:10 am
did you hear about the RIers who got busted trying to plan a mass shooting at a mall?
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: im317 on January 18, 2016, 12:21:14 pm
did you hear about the RIers who got busted trying to plan a mass shooting at a mall?

wait what? is this real? like the CE poster who burned down that church?
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: ZPO4O on January 18, 2016, 12:44:12 pm
Do we really need to win the lottery? Lets just find some crazy old loaded dude like Frank in 'Its always sunny' and pitch the idea to him.

well I guess we could rob a 7-Eleven and invest the proceeds into more effective 7-Eleven robberies
...wha? ...Damn. Some people...
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: what the pluck on January 18, 2016, 01:04:19 pm
ITT we learn that Kenny doesn't really have a phone number.
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 18, 2016, 01:29:48 pm
did you hear about the RIers who got busted trying to plan a mass shooting at a mall?

wait what? is this real? like the CE poster who burned down that church?

Yes. This is real like the CE poster who burned down that church except this made it to Wikipedia status.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_mass_shooting_plot (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halifax_mass_shooting_plot)
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2957316/Columbine-obsessed-goth-23-plotted-mall-mass-shooting-Nazi-friends-frightened-tutors-dark-writings-serial-killers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2957316/Columbine-obsessed-goth-23-plotted-mall-mass-shooting-Nazi-friends-frightened-tutors-dark-writings-serial-killers.html)
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 18, 2016, 01:54:35 pm
Okay, so I can hardly remember, my lore databanks need to be refreshed, but maybe it was just the girl who was the RIer.

But she was a longtime RIer. Not quite Moth status, but literally some people over at LUE remember her. She was an asian girl who worshiped several white power nationalist folks.

So she was fucking nuts

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/17/25BCC35D00000578-0-image-a-17_1424189077124.jpg)
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: im317 on January 18, 2016, 03:10:01 pm
damn, people be crazy.
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: ZPO4O on January 18, 2016, 06:34:59 pm
sheeeeeeit...Damn man, thats messed up. Almost makes me ashamed to be from RI originally...
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: Brian on January 18, 2016, 08:43:20 pm
http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/403-random-insanity/71261937 (http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/403-random-insanity/71261937)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2957316/Columbine-obsessed-goth-23-plotted-mall-mass-shooting-Nazi-friends-frightened-tutors-dark-writings-serial-killers.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2957316/Columbine-obsessed-goth-23-plotted-mall-mass-shooting-Nazi-friends-frightened-tutors-dark-writings-serial-killers.html)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/17/25AE788A00000578-0-image-a-25_1424189264841.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/17/25AE78BC00000578-0-image-m-24_1424189257642.jpg)

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/17/25AEB0F100000578-0-image-a-27_1424189461458.jpg)

(http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/076/655/shitstorm-flyer.jpg)
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 18, 2016, 08:45:29 pm
damnit there you are shitstorm I've been looking for you
Title: Re: I texted Zeep
Post by: ZPO4O on January 18, 2016, 09:14:01 pm
INCOMING! SHITSTOOOOORM!!!!

https://www.swearnet.com/shows/real-fucking-news-and-weather/seasons/1/episodes/1 (https://www.swearnet.com/shows/real-fucking-news-and-weather/seasons/1/episodes/1)



Mind you, I am still waiting for a storm like that, this year...I look forward to storms like that every year, and I am very rarely satisfied with the winters I get...